Reviews by tuscl

Outside of a strip club in Canada, this is by far and away the best way I've been to, and I've been to the majority of clubs in Manhattan, Miami and Boston. LIC has…

This club has many things going for it and a few against. First off, the club if fairly new and upkeep has been first rate. There are 3 or 4 stages placed throughout the club…

One of the best values in the business, in my opinion. $20 dances with heavy grinding, topless. I tipped the doorman $40 to get us a table right away otherwise you may have…

I try to hit this place every 6 months or so. They have some regulars there that I like. $30 is a little steep for a lap dance, but it's better than the private rooms,…

I'd heard about this place and why I shouldn't go but as a curious ex-dancer I went anyway. Big mistake....HUGE!It was a blue-collar bar with no problems there. No one else other than us…

GROSS. GROSS. GROSS. Keeeeeeeep driving! Remember, you can NOT get the minutes in life back that you will spend in here! First time in here was on a Sat night…

I stopped by early like at 3:30 pm as I had nothing going on at the office. I was met by a very friendly waitress that had an open smile and a great attitude,…

Saw a lot of cars and decided to try a club, this was interesting.Not a club hound, but out by casino and stopped.OMG they are nude and I was not expecting it but it was…

Interesting place. Downstairs there is a theater with a load of videos playing - gay and straight. But everyone in there is a guy and there seems to be a decent amount of "encounters" going…

Pretty decent girls, there are definitely a few chunky less than desirable ones to pick from but overall the pick is pretty good. Great bartenders, friendly girls, nice atmosphere other than the renovations they are…

I have been to Secrets a few times. I loved this place ! A bunch of us would go and always had a great time. The girls are nice and always polite. Loved 25 cent…

So this place isn't a real "strip club", it's a store with dancers and a theater. For what it is it's a nice setup. The dances are all private and while the girls…

Nice venue, inside is set up nice and is attractive, easy to stroll around and comfortable seating and setting. The girls were for the most part very attractive and in shape, few with nice…

This is interesting, we got in with a bachelor party and we all paid a table rate with bottle service. It was nice, but since we came in as a huge group, and not…

I hit Carl’s around 10:30 for few drinks. The nice thing about this place, it is cool to hang out and watch a game if the talent sucks. Which tonight it did-…

With all my visits to the O’Hare area I have never been to HB- not sure why but I thought it was just an air dance club. I was really boarded after my trips…

Like any other club TJ (strip or other) you will be served a drink promptly and repeatedly. They want to get as many drinks in you as possible so you spend more money more quickly…

Dropped by the club around 1:30 AM Wednesday night. Things were fairly slow, but there were all types of women to choose from. Just depends on what you like. I was doing a little scouting…

The club looks very big from the outside... but once you get in you realize that its not very big at all. The stage is cool very dark. The girls are ok depends on what…

I went to the dance for fun. The bartenders is the owners. They are not very friendly and talkative, which is fine with me. I am at the club for the girls. I just order…

This club is now part of Rick's Gentlemen's clubs chain. the dancers come from all over Texas and Louisiana to work here and they are some of the most beautiful hot sexy exotic women I…

The club itself is in a small stucco building on a cut road between a very nice and an alright apartment complex so it's in a nice location. The parking lot itself is small and…

This place can be hit or miss in regards to talent. They certainly offer much more contact than centerfolds next door, especially if you find the right girl. Paying $30 for a drink is definitely…

Had some time and heard the commercials about The LumberYard. I'm originally from SoCal so I probably was expecting way too much. Disappointing on several fronts. Dancers are average but have an attitude they are…

Went out with a couple of friends for a quick visit. Wasn't too bad but no alcohol served. Don't know why but that sucked otherwise it was decent club. The girls were ok some pretty…