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review
published 5 yrs ago
Strip club suffering an identity crisis
reviewed by
MassSailor

4.0

Someone else's previous review covered an evening where the Parrot upstaged their dancers with some kind of music performance. Having also heard about that night from dancers after the fact, I am leery of a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is an 18+ bar. They...
reviewed by
MassSailor

6.3

This is an 18+ bar. They advertize full nude, but I didn't see any. Medium pressure - there was a girl sitting next to me every second I was sitting down, whether I showed any…

review
published 12 yrs ago
In short, I would not go...
reviewed by
MassSailor

5.3

In short, I would not go back.

This bar is not really a strip club, it's just a tiny bar with a pool table, big TV, small bar, and a very small stage where dancers dance…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Lost my previous review - this...
reviewed by
MassSailor

7.7

Lost my previous review - this will be shorter.

Club has two parts: Nude w/o alcohol, topless w/alcohol. Large open spaces, 5+ stages, 3 were working. Lots of smoking.

Visited with girlfriend, we saw a dancer we…

review
published 13 yrs ago
The night started off lame and...
reviewed by
MassSailor

6.7

The night started off lame and got pretty good by the end....

Layout is a little weird, two main rooms, one well lit with a tiny pole stage in the center and tables all around along…

review
published 13 yrs ago
This club is a tiny dive...
reviewed by
MassSailor

5.3

This club is a tiny dive attached to a gas station. I think it is in business solely because there is no other option in the area.

Cover was $10 including one drink (soda, no alcohol),…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Stopped in around 5, happy hour...
reviewed by
MassSailor

7.0

Stopped in around 5, happy hour 4-8, no dancers dancing, one customer at the bar other than me.

eventually Candy came over and chatted me up. very nice girl, chatty and bright, good conversationalist.

Candy was first…

review
published 15 yrs ago
First, I am an American expat,...
reviewed by
MassSailor

5.0

First, I am an American expat, so my references are different than your average Aussie's.

This club is in Kings Cross, a famous/infamous district of Sydney, known for clubs, brothels, and prostitutes. They advertise American Lap…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Fantasies has instituted an interesting policy:...
reviewed by
MassSailor

7.0

Fantasies has instituted an interesting policy: Mondays and Tuesdays are 2 for 1 laps all day. That's two songs for $20. In addition to being an exceptional price, some of the dancers then proceed to…

review
published 18 yrs ago
The Squire is the best choice...
reviewed by
MassSailor

7.0

The Squire is the best choice for locals, but you have to know what to expect. Sometimes the waitstaff is old, ugly and pushy. Sometimes the dancers have been rode hard and put up wet,…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Visited around 1:30 am Friday night/Saturday...
reviewed by
MassSailor

4.0

Visited around 1:30 am Friday night/Saturday morning. $15 cover. I expected homely girls, was pleasently surprised. Action at the stage was ok, but disconnected. The dancer grabbed my head and steered me around but…