Reviews

This place is great and very straightforward. You pay $60 for a VIP dance and you will get the "hands on" VIP treatment every time. A girl may try to get you to pay $100…

12 yrs ago

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, NY

This is a VERY nice club...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is a VERY nice club for Long Island. Very clean everywhere, not the slightest whiff of seedy... which is both good and bad. As far as I know there is no potential for monkey…

16 yrs ago

Jiggles

Tualatin, OR

I LOVE this place! Most of...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I LOVE this place! Most of the clubs in Portland suck, but this place is SWARMING with 18 to 21 year old girls. Cover was $10 I think. While most lapdances in Portland are no contact, this…

17 yrs ago

Gossip

Melville, NY

I've been to this place a...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I've been to this place a few times, both weeknights and weekends. It's pretty much a complete ripoff. It's a relatively big place but with a small stage. There is a VIP section right next to…

17 yrs ago

Stone Hedge

West Babylon, NY

I've been here a few times,...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I've been here a few times, usually on Thursday evenings. It's pretty divey, usually only 2-3 girls working at a time. The girls range from about A 3 to maybe 5? Never a hot girl,…

17 yrs ago

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, NY

My first impression was that this...

My first impression was that this place is a shit hole, but it turns out to be a pretty good place overall. I've been there quite a few times now, usually on Saturday nights. No cover…

Gaslite Parlour

North Lindenhurst, NY

This place is pretty nasty. It's...

★★★★★★2.0/10

This place is pretty nasty. It's dirty, the girls range from 3 to 5 at best... high mileage dances but you'd expect that from mediocre talent. I've been in there a few times and have…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, NY

Hey man, both of the following...

★★★★★★1.0/10

Hey man, both of the following on this place are bogus, probably from the same IP. The place pretty well sucks and those two reviews are written like ads, probably from Billy himself.

Blue Rhino

Elwood, NY

This place is kind of a...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This place is kind of a dump... I went on an off night (Sunday) around 11PM, there were only 3 girls working that I could see. The spanish girl on stage was straight-up fat and…

Westside

Hoboken, NJ

This place is pretty good if...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This place is pretty good if you're willing to drop cash. Lapdances are pretty worthless in my experience and will cost you $40. They generally have 4-6 girls working, and the place is usually relatively empty (I…

Blush

Commack, NY

This is kind of a weird...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This is kind of a weird place... it's small, with a 2-pole stage in the middle of a horseshoe bar. I went on a Sunday night around 11PM and there were probably a dozen girls working.…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, NY

This place is pretty lame. It...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This place is pretty lame. It doesn't open until 8PM, so there is no happy hour. The cover at the door is always at least $15. It's a bikini club, and dances are scarce. On the…

Wiggles

Queens, NY

I reviewed this place about a...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I reviewed this place about a year ago, and I have to review it again now that I've been a few more times. I REALLY like this place - they don't sell alcohol, which is a…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

This place is pretty good actually....

This place is pretty good actually. Drinks are insanely expensive ($10 bottles of Bud) but there are tons of girls, all pretty hot Eastern Europeans, and they let you touch the girls while you're getting…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, NY

My first time in this place,...