Reviews by MONO

Club located across the street from Darling, after leaving Darling was lured into Atlas by a few guys standing by the entrance, claimed they had the best looking girls in town. (just lies) Entry was…

Darling has people with red coats all over the city promoting the club, including Limos in the center plaza. the price of the ticket is negotiable if you buy outside (200 crowns), otherwise they charge…

In Orlando for a Convention. what a waste...the rules in this town are focused in Family business, Mickey lives here, hahaha. There are a couple of clubs in the area, but visiting one will do…

Got there after 2 am with a couple of friends, $10 cover, drinks price was reasonable 4-5 a lot of the dancers were fine but most of them busy...it was crowded for my taste. For…

This is the place! Never been to one alike.....so many options. The place is setup like a theater, steps going down with a small stage that continuously have a one dance show with different themes.…

The place it's located on the main street out of the airport going towards the city, in front of Neptune Restaurant, up to the second floor, cover was $230 pesos, included a SEXY dance, in…

Cover was $15.00 there is a bar RHS of the entrance, for Water , Juice etc. BYOB there were groups of guys with coolers. there is a long stage to the right after the bar,…

This is a top notch club. Took some customers there. The price is out of this world but is worth it as long as someone else pays the bill. The girls are incredible, mostly Europeans, they…

This club is surrounded by all kinds of night activity, Bars, restaurants and street activities. There is no cover but each beer cost $60.00 Dollars. I know. for real. This is more a brothel, pick…

Same prices as Tabaret next door, but this time I stay longer to find out that Table Dances are full nudity for 200 pesos a song, the private rooms in the back of the place…

Cover is 80 pesos, beer 60 pesos, dancers drinks around 100 pesos, unfortunately I did not stay longer to find out more. The waitres were dressed as mine workers on rollerblades. that was definetly a…

This club is located in a main street, cover charge 80 pesos, beer 43 pesos, girl drinks 200 pesos, lap dances in private 150 pesos per 4 minutes. The club has two stages, there was a…

This is not a typical strip club, this is an expensive brothel, there is a charge of over 100 bucks to go in, the girls are amazing but if they sit with you, they want…

This place is next to Lapsus, but is deffinetely not even worth it, there were not enough girls, the doorman keeps telling you that is cheaper than lapsus, obviosly for a reason, he knows is…

This is a High Scale Club, very simmilar to a couple of clubs in Palm Beach Florida. Great for business meetings. Good food and apetizers, in fact they had a buffet, comfortable chairs, music was not to…

The idea of the club is to select a girl to go out with. The prices went up since the last review, the price is $100.00, there are a few good looking girls, they all…

Rip off...sorry. I did not see the previous review. There are people on the streets offering table dances with no cover. They do a search to make sure you are not carrying a gun because,…

Definetly the best place in San Juan, the entrance is in an alley but most of the time the area is guarded by Police. There is a 20 cover is you take a cab, otherwise…

Visited the club Wednesday, $20.00 cover & $10.00 Dance(reduce price) Lots of girls ranging from 6-8, maybe a 9 but about 10pm lots of guys started to show up, by then they opened the second…

This club is surrounded by a couple other clubs, which quality is lower. The price is definnetly beeter than Black in the other side of town. As you go in, there are tables with a…

Watch your money! it could get very expensive, the girls will try to run the bill by ordering very expensive drinks. offer them beer or make sure is the cheapest drink. The girls dance three…

This club advertises that has 100 dancers on the newspaper, it is a lie. The bar is a u shape bar close to the entrance, then the stage, it is big but with only a…

Came in through the parking lot, paid 4 for parking, 10 cover, the bar is at the back wall, they have girls all over asking for private dances, there is a stage at the corner…

This is a nice place, the quality of the girls went down but overall a nice place. the cover was $20.00 but they serve alcohol not like the place down the road. they have a…

This club serves no alcohol. Went to the club on tuesday night, the cover was $10.00 and must buy a drink...water....there is a long hallway leading to the main room, the stage is in the…