Reviews

Been to this strip club a handful of times in the past few months. Club is just as much a local dive bar as it is a strip club IMO. In Virginia girls by law…

14 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

I live in the neighborhood so...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I live in the neighborhood so stop by this club from time to time. Women here tend to be older but most are pretty. I have a hard time regarding this as a true strip…

14 yrs ago

Club Harem

Baltimore, MD

Club Harem is a small dive...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Club Harem is a small dive strip club towards the end of the block. All things considered this is an above average club on the Block; women are a bit better than average and the…

14 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

I've been to this club numerous...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've been to this club numerous times. It's essentially half-strip club, half-restaurant. Virginia law requires the girls to wear pasties over their nipples so, IMO, doesn't feel like a true strip club as there is…

15 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Visited CCR a couple Sundays ago....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Visited CCR a couple Sundays ago. They've remodeled the place to comply with Virginia's new smoking laws... there's 1 pole in the main, non-smoking section and 1 pole in an enclosed smoking section. There also…

16 yrs ago

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Club is about a 5 minute...

Club is about a 5 minute drive from the Strip. Went in on a weekend after midnight to check it out. Very disappointed with the $30 cover charge and 2 drink minimum, though I hear…

16 yrs ago

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, MD

Visited this club last week. Girls...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visited this club last week. Girls are okay, certainly better than most of the quality you see in other clubs on the Block but nothing special. Chilled for 15-20 minutes and started talking to a…

17 yrs ago

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, MD

Went late at night to see...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Went late at night to see the talent... mostly average-looking dancers with variety (a lot of black and white). Pretty, older (mid-30s) caucasian woman with implants approaches me... we get to talking, I buy her…

17 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Went to this club a couple...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Went to this club a couple of weeks ago and got VIP dances from Iris (Mexican dancer from the Bay) and Sirena (beautiful Philipino girl). Both were well worth the money, belive me. Great club...…

18 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

THe girls here are very pretty...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

THe girls here are very pretty (and very nice) and the food is great (not to mention cheap) but if you're looking for a true strip club, don't come here. The girls where pasties and…

18 yrs ago

Circus Bar

Baltimore, MD

The reason I don't rate this...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

The reason I don't rate this bar even lower than a 4 is because mileage can be had here. Went here last month and ran into a girl named Summer... "D" cup breasted white girl…

18 yrs ago

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

Went to this club on the...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Went to this club on the block last night... COMPLETE waste of time. Most of the girls are trash straight out of Middle River or Dundalk. Met one decent looking girl who was overly aggressive…

19 yrs ago

Club Harem

Baltimore, MD

Went to Club Harem about a...

Went to Club Harem about a month or so ago. Some good looking girls, but most were decent or even below average (norm for the Block). Met a dancer who doubles at another club as…

19 yrs ago

Plaza Saloon

Baltimore, MD

Was in Baltimore visiting family a...

Was in Baltimore visiting family a couple weeks ago so stopped by this club to check things out. For the most part, the girls here are some dogs... a few decent ones though. Met a…

19 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Dropped in for the first time...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Dropped in for the first time in 6-7 months. Same lame club... dancers wear patsie's over their breasts (state law in Virginia) and no lapdances. Girls are pretty and friendly and food is good at…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Live in Crystal City but haven't...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Live in Crystal City but haven't been here in a few months so dropped in again to see what was up. They've got some pretty dancers here but bottom line is this club isn't worth…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Went to this club again last...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Went to this club again last Wednesday. Costs $20 to get in ($15 with membership). BYOB strip club Mondays-Thursday (no alcohol served in club) but no alcohol at all allowed on weekends (full nudity). Had…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

Went to this club last week......

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Went to this club last week... just like most of the other clubs on the Block - subpar women but can get good mileage if you find the right girl. The couple of dancers that…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

BORING!!! Don't come here... no...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

BORING!!! Don't come here... no lap dances and the dancers aren't even naked per Virginia state law (must wear patsies over their nipples). The dancers are beautiful for the most part and the food…

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

New Orleans, LA

How is this for a review......

★★★★★★1.0/10

How is this for a review... one the regular "girls" dancing at this strip club is a post-op transsexual (NOT a joke... also the bar tender at the club lied and tried to deny the…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Went back to this club last...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Went back to this club last week. I think they have raised the price a couple of dollars for members?? Anyway, had a good time as always. It seems as though they have quite a…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Made a recent return trip...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Made a recent return trip to this strip club. Didn't disappoint... this club definitely has the best lap dances of any club I've ever been to. Received a few laps from a dancer named…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, KY

This is one of the...

★★★★★★2.0/10

This is one of the worst clubs I've ever been to. The girls are mostly out of shape and unattractive (though somewhat friendly) and the drinks are relatively expensive to cover up for the…