Reviews

I usually visit Bare Assets @ night, but last Saturday I decided to try their dayshift. There is no cover on dayshift, which is nice. I found a seat, which was easy. Place was not…

Still among my favorite places. They have impoved the lighting somewhat (or maybe my eyes have gotten better) but it is still quite dark. A cultural shock when entering from the Florida sunshine. Beer price…

Used to stop in quite often, mostly in the afternoon and got to know several of the gals. Open area was good for topless grinding, especially since often alone. Back areas had good…

When I'm in the mood to drink and smoke AND see full nudity I drive over to Holiday to visit Bare Assets. Of all the clubs I've been to this one has a little bit…

I am an occasional visitor to Florida and BA has been a stop on each visit. The first few times I had been there, the experience was immensely pleasureable. But last years visit…

I visited this establishment Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights with a big group of guys. The ratio of dancers to customers on Friday and Saturday night was low, but Sunday had a much better…

Came in with a couple of friends visiting from out-of-town on a late Friday night (11ish). Lots of girls, but the avg. quality per girl was a quite a ways down from what I…

Came here for my bachelor party. I was very impressed with the quality of girls on a Friday night. Overall the club is pretty dark, but is cool because there are many stages…

Made my first visit to Bare Assets yesterday. Kind of a disappointment. What others have said about the bouncers is true. There was congestion as we tried to enter---because three bouncers were standing around while…

it's taken awhile to post this. stopped by at the end of august and was not overly impressed. mostly 6's maybe a 7 or two. it was a slow night, so i'm sure it's better…

Dropped by Bare Assets on a Friday around 7 PM. There must have been a shift change going on as they rounded up all the girls for a stage review. Usually these reviews…

I visited the club Tuesday afternoon around 3:00 and was surprised by the number of dancers in the club. There were about 6 dancers with not too many customers. There was no cover. I went…