Reviews

Decided to try a massage parlor in Tijuana and this was the closest one to where i was . Walk in and ask for line up paid 40 us dollars for the house . Girls were wearing sexy clothing only 5 to choose from . Chose Tina milf body long hair pretty face was taken to a room were i undressed and she started the Latina massage 15 minutes of this and then its time for flip ! FS was 100$ still better than USA MPs . Warm up handjob than puts the rubber on puts it in her mouth for a nice cbj had to stop her because i was ready to be inside her ! Lift up her nice legs and pond away doggy mish prone bone how ever you want , soon came in the bag nothing like Whore pussy . Good place but there are several more place to try like i heard Balance therapy is good for extras .If you are a fun of MP's i would try .

Okay, let's begin at the beginning. I'm the dude who suggested they put up a listing for this club. And I didn't actually partake in what was inside. But I'll give you the lowdown and let you know if you think it's worth a review. Luxor is maybe three blocks away from Deja Vu, the loveliest and emptiest strip club in Tijuana. My wingman and I crossed at the old border crossing and walked here, showing up here around 4 pm on a Friday afternoon, definitely on the early side. We walk in, and there are two girls in sweats who immediately bolt towards the back. That's not a bad thing--it was quiet, they were lounging and chilling, and suddenly two gringos walk in. The mamasan, as we'd call her north of the border, asks if we'd been there before. Hey, it's not on TUSCL, no one's been there before! Soon, four girls walk out, all in black dresses or lingerie. It's a good lineup, actually. Two of them are in the 7-8 range, and both my buddy and I each zero in different girls, which is optimal, considering the numbers. We're told that it's $55 for an hour-long nude massage, and everything after that is up to negotiation. Negotiation. Well, shit. Let's face it, no one likes to negotiate with strippers, especially in this case, where the strip club is really a brothel, that neither of us had been to before. No one wants to feel like someone literally has you by the balls in this scenario. So...we left. We discussed returning. Those girls were hot. We swung by Deja Vu, noticed there were only three dancers working, and grabbed a cab for New Body Elite. The DV doorman called us the cab, and we hung out with him until it arrived. Two points to make about that. First, he told us the total price always ends up being in the $150 range. Duly noted for next time. Second, when the cab showed up, he literally walked away from his job and drove us to NBE in order to get the kickback. Mexico is a crazy place, y'all. In summary, I will be back. It was too early in the day, too much the first place we went, too much not knowing to fire the bullet. But I'll load that one up again, at some point.