Reviews by tuscl

Interesting place. Downstairs there is a theater with a load of videos playing - gay and straight. But everyone in there is a guy and there seems to be a decent amount of "encounters" going…

Pretty decent girls, there are definitely a few chunky less than desirable ones to pick from but overall the pick is pretty good. Great bartenders, friendly girls, nice atmosphere other than the renovations they are…

I have been to Secrets a few times. I loved this place ! A bunch of us would go and always had a great time. The girls are nice and always polite. Loved 25 cent…

So this place isn't a real "strip club", it's a store with dancers and a theater. For what it is it's a nice setup. The dances are all private and while the girls…

Nice venue, inside is set up nice and is attractive, easy to stroll around and comfortable seating and setting. The girls were for the most part very attractive and in shape, few with nice…

This is interesting, we got in with a bachelor party and we all paid a table rate with bottle service. It was nice, but since we came in as a huge group, and not…

I hit Carl’s around 10:30 for few drinks. The nice thing about this place, it is cool to hang out and watch a game if the talent sucks. Which tonight it did-…

With all my visits to the O’Hare area I have never been to HB- not sure why but I thought it was just an air dance club. I was really boarded after my trips…

Like any other club TJ (strip or other) you will be served a drink promptly and repeatedly. They want to get as many drinks in you as possible so you spend more money more quickly…

Dropped by the club around 1:30 AM Wednesday night. Things were fairly slow, but there were all types of women to choose from. Just depends on what you like. I was doing a little scouting…

The club looks very big from the outside... but once you get in you realize that its not very big at all. The stage is cool very dark. The girls are ok depends on what…

I went to the dance for fun. The bartenders is the owners. They are not very friendly and talkative, which is fine with me. I am at the club for the girls. I just order…

This club is now part of Rick's Gentlemen's clubs chain. the dancers come from all over Texas and Louisiana to work here and they are some of the most beautiful hot sexy exotic women I…

The club itself is in a small stucco building on a cut road between a very nice and an alright apartment complex so it's in a nice location. The parking lot itself is small and…

This place can be hit or miss in regards to talent. They certainly offer much more contact than centerfolds next door, especially if you find the right girl. Paying $30 for a drink is definitely…

Had some time and heard the commercials about The LumberYard. I'm originally from SoCal so I probably was expecting way too much. Disappointing on several fronts. Dancers are average but have an attitude they are…

Went out with a couple of friends for a quick visit. Wasn't too bad but no alcohol served. Don't know why but that sucked otherwise it was decent club. The girls were ok some pretty…

Arrived at the club at 11pm. There were about 25 girls or so dancing on thursday. It's the best day in terms of value because you can get $20 dances as well as vip's for…

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Me and my lady went here. We tried the couples strip club thing.Like everone ssys couples should go together. Well, needless to say the chick we got a little too intimate with…

Tootsies Cabaret is a huge warehouse converted into a stripclub. It is very cleam and a beautiful club. It does lack a certain sense of intimacy though because its so big. If there arent a…

The talent here is top class but if you don’t speak Spanish it can be tought going, it was for me. There was no cover charge to get in and the drinks we got were…

Went in last night. They false advertise how many dancers they have. It says about 10 and there was only 3. The service was awful, took forever to get a drink. Dance prices are awful.…

I have visited perfections on several occasions. I have only visited the club late at night after 10 pm so this review is based on that. The lay out of…

Tried a week ago, Thursday starts my weekend so went for a good show. The ladies that night where mixed. Some good and some great not one was average or worse. Good pricing for dances.…

We went out with about a group of 11 guys. The ladies were really nice but between the cover charge and two drink min u spend a little bit more than U should. The…