Playground Cabaret Reviews

The old sands is now called the playground. Living in the neighborhood nearby and have gone twice this week. When you enter, straight ahead is a pool table and bathroom and to the right is the bar. Mid afternoon the cover was $11 which included a free...

This one is a pretty small club just off the main street in Ballard. Very small club with one stage and a tiny LD area with a few VIPs off to the side. Was on the way home and wanted to relax and check out the talent.

First off I...

The venue was alright. On the small side with only 1 stage. There was a private dance area in the back with more private seating and "rooms" that can be private with curtains. The men's bathroom had no doors on the stalls. One of the toilet was just out in...

Decided to swing by after work after having a couple of beers at the brewery and tap house across the street. Even though I knew this would byob there is almost no way I would step foot in the thunderhorse next door when there are many other great bars...

I had an errand to run nearby on a Thursday afternoon, so I thought I should check this place out at least once in my life.

I arrived right before 6:00. Their website says "discounted entry before 6:00" so I don't know if the $20 I paid was less than the...

showed up around 8 when they only had 3 girls dancing, but a couple more arrived as the night went on. three in particular were very attractive and two got VERY friendly during dances and did not object to my touching anywhere other than their genitals (which i did not...

Slow Monday, which is why I went at around 7pm. Good bouncers, they were beyond polite and took pride what they do. $20 cover that includes drinks (like everywhere in Seattle, no booze, but there's a bar next door). There was parking (free), but it's tight if your ride is...

Was back in Seattle and this time with a coworker. I suggested trying out a new club for him and we headed to The Playground. I met a hot AA dancer at Kitten’s by the name of Renee that said she usually worked here and decided that was...

This was my go-to spot for years because I lived too close. More often than not, it was not a good experience. But a few times, I had a great experience, so I keep on going back. Typically, it’s quiet with o customers, bored dancers. Now though there’s a $20...

This is a pretty small club. The main area has the (no-alcohol) bar and chairs crowded around the mirror-backed stage. The lap dance area in the back is one long, continuous couch, meaning whatever you're up to is visible to everyone else there. Also nestled back there are the curtained-off...

Found myself in the Ballard area meeting up with some friends for drinks. After my event was over I was looking to check out the playground as it was nearby. I had been to this club a couple of times before when it was sands, but don't remember much of...

I told myself I wouldn't go back but I live in the area and for what it's worth, they have some of the hottest girls I've seen in the clubs. I ventured in on a whim on a Thursday evening. I've had my eye on a dancer named Natasha for...

The dedicated parking lot is small and usually taken by the dancer's cars and a few of the customers. Cover was $20 for me. I'm pretty sure it's $15 + $5 drink. At least the drinks are bottomless. The security dude wands me down and takes me to the bar.r....

So this place is a little overrated. I went in and there were about three white girls, two AA, and one that I think was Asian. The two Whitt girls were the youngest and hottest.

I went in and paid my cover, including my drink i think it was 25$....

Seattle, WA. Friday night after midnight. Parking lot full I just parked in the neighborhood right behind. This place seems new or redone. Walk in to the bar guy taps me on the shoulder to go back to area and get wanded down. ID check and $15 cover. Went and...

I was at the bar next to this establishment having a few beers. As I sat at the bar, a few of the girls from the club next door came in for a mid shift drink. Mostly because it was dead next door at the club. This was my first...

I stopped by on a Sunday afternoon, not knowing what to expect. The place was easy to find and the manager was friendly. The layout was a little unusual. There was only one stage in the corner of the room and a VIP area towards the back.

Strangely, there were only...

I went early evening on a Saturday night and the girls were just getting going. There was no one on stage when I got there, but they started cycling through which was great. I had been to this club a few times before the new management (took over 2-3 years...

Decided to give the Playground another shot after seeing their Instagram post and seeing most of the girls working were a step above the rest of the Seattle area clubs. I also live within walking distance so it’s easy to swing in.

Stopped by the bar next door to throw...

I'll be honest, I've read the reviews of this place and they're all pretty lackluster. It's definitely not what it used to be (formerly Sands for those who don't know) but it's not completely terrible either. Not sure if there is any mileage to be found here but if you...

After dinner on a weeknight, headed to Playground with a pal who was in from out of town. I presented multiple dirty options for clubbing, and he picked the cleanest one of the bunch: Playground.


Playground used to be the Sands. It’s been a Seattle fixture since the 1960s,...

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my perv haunts but finally broke the streak last Friday. I was in the neighborhood around The Playground Cabaret and went in on an impulse. This place is always dead during the day, which is perfectly fine with me. I was the only perv...

I usually go here early on in the week, but a friend told me about a hot new dancer there named Angel, so I came in on a Friday. Great thing about this place is that you can go next door, grab a drink, and run into strippers from next...

I took a break from my usual haunts to go see a little eye candy. I’ve OD’d on Sugars and Pandoras so I headed to my go-to eye candy stop, the Playground Cabaret. It has two major things going for it if you just want a club to ogle some...

Decided to visit the Playground after a boring Wednesday night. Got there around 11pm. Door guy checked the ID and the bar gal took my $20 to be seated in a tiny ass empty club. I was the only perv in the joint. Maybe 5 girls working. The club rules...