Reviews by niceguybk
Submit a ReviewRick's Cabaret
200 Riverside St
Portland, ME 04103
Tuesday night at PTs
Visited on a quiet Tuesday night around 8pm. $10 cover, $7.25 for a beer. The place was mostly empty with only a few girls working. Dancers were all white or white-ish... ranging from 5 to…
Elan's of Connecticut
31 Federal Rd, Danbury, CT 06810, USA*
Overpriced
I've been in here a few times because it's literally the only place in the area. Most recently on a Wednesday night around 9pm. A few girls working, decently attractive. It's a nice enough space,…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(QrickQ)
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
This place is great and very...
This place is great and very straightforward. You pay $60 for a VIP dance and you will get the "hands on" VIP treatment every time. A girl may try to get you to pay $100…
Scene Restaurant & Lounge
70 Vanderbilt Motor Pkwy
Commack, NY 11725
This is a VERY nice club...
This is a VERY nice club for Long Island. Very clean everywhere, not the slightest whiff of seedy... which is both good and bad. As far as I know there is no potential for monkey…
Jiggles
7455 SW Nyberg St
Tualatin, OR 97062
I LOVE this place! Most of...
I LOVE this place! Most of the clubs in Portland suck, but this place is SWARMING with 18 to 21 year old girls.
Cover was $10 I think.
While most lapdances in Portland are no contact, this…
Gossip
602 Broadhollow Rd
Melville, NY 11747
I've been to this place a...
I've been to this place a few times, both weeknights and weekends. It's pretty much a complete ripoff.
It's a relatively big place but with a small stage. There is a VIP section right next to…
Stone Hedge
715 Sunrise Hwy North Service Rd, West Babylon, NY 11704, USA
I've been here a few times,...
I've been here a few times, usually on Thursday evenings. It's pretty divey, usually only 2-3 girls working at a time. The girls range from about A 3 to maybe 5? Never a hot girl,…
The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)
2130 Pond Rd
Ronkonkoma, NY 11779
My first impression was that this...
My first impression was that this place is a shit hole, but it turns out to be a pretty good place overall.
I've been there quite a few times now, usually on Saturday nights. No cover…
Gaslite Parlour
123 County Rd 2, Lindenhurst, NY 11757, USA*
This place is pretty nasty. It's...
This place is pretty nasty. It's dirty, the girls range from 3 to 5 at best... high mileage dances but you'd expect that from mediocre talent. I've been in there a few times and have…
Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe
1538 Newbridge Rd
North Bellmore, NY 11710
Hey man, both of the following...
Hey man, both of the following on this place are bogus, probably from the same IP. The place pretty well sucks and those two reviews are written like ads, probably from Billy himself.
Blue Rhino
1802 E Jericho Turnpike, Huntington, NY 11743, USA*
This place is kind of a...
This place is kind of a dump... I went on an off night (Sunday) around 11PM, there were only 3 girls working that I could see.
The spanish girl on stage was straight-up fat and…
Westside
357 West St, New York, NY 10014, USA*
This place is pretty good if...
This place is pretty good if you're willing to drop cash.
Lapdances are pretty worthless in my experience and will cost you $40.
They generally have 4-6 girls working, and the place is usually relatively empty (I…
Blush
53 Veterans Memorial Hwy
Commack, NY 11725
This is kind of a weird...
This is kind of a weird place... it's small, with a 2-pole stage in the middle of a horseshoe bar.
I went on a Sunday night around 11PM and there were probably a dozen girls working.…
Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe
1538 Newbridge Rd
North Bellmore, NY 11710
This place is pretty lame. It...
This place is pretty lame. It doesn't open until 8PM, so there is no happy hour. The cover at the door is always at least $15.
It's a bikini club, and dances are scarce. On the…
Wiggles
9641 Queens Blvd, Rego Park, NY 11374, USA*
I reviewed this place about a...
I reviewed this place about a year ago, and I have to review it again now that I've been a few more times.
I REALLY like this place - they don't sell alcohol, which is a…
Flashdancers Midtown
320 W 45th St
New York, NY 10036
This place is pretty good actually....
This place is pretty good actually. Drinks are insanely expensive ($10 bottles of Bud) but there are tons of girls, all pretty hot Eastern Europeans, and they let you touch the girls while you're getting…
Scene Restaurant & Lounge
70 Vanderbilt Motor Pkwy
Commack, NY 11725
My first time in this place,...
My first time in this place, Saturday night around 10PM. Decent sized crowd in there, a LOT of girls. Some of the girls were mediocre, but some were VERY hot.
I often don't bother with…
















