Rustic Frog
Closed
1720 Old River Rd New Albany, IN 47150

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bobIL
Mar 14, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

I agree with a previous review in describing this place as being right out of the Porky's movie. The place is back in the woods along a desolate road along the river. After being driven out of Kentucky across the border to get there I was certain I was being kidnapped. The 'Frog' is a two story converted bar or lodge of some sort. The inside still looks like a sports bar with strippers walking around. The stage, I use that term loosely, is a makeshift catwalk three feet off the ground. There are sofas along the walls where you sit and feel like you are at the greyhound bus terminal waiting to get the hell out of there. The dancers range from 1 (should be in a hospital or meth clinic) to a 7 (I had some extra cash to get a boob job and some make up). The strangest thing this place offers is a VIP Limo ride to the casino. They throw a couple of strippers in the limo,drive you around for a bit, and then drop you off at the casino. Normally this doesn't sound like such a bad thing. I'm just afraid I might end up in the river, Porky's style, rather than a black jack table.

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