Reviews by jimmyblong

Cant really review this as I screwed up and got there at 6 and the girls dont start unti 8:30-9pm so i had a beer and left. Couldnt sit for 2 hours doing nothing.…

Based on Bones previous reviews I planned my trip to include a stop here last Saturday. It is a cool little town bar with a big stage and hot girls. Beers are $4 and…

I found myself back at Carls during the evening and was surprised. At 8pm there were about 25 guys and a dozen dancers. Mostly in the 6-8 range with a couple of 9's.…

Stopped by for a long overdue visit during the day. Storm took full advantage to catch me up on things I'd missed. Naudia is back with her new boobs and looks like Naudia…

I broke my promise to not return but found myself checking things out last Saturday afternoon. This fashion show bar is not what it used to be and really shows no sign of returning…

I agree with finallap that Storm is inbelievable in her attitude and dances. Whether your in the vip or flame room she really loves what she does and makes you feel incredible. You…

One of the few places open on Sunday afternoon and they had 8 girls working. This place is a total dive and the bathroom is gross but who really cares about that. One…

This place still has one o fthe best sound systems in the area but who really cares about that. A $6 dollar daytinme cover and girls charging $40 for privates, which are private but…

lots of girls here but one seemed interested in making any money and more content to sit with regulars or just be chatty. Finally got a dance ($25) with a girl who really seemed…

Sunday afternoon and what a surprise. Got two dances with Maggie and she tells me that its $50! $25 each because its Sunday. Dances here are not really worth $20 but no…

Sunday afternoon and things here were kind of mellow. 3 girls working. I got a dance from KC who used to be at 1 Step and Bobby's before that. Her $20 dance…

This club suffers from a lack of ambition. It could be an awesome place with the right motivation. The few girls workinglast Saturday night were a good mix and everyone could find somethig…

Cant really give a review so I split the middle with a 5, here's why. I got to this place at 12:30 pm on a saturday night figuring they close at 2am like other…

I visited Carl's for the first time in along time last Saturday during the afternoon. They don't open til after 3pm and the place was pretty empty. There was only one girl working…

I wandered in here for the first time in about 3 years. Lots of girls working during dayshift but not really insoired except for a few. Previous reviews are right with the dance…

Asian Sue is still here and will jabber in your ear if you let her. I cant figure out a way to keep here from hanging on me telling me all about the extra…

I used to hit this club about once a month. Things started dropping off and it became less and less. Now I poke my head in every 6 months or so and see…

Sunday afternoon starts up here really slow and not worth a special trip. Not many girls working and the ones that do seemed resolved to sit around and chat not really wanting to do…

I really used to like this place. It was the best lap dance place in chicago, but my opinion has drifted lately. The girls working there are great looking but really the go…

I can only give a breif review here as my time and experience here was very limited. I was in town for a convention that made this club easy to get to. No…

I went to this club while in town for an electronics convention that had 1000's of geeks like myself. The club was really crowded but we got in free with passes they were handing…

Last Monday during the day proved to be an interesting time here. There isnt a cover charge during the day again and beers are $3 each. There were 6 gals working with a variety…

Monday during the day was pretty slow. Only three girls working. I went through the entire roster of dancers in the regular lapdance room and cannot report that it was anything but mediocre.…

Stopped in here on a Monday afternoon after being bored at another club...and took the previous reviewers advice and took Storm for a spin in the flame room (2 dances $60). It was well…

I went in on a Thursday evening to see if things were like the old days or more like the new. I was pretty bored here as none of the dancers (6) seemed interested…