Reviews

Formerly my neighborhood strip club, I had a bad experience two years ago and refused to go back. Then a barista I met said she was working there, and that was enough to lure me…

The old sands is now called the playground. Living in the neighborhood nearby and have gone twice this week. When you enter, straight ahead is a pool table and bathroom and to the…

This one is a pretty small club just off the main street in Ballard. Very small club with one stage and a tiny LD area with a few VIPs off to the side. Was on…

The venue was alright. On the small side with only 1 stage. There was a private dance area in the back with more private seating and "rooms" that can be private with curtains. The men's…

Decided to swing by after work after having a couple of beers at the brewery and tap house across the street. Even though I knew this would byob there is almost no way I…

I had an errand to run nearby on a Thursday afternoon, so I thought I should check this place out at least once in my life. I arrived right before 6:00. Their website says "discounted entry…

showed up around 8 when they only had 3 girls dancing, but a couple more arrived as the night went on. three in particular were very attractive and two got VERY friendly during dances and…

Slow Monday, which is why I went at around 7pm. Good bouncers, they were beyond polite and took pride what they do. $20 cover that includes drinks (like everywhere in Seattle, no booze, but there's…

Was back in Seattle and this time with a coworker. I suggested trying out a new club for him and we headed to The Playground. I met a hot AA dancer at Kitten’s…

This was my go-to spot for years because I lived too close. More often than not, it was not a good experience. But a few times, I had a great experience, so I keep on…

This is a pretty small club. The main area has the (no-alcohol) bar and chairs crowded around the mirror-backed stage. The lap dance area in the back is one long, continuous couch, meaning whatever you're…

Found myself in the Ballard area meeting up with some friends for drinks. After my event was over I was looking to check out the playground as it was nearby. I had been to this…

I told myself I wouldn't go back but I live in the area and for what it's worth, they have some of the hottest girls I've seen in the clubs. I ventured in on a…

The dedicated parking lot is small and usually taken by the dancer's cars and a few of the customers. Cover was $20 for me. I'm pretty sure it's $15 + $5 drink. At least the…

So this place is a little overrated. I went in and there were about three white girls, two AA, and one that I think was Asian. The two Whitt girls were the youngest and hottest.…

Seattle, WA. Friday night after midnight. Parking lot full I just parked in the neighborhood right behind. This place seems new or redone. Walk in to the bar guy taps me on the shoulder to…

I was at the bar next to this establishment having a few beers. As I sat at the bar, a few of the girls from the club next door came in for a mid shift…

I stopped by on a Sunday afternoon, not knowing what to expect. The place was easy to find and the manager was friendly. The layout was a little unusual. There was only one stage in…

I went early evening on a Saturday night and the girls were just getting going. There was no one on stage when I got there, but they started cycling through which was great. I had…

Decided to give the Playground another shot after seeing their Instagram post and seeing most of the girls working were a step above the rest of the Seattle area clubs. I also live within walking…

I'll be honest, I've read the reviews of this place and they're all pretty lackluster. It's definitely not what it used to be (formerly Sands for those who don't know) but it's not completely terrible…

After dinner on a weeknight, headed to Playground with a pal who was in from out of town. I presented multiple dirty options for clubbing, and he picked the cleanest one of the bunch:…

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my perv haunts but finally broke the streak last Friday. I was in the neighborhood around The Playground Cabaret and went in on an impulse. This place is always…

I usually go here early on in the week, but a friend told me about a hot new dancer there named Angel, so I came in on a Friday. Great thing about this place is…

I took a break from my usual haunts to go see a little eye candy. I’ve OD’d on Sugars and Pandoras so I headed to my go-to eye candy stop, the Playground Cabaret. It has…