AlvinLords

Reviews by AlvinLords

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16 years ago
Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
This is still the best place...
This is still the best place near Philly to go for a lapdance. Sometimes the local authorities seem to want to make it difficult for a while, then things seem to ease up...
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16 years ago
Volcanic Eruptions
Pomona, New Jersey
After some apparent difficulty with the...
After some apparent difficulty with the township some months ago, this place dropped nude lapdances and increased the price of topless dances to $35. Since then the dancer quality has dropped (and it...
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17 years ago
Delilah's Den
Manville, New Jersey
There were almost no other customers...
There were almost no other customers here during my last visit. Certainly the dancers outnumbered the customers by like five to one. The dancers were pretty good looking and obviously bored, some...
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17 years ago
Platinum Plus
Allentown, Pennsylvania
I first walked into this club...
I first walked into this club about fifteen years ago. At the time it seemed like a benchmark for nude clubs. There were a lot of great looking girls, big crowds of...
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17 years ago
Volcanic Eruptions
Pomona, New Jersey
Wow. My experiences at this...
Wow. My experiences at this club have been hit or miss, and the level of talent is fairly uneven. The dancers are rarely possessed of top-notch looks - some really don't belong...
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17 years ago
Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
I returned after a fairly long...
I returned after a fairly long absence. The fight with local authorities had had a noticeable effect on the quality of the laps, here. More than one dancer apologized directly about the...
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18 years ago
Show & Tel
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Strip clubs are about people making...
Strip clubs are about people making money - there's no question about that. It's more obvious in some places than others. Show 'n Tel is theoretically a pretty good club. There...
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18 years ago
Cheerleaders New Jersey
Gloucester City, New Jersey
I stopped both at this place...
I stopped both at this place and up the highway a bit at Risque in Burlington during the day. The Risque review is elsewhere (synopsis: yawn.) Here, the girls were generally -...
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18 years ago
Bucks Cabaret
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
This is a dull, glitzy palace...
This is a dull, glitzy palace devoted to separating you from as much of your cash with as little to show for it as possible. The girls I saw were ok to good,...
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18 years ago
Cheeks Tavern
Eastampton, New Jersey
For all the talk of changes...
For all the talk of changes at this place, I have to say that when I stopped by at lunchtime today the mileage was off the charts. Maybe I just made a...
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18 years ago
Venus Video Adult Superstore
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
As far as I can tell,...
As far as I can tell, this place has stopped hiring dancers. The door leading to the booth area has been closed the last couple of times I've showed up. The people...
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18 years ago
Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
The club is suffering from local...
The club is suffering from local political interference and that is affecting the quality of the experience provided here. The dancers are uncharacteristically timid, and apologetic about the dances. The atmosphere has...
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18 years ago
Volcanic Eruptions
Pomona, New Jersey
I hadn't been back here for...
I hadn't been back here for a while; this place is a little far for me. I decided to sample their new nude dances, and so made the trek. I had been...
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18 years ago
Erotic Cafe
Pennsauken Township, New Jersey
Since I complained about this place...
Since I complained about this place in July the've reverted to the the old rules. I think the atmosphere has improved quite a bit. The dancers no longer seem sullen, I'm guessing...
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18 years ago
Erotic Cafe
Pennsauken Township, New Jersey
New rules have ruined this place....
New rules have ruined this place. Customer and dancer exodus, leaving a sad, has-been atmosphere. One or two pretty girls on occasion, but little incentive to try lame dances at inflated prices....
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18 years ago
Venus Video Adult Superstore
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Typical booth place with more apparent...
Typical booth place with more apparent privacy than I'm used to seeing at this type of place. You enter through a book store and find your way back to the booth area. ...
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18 years ago
Cheeks Tavern
Eastampton, New Jersey
Nice place. I mean clean,...
Nice place. I mean clean, well appointed, good men's room, etc... In the daytime - I haven't been here at night - five dollar minimum at the BYOB bar. Tops or...
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18 years ago
Teasers Gentlemen's Club
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Pretty low milage for a place...
Pretty low milage for a place like his. Topless, not overly attractive women who don't seem to work too hard. Twenty dollar hands off laps. There's little else to be said...
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18 years ago
Delilah's Den
Manville, New Jersey
Pretty girls here, but it always...
Pretty girls here, but it always seems pretty quiet -- more dancers than customers each time I've been here. That said I haven't shown up on, say, a Friday night. Despite the...
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20 years ago
Delilah's Den
Manville, New Jersey
Now a member of the Delilah's...
Now a member of the Delilah's chain. Refurbished, nicely -- the stage is now set into the room with seating all the way around. The girls on stage are as close as they possibly...
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20 years ago
Creekside Cabaret
Hatfield, Pennsylvania
This is a big, nice space...
This is a big, nice space in a converted industrial setting. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be many dancers, and on the thursday night I was here, not too many customers either. ...
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20 years ago
Show & Tel
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
On Columbus Blvd, with very little...
On Columbus Blvd, with very little parking for a place this size. Entry is through an adult book store which opens into the strip club and a a booth area for semi-private (CCD in...
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20 years ago
Volcanic Eruptions
Pomona, New Jersey
The similarities between this place and...
The similarities between this place and the Playhouse are evident pretty quickly. Most of the dancers are familiar as is the agrressive way they approach customers. The rotation is pretty short compared...
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20 years ago
Erotic Cafe
Pennsauken Township, New Jersey
This is a small club with...
This is a small club with a tiny stage centered on one side of a bar that mostly fills the room. The dancers range from OK to pretty damn hot. The stage...