Reviews by the mighty quinn

I hadn't been to Rick's in ages but I was in Seattle and couldn't help myself. Things looked promising, there were several cars in the lot at opening. To start the day off…

For an Oregon club, this place is great. Not the best looking place from the outside; needs some updating on the outside and some TLC inside. Of course the Seattle clubs took care…

Had been clubbing some friends then decided we'd finish the night off here... sorta. Planted myself beside the stage/dancer area near the bar. My friends were into the $4 steaks (two of them…

Not sure why this hole in the wall gets such good reviews. Maybe the guys going here have never been anywhere else. It reminds me of that Patrick Swayze movie Road House.…

This club was on the way home from work so I decided to stop in and check everything out. Not a back location; just a little north of Acrapoless. The outside looks fresher…

May be the best food value at a club in portland. Outside is a bit run down looking and its kinda out of the way unless your a local. Smells a little strange…

Met a girl outside the club who was smokin' and told me she worked there and what her schedule was. Decided to give it a chance. Kinda hit and miss place. Some really hot young…

Maybe the nicest looking dancers in the Portland metro area but again quanity does not mean quality. I've had girls from Ricks in Seattle ask about Portland clubs since they all hear great things. Someone's…

I really don't like Oregon Clubs, not the action that the Washington ones have; quanity does not mean quality. Anyway, this place is a few minutes away from some million dollar busines and the rather…

This place has its pros and cons for sure. Easy to find. Food's better than most clubs in the PDX area and the prices are really low. Maybe the best thing to…

Maybe the nicest looking dancers in the Portland metro area but again quanity does not mean quality. I've had girls from Ricks in Seattle ask about Portland clubs since they all hear great things. Someone's…

This place is one of the nicer looking places around Portland. Lots of traffic around it and a fairly popular area so if you're looking to sneak in and not be noticed, you might…

For a PDX club this isn't bad. Very dated looking. Near a sorta mall and lots of restaurants, right off the 205. There are some cute, flirty young girls that kept me…

Very well known place in the area. Food is ok, good for what you pay. Cover is a few bucks. Seems like some place outta that movie Roadhouse or something = DATED.…

Another place I think Patrick Swazy was the bounce. Portland has this problem, club overkill. so many are run down dumps. The place is near a Hooters and almost directly across from…

The girls here are very friendly. Nothing exceptional about the dances. A few girls will push the limits a little bit but nothing compared to the clubs in Seattle even after the crack…

The Dolphin's not a bad place. Lots of young guys come in and hang out and are a little over the top but the night of the week or time of day contributes to…

This place has always been a club with much potential. I normally go to clubs mid day / early afternoon and have always found the most mileage at this time. It's harder to…

I really don't like Oregon Clubs, not the action that the Washington ones have; quanity does not mean quality. Anyway, this place is a few minutes away from some million dollar busines and the…

Maybe the nicest looking dancers in the Portland metro area but again quanity does not mean quality. I've had girls from Ricks in Seattle ask about Portland clubs since they all hear great things.…

I normally don't go to Honey's but a contact from this site told me to that some of my favs from Rick's had migrated north so I thought I'd give this place a chance; great…

Yes, we tried another Seattle area club hoping to finally find some action that Sea-Town was once known for. Didn't happen at Sugar's. Atleast today, there was a heightened sense of caution at…

Best visit during the hunt for some decent action. This is the first club I ever went to and its in my home town. Anyway, there was some action to be found in…

Maybe all of Seattle was on guard during this visit. I have been down to Sands in years and I remember why. Nothing to write home about. The girls were alright.…

I was hoping this place would have picked up since Ricks has seemed to decline. Didn't happen at least as far as this visit was concerned. It's nice but I've never been impressed…