Reviews

199 reviews by lurkingdog

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Once again, all it takes is one to make it a good night

It's been a couple of years since I have been back to this club. Once again, I had a layover in Miami before traveling overseas. I first visited this place based on many…

1 wk ago6

Hobbeze

Lebanon, PA

Some improvements to report at Hobbeze

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So I have reviewed this club many times in the past. The "dance" experience here is a private lap dance (wherein the dancer is most usually nude) in a private room inside of an…

1 wk ago

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, IA

The best borough in Cedar Rapids . . . . Brooklyn!

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

So I found myself stuck in Omaha on a Sunday afternoon. I had actually written to @OmahaRedWing (thanks, man!) for recommendations but since time was limited, this was really the only place open on…

3 wks ago

Hobbeze

Lebanon, PA

Another happy session with Fox

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So, I don't know if there are a lot of "lurking" mongers out there (and no one is submitting reviews on this place), but it appears that Fox has gotten VERY popular. I just…

2 mos ago3

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

After the hullabaloo -- things are totally back to normal

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So, I once again had a free day to make the long drive out to the Playhouse Lounge for another wonderful meeting with Devon. As you all must know by now, this Pink building…

2 mos ago6

Hobbeze

Lebanon, PA

Summertime - and the living is Hobbeze-sy

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It's been a minute since I've reviewed this club (it's quite drive for me to get here). As I've mentioned before, the club is in the "middle of nowhere, Central PA." Lebanon is…

3 mos ago

Devil's Den

Duncannon, PA

I have to admit, the potential is certainly there.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So I was driving through this part of the state when I noticed that the "Open" sign was flashing so I thought I would stop in. I had visited this place in its previous…

3 mos ago2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

The Oasis was dry so I met a nice dancer at the P.O.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I had an unexpected lay-over at PHL and decided to venture out to the clubs. I had intended to go to Oasis and had my Lyft driver take me there. Much to my…

5 mos ago4

Gatsby's North

Akron, OH

A nice afternoon diversion and step up in quality in Akron

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This was the third and last stop for me during my Monday afternoon visit to Akron clubs. A shout out to DickyDoo2 who responded to my DM's regarding this club and to what I…

6 mos ago

Absolut Lounge

Akron, OH

Absolut-ly meh for me this visit

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

So this was my second stop this Monday afternoon in Akron, The G-spot being the first (see review). I had never been to this place before (when it was CW's) but it's essentially in…

6 mos ago2

G Spot

Akron, OH

A fun afternoon at the G-spot with Legacy

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I once again had the opportunity to visit the den(s) of iniquity that are Akron. Other reviews still to come. But my first stop this Monday afternoon was at The G-spot. My…

6 mos ago2

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Another Bliss-filled half-hour with Devon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I live about 3-4 hours drive away from the Pink Palace but I always like to visit as it has become a very nice break and release for me and this particular trip was no…

7 mos ago9

Hobbeze

Lebanon, PA

Merry Christmas and Happy Hobbezedays!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Back in the veritable strip club wasteland that is Central PA after some fun travels elsewhere. I have the Hobbeze Instagram page in my links and peruse the dancers as they post their schedules.…

8 mos ago

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Candy shoppe -- indeed

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So I was back in the Miami area (connection at the airport). My only other trips have been to Cheetah Hallandale Beach and I have had very good times there but I had more…

8 mos ago3

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

A nice start to the holiday season at the Pink Palace

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was able to make it to my very first "Nibbles and Nipples" at this establishment. I live quite a long drive away (and it's a good thing because I'd probably spend all of…

8 mos ago4

Hobbeze

Lebanon, PA

A fun time on a Tuesday afternoon at Hobbeze

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So it's been a little while but I have reviewed this establishment a number of times in the past. For those who do not know, this is essentially a VIP private dance area within…

10 mos ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

A return to the newly named Vixens Ybor Strip

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Was back in town visiting Tampa. The last time I was here two years ago, I think it was called Scarlett's Ybor Strip (or perhaps just Ybor Strip). When I paid my $15…

10 mos ago1

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

Once again, it only takes one dancer to make it a good evening

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So, after a sub-optimal afternoon visit to Sinsations (see review) I took a break and then decided to hit up this place (also based on PAWG patrol recommended to me for my Jacksonville visit).…

10 mos ago1

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Left grumpy after a not-so-great visit (partly my fault)

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So - a shout out to PAWG patrol for responding to my DMs regarding the SC scene in Jacksonville. Based on his recommendations for fun during the daytime shift, I thought I'd try…

10 mos ago7

G Spot

Akron, OH

Leaving a Legacy in the VIP

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So I saw from her postings that RachelOGD (Rachel who occasionally worked at Old Glory Daze) had moved to the G-spot. I was going to be going through Akron on Tuesday afternoon and so…

10 mos ago

Bishops Corner

Stratford, CT

A pleasant afternoon at the Bishop's house

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So this was my first visit to one of the low end clubs in Bridgeport (I went to one of the other ones, Pleasant Moments during my last visit to CT). This is a…

11 mos ago6

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

An overused cliche, yes, but it DOES only take one dancer to make a good night

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This was my first evening weekend visit to this establishment. I had previously visited in the afternoon and also in the early weekday evening so I was prepared to be totally hustled by the…

11 mos ago

Fantasy Grand Junction

Grand Junction, CO

Who'd a thunk you could have fun in Grand Junction on a Monday night?

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So I found myself in Grand Junction, CO of all places and discovered, through TUSCL, that there is a strip club here. The last review was about 9 months ago so obviously not a…

1 yr ago3

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA

Okay if you happen to be stuck in Cedar Rapids on a Sat night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So I found myself in Cedar Rapids on a Saturday night. This club was actually walking distance from my hotel (the Fairfield Inn) and so I decided to go at about 8:30 pm.…

1 yr ago

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

I don't think she was Argentinian but she still taught me how to tango

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So thanks to @Ilovehotblondewhiteamericanchicks, @shailynn, @Baristafan, @cakecoma, @Rod84, @Fieldgoal1, and @PepsiMan who replied to my discussion and/or my DMs regarding my planned trip to the DTW area. After some consideration, I decided to make…

1 yr ago2