Reviews by bobIL

HB is 1/2/ bikini bar, 1/4 sports bar, and 1/4 strip club. It is a very confusing place when you first get there. $10 cover with a token. Heat lamp food as…

I agree with a previous review in describing this place as being right out of the Porky's movie. The place is back in the woods along a desolate road along the river. After being…

I went on a Monday which has a $25 cover fee. I used a $5 coupon that they they let me keep. Mondays from 7 - 11 they have $5 dances. The…

They have changed things up slightly in the back room for dances. They now have a "more private" dance option downstairs. I didn't try one so I don't know if it is worth the extra…

Large... and I'm not talking about the building. The club has gone in a new direction where size matters. When i say size, i'm talking two bills. That's right, two hundo. Now I must…

The 'Box has really fallen off. The quality dancers are few and far between. The place is almost a sports bar with nude girls on stage. The cover is $10 and dances…

This place is right by the airport so I stopped in after I found out my flight was delayed. To be honest I spent more time watching Sportscenter than anything else. For the entertainment…

this place is hit or miss. the floor set up is not the best: too small and cramped in the main area. however, the private dance rooms are perfect for LDs.…

I too was pleasantly surprised. Thursday nights seem to be a nice night to try this unconventional establishment. BYOB makes the weekend night a little too drunken and overpacked. There were not…

the main dance floor is nothing special. the girls keep their bikinis on at all times in this area. the dances in the private area are either with or without tops. they…

This place is packed on weekends. It's as much a bar as it is a gentleman's club. There are usually two if not three stages running with a seperate section for lap dances.…

This palce is a little different. There are two clubs, one is topless with a bar and the other is all nude and BYOB. Naturally we would all take what's behind door number…

The Club layout seems to be better. There were three stages running with plenty of girls throughout the club. The place is huge so it can be awhile before some make it your…

I hate to say it but I was at the IS on a Saturday night and I was not impressed. The new lay out is cramped with little seating plus bouncers are constantly kicking…

Gothic Girls? I was there on a thursday night and there were at least three goth's... gothic ladies...gotties?? i dont't know what you call that kind of thing. The place is done…

XTC is a larger place with multiple stages and a VIP area. I guess because it is all nude, it has to be BYOB... interesting mix. The joint is a little shady and…

A nice club with a decent set up. The seating is not ideal if you get stuck sitting to the right of the stage in the 'sports bar' section. The young ladies don't…

Not impressed. I went on a Sunday night to catch Sunday night football. Sugars was recommended as a spot to watch games along with an added bonus. The interior is past it's…

Terrible, Terrible, Terrible. If you end up here then you have made a wrong turn. I was there for three minutes and If someone offered me ten dollars to stay for another three…

No real improvements here. The club has gotten a little stingy. Songs are still really short and can be done before you think they have started. There has been a lot of…

A big place with a lower floor and a balcony level for VIP seating. The host will offer the VIP and suggests that you "take care of him". It's a fairly nice club…

The new set up is very congested. They have crammed the large dance room features into a small room. The club now is more a"study hall" than it is a strip club.…

Heavenly Bodies is close to the airport but not exactly easy to get to. It can be a little confusing around the toll road and freeway intersections. It is not the most impressive…

Club 390 definitely has potential. It is located in the oddest of places but once you step inside you will know exactly what type of place it is. The setup is a litttle…

The songs have gotten shorter, but the drive has gotten longer. Due to major construction on the drive from Chicago, look for alternate routes other than I90/94 to I80. I'm not exactly sure…