Reviews by MassSailor

Someone else's previous review covered an evening where the Parrot upstaged their dancers with some kind of music performance. Having also heard about that night from dancers after the fact, I am leery of a…

This is an 18+ bar. They advertize full nude, but I didn't see any. Medium pressure - there was a girl sitting next to me every second I was sitting down, whether I showed any…

In short, I would not go back. This bar is not really a strip club, it's just a tiny bar with a pool table, big TV, small bar, and a very small stage where dancers dance…

Lost my previous review - this will be shorter. Club has two parts: Nude w/o alcohol, topless w/alcohol. Large open spaces, 5+ stages, 3 were working. Lots of smoking. Visited with girlfriend, we saw a dancer we…

The night started off lame and got pretty good by the end.... Layout is a little weird, two main rooms, one well lit with a tiny pole stage in the center and tables all around along…

This club is a tiny dive attached to a gas station. I think it is in business solely because there is no other option in the area. Cover was $10 including one drink (soda, no alcohol),…

Stopped in around 5, happy hour 4-8, no dancers dancing, one customer at the bar other than me. eventually Candy came over and chatted me up. very nice girl, chatty and bright, good conversationalist. Candy was first…

First, I am an American expat, so my references are different than your average Aussie's. This club is in Kings Cross, a famous/infamous district of Sydney, known for clubs, brothels, and prostitutes. They advertise American Lap…

Fantasies has instituted an interesting policy: Mondays and Tuesdays are 2 for 1 laps all day. That's two songs for $20. In addition to being an exceptional price, some of the dancers then proceed to…

The Squire is the best choice for locals, but you have to know what to expect. Sometimes the waitstaff is old, ugly and pushy. Sometimes the dancers have been rode hard and put up wet,…

Visited around 1:30 am Friday night/Saturday morning. $15 cover. I expected homely girls, was pleasently surprised. Action at the stage was ok, but disconnected. The dancer grabbed my head and steered me around but…