Reviews

When I'm in the mood to drink and smoke AND see full nudity I drive over to Holiday to visit Bare Assets. Of all the clubs I've been to this one has a little bit…

I am an occasional visitor to Florida and BA has been a stop on each visit. The first few times I had been there, the experience was immensely pleasureable. But last years visit…

I visited this establishment Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights with a big group of guys. The ratio of dancers to customers on Friday and Saturday night was low, but Sunday had a much better…

Came in with a couple of friends visiting from out-of-town on a late Friday night (11ish). Lots of girls, but the avg. quality per girl was a quite a ways down from what I…

Came here for my bachelor party. I was very impressed with the quality of girls on a Friday night. Overall the club is pretty dark, but is cool because there are many stages…

Made my first visit to Bare Assets yesterday. Kind of a disappointment. What others have said about the bouncers is true. There was congestion as we tried to enter---because three bouncers were standing around while…

it's taken awhile to post this. stopped by at the end of august and was not overly impressed. mostly 6's maybe a 7 or two. it was a slow night, so i'm sure it's better…

Dropped by Bare Assets on a Friday around 7 PM. There must have been a shift change going on as they rounded up all the girls for a stage review. Usually these reviews…

I visited the club Tuesday afternoon around 3:00 and was surprised by the number of dancers in the club. There were about 6 dancers with not too many customers. There was no cover. I went…

i visited bare assets and was amazed at how cheap the drinks were to other clubs. The music was great and the club was full. The women were beautiful between 7-9. Very relaxed atmosphere and…

I dropped by here on a recent jaunt thru Florida. Its an above-average club. There was no cover, nice, and full nudity. Stage set-up lets you get…

I was referred to this club by my brother who lives in the area. I went in and there were a few women. Some were pretty nice and some not so much. What…