Reviews

Well, it was 2-4-1 Tuesday, and I had the itch, so I set out for BE in the Valley. I met with many of my old friends, like Diamond, Kat, and Tatiana, but I also…

I visited this club on a Tuesday evening from about 7:30 to 9:30 and found it quite slow. However, there was minimal ‘down time’ on the stage and as noted in some of the other…

Made yet another trip on a Tuesday afternoon. Walked in and there 2 other patrons both at the rail. As soon as I get in my ATF starts her stage show like it was meant…

Went to bare elegance last Saturday night. Didn't last in the club 30 mins and spend $200. I got dances with a think Latina, took her for topless she was ok but she did not…

my second trip to this location. First was on a Friday night...complete waste of time. Based on the reviews, I tried the day shift today. Outstanding! Forget about Tania, the tall, young gorgeous blonde, I…

This review covers 3 daytime visits. The basics are: $10 daytime admission, free parking in rear (no "valet" BS like BE's LAX locatiion), one drink required ($6 I think), 4-6 dancers on shift (few…

TRIP REVIEW: Wow, what an unexpected treat was my latest visit to Bare Elegance Valley Ball in late August. This is the only Nude Club I have been to in the Valley but I still come…

Went here on a Tuesday evening after meeting some friends for dinner. The club had about 4 other customers. It is fully nude so no alcohol. It has stage in the middle…

I love coming here in the afternoon. The place is empty with just 3 other patrons and about 10 girls walking around. I'm here to hang out so I don't buy into any of the…

Hey, I've reviewed this place before, but each time I go there (about once every six weeks or so), it seems to get better, so it's only fair that I update with an improved assessment. There's…

A pretty good club in many respects. You drive through an archway to get to the parking in the back, passing the main entrance along the way. That can be a little confusing…

I like to visit this place between 2-4PM in the afternoon. You get the best action. Sooner, not enough ladies and much later the extras start to dry up and get more expensive.…

Valley Ball, the first strip club I ever went to. Was taken by my friends unknowingly and man did I love it. First off, let's deal with parking. There's basic street parking all around so it…

In my last review I was not impressed with the girls much. I had mentioned one girl who was worth watching and going private with, but that was it. This visit was quite different. Firstly,…

I went on a really dead weekday because I wanted to follow up on my good experience here the last time I stopped by. I get in and there are two other patrons and about…

I came there on a Tuesday (i.e., quiet) night just to see what it was about - strippers at Xposed had told me about it. Just four girls there, all were very pushy, asking for attention…

Out of the 4 or 5 dancers, only one was worthy of taking her clothes off in public! But that one was great in the lap dance, and quite beautiful, although she is also getting…

I've been here years ago but was in the area and decided to stop by. The layout is pretty much the same. It brought back a lot of good memories. Anyway the place was dead.…

Been here many times before but hadn't been here in a while since my last visit. This place is great for watching a game and they serve good food. Of course I know that's not…

Figured I'd give this place one more shot since I had a coupon. Had a much better experience this time than my previous trip to the club - on a Saturday around 11pm there were…

Saturday night, you would think this place would be busy. Completely wrong. Paid for parking to see a very empty lot compared to what I've seen before on a weekday night. Paid…

I was looking forward to checking this place out based on some of the reviews below, but after two visits, I don't understand the enthusiasm. I went on a Saturday evening, about 7:30pm. The club…

This is my go-to club in the San Fernando valley. Nude, no booze, plenty of free no-valet parking, $5 cover, freeway close, very easy. I always stop by the nearby liquor store and pick up…

After a total bust at the Rhino decided to stop in. I have been coming here since back in the day and the place hasn't really changed much. Well lit, simple layout, easy to find…

I was there on a calm Wednesday, so it is difficult to judge the quality of the club. You have to pay for parking and a drink, so with the entry fee you end up…