Reviews by tusclsucks

Gentlemens Club 70 seems to be sinking fast. Almost no dancers, run-down building, absent management, no real private dances. Most of the dancers are African-American, and most are past their prime or overweight. On the…

Apparently no longer requiring membership or pat-down at the door. Warm domestic beer for $5, mixed drinks for $9 and up. Wasn't approached by a waitress all night. Dancers okay but not great with no…

Club is spacious and clean, but the overall effect is cold and uninviting. Maybe it's the metal chairs and the boxlike design. Several stages and some attractive dancers, but the dancers are only interested in…

Closer to the small town of Cabot than Jacksonville, this place is a long drive from Little Rock for ... not much. The girls are not so hot, for the most part, and they seem…

This seems to be the best central Arkansas has to offer, and that's not all that good. A variety of dancers at this club, but the place lacks warmth and friendliness. Dancers do thank customers…

Large but rundown club with the atmosphere of a reading room. I visited on a Saturday night about 11pm and was one of only a handful of customers scattered around three levels of seating. Some…

Strange but interesting little hole-in-the-wall club. Dancer quality ranges wildly from hot to not, but all are young, probably 19-25. Extremely friendly club but with limited seating. Downstairs "cave" features a shower stall show and…

Management of this club is working hard to restore a semblance of the customer base it once had, remodeling and seeking new dancers. The club had been in danger of becoming a niche club catering…

This was once a great club, but no more. A rotating door for managers may be the culprit, plus a little old-fashioned greed. Drinks and dances are over-priced. The friendliness and quality of the dancers…

Disappointing. Quality of dancers has slipped -- and it was never all that high to start with. Extremely hot -- AC doesn't appear to be doing its job. Physically, the club is falling apart. Club…

Drinks and dances are overpriced and girls aren't particularly friendly. Stage tippers are routinely ignored. Waitstaff is friendly enough but generally a boring club. Barmaid said it doesn't pick up until after 1:00 or 2:00…

This club seems to be failing; it's a shadow of what it once was and eerily quiet between songs. Regular customers has deserted it, and the remaining patrons appear to be survivalists, farmers, migrant workers,…

Previous reviewer is right; the Memphis clubs are not what they once were. The Pony supposedly is the best of the three decent clubs. However, it is poorly laid out and cold in feel. There…

Club is tiny, little more in size than the bar area of most other clubs. Very little seating. BYOB club with a sleazy redneck tilt with a young, racially mixed clientele. Most girls are young…

Not worth the trip. Few dancers working at any one time and quality is weak. Club is basically a quonset hut with tacky decorations. More of a redneck after hours bar than a gentleman's club.…

Cold atmosphere and generally lazy and unfriendly dancers. Lap dances are fully clothed. Waitstaff seems pleasant and friendly but are limited in bar knowledge (too young). Clientele is extremely young, probably averaging 22-25. Quality and…

Would have rated this club 0 if the rating went that low. No business at all during the week and not much on weekends. About 8-9 dancers, some very pretty, but all act as if…

A friendly dive of a strip bar. Has a day and night shift, kitchen with decent food, and a building that looks to be falling apart. Girls range from scary to fantastic - usually about…

Peaches is more of a latenight club than a strip club. It just happens to have a few dancers. Most are friendly enough, but the quality is hit or miss and there are usually only…

Only a shadow of what it once was. Purportedly a five-star gentleman's club, it rarely has working toilets. Cover runs $15-20 and drinks are similarly over-priced. Beers are $5 domestic and $6-8 for imported. Plenty…

Nice enough joint, but too few dancers. They generally have less than half a dozen on weekdays and not many more on weekends. Quality of dancers, though, is good. Practically no business except on weekends.

Definitely going downhill. The quality and number of the dancers is declining fast, and club maintenance is going fast. This club is in a bad neighborhood and needs parking lot security, but the security guys…

Nice enough inside, but small. Number of dancers has shrunk recently from around 6 or 7 to as low as 4 for the night. Long drive out of LR for very little return.

Raynie is back, and there are several decent lookers here now. However, it's still tiny and you never know who will be working when. Friendlier and livelier than Centerfold, but needs work.

This club used to rock, but it's a bust now. When I checked it out last Friday the air conditioning was only turned on for the bartender and DJ area -- leaving the rest of…