Reviews by TittyFucker

Went to Pandora's on Thanksgiving at open. Usual $21 cover. For awhile I was the only guy there. On holidays they usually have a small buffet set up. My favorite gal came over and we…

Walked into the door, paid cover and sat down. Immediately I cute, tall, blonde sat down next to me just like I had put in an early order for her. She immediately wanted to go…

I'm not going to be exact on when I was here and who I was with. I don't want someone who made my evening get punished. I've been a regular at this club for about…

Decided to start the weekend early on a Thursday night. I have been noticing that the dancer quality has greatly improved recently. Dancers are more petite and pretty compared to the old overweight dancers that…

Went to the club on a Wednesday nite hoping to see one of my regs who I think has retired. The place was pretty quiet, even for an early weeknight. Very few familiar faces were…

I want to make this a vague review but still point out that fun can be had at a Seattle Titty Bar. I won't give out the time of day, which manager was on duty…

This was just my second trip in three years to this club. I'm only able to visit when I'm in town on business. I thoroughly enjoy this club. Here you can drink alcohol (BYOB), the…

The purpose of this review is to only talk about the champagne room prices. Maybe I'm the last to notice, but the prices have been cut about a third. I never understood why the prices…

I'm so disappointed. This place has the same stupid rules Ricks had when they were being watched. Dancers must keep one foot on the floor when giving a lap dance. No chairs up by the…

Finally made it to this new club for the first time Saturday night. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford to get any dances, so my review is limited to the club and not the mileage. The parking…

I've been the only customer in strip clubs before, but 9 PM on a Saturday night! Are you kidding me? There were only four girls working, rating 4-6. So of course I was hassled immediately…

Went to the club for the first time on a Saturday night on my quest to see where all the girls from the mafia clubs went to. My timing was good because right when I…

The only new information is- the managers aren't making their VIP rounds, so mileage is high. But you need to act quickly. So the truth can come out now. Yes, I've had sex with girls from…

Went in on Thursday night just to watch the waitress contest. There was a waitress I had seen in an earlier visit that I wanted to see on stage. It seems that the club hired…

If you're tired of the disruptions by the managers at Rick's and Honey's maybe this club is for you. Here the managers never walk thru the VIP area checking to see if the dancers are…

I knew I was in for a boring time when I pulled into the half empty parking lot at 9 PM Saturday. There just weren't any hot girls working that night to draw a crowd.…

I usually take girls back to the VIP section because I thought that was a better place than the booths that are on the sides of the stage area. But I've found that most dancers…

I went to the club for the first time in probably 6 months because the reviews online here looked like the club was improving. Crowds are up, the club was about three quarters full, which…

This club has seen some recent improvements. More and more of Rick's dancers migrate here. Plus new hot girls are being added. Wednesday night I watched the amateur contest. One girl was very sexy and…

Juicy is back!!! That's the main thing to report. For my money, she has the best body of any Seattle area stripper these days. Tall auburn hair and the only real D cups on a…

In December, this club added security type cameras all over the ceiling, monitors in the managers office and turned up the lights to keep down the "high mileage" dances . It has turned the club…

Of the three "mafia" clubs, this one definitely has the best looking girls. Most are skinny and have good attitudes, but mileage is very low. The waitresses are also a lot better looking than the…

I've been to this club twice now since it recently opened. Each time I was the only guy there, probably because it is new and hard to locate. Each time I was there, only one…

Sounds like management has relaxed on the rules. I wasn't even asked if I wanted to purchase a VIP pass for $5.00. Girls were clearly showing their boobs. Mileage was high, but I was never…

Went to Honey's on a Wednesday night a while back with my girlfriend. It was her first time at a club in a while and the first time ever to Honey's. It was obvious that…