Didn't Take the Plunge, But Will At Some Point

Okay, let's begin at the beginning. I'm the dude who suggested they put up a listing for this club. And I didn't actually partake in what was inside. But I'll give you the lowdown and let you know if you think it's worth a review.

Luxor is maybe three blocks away from Deja Vu, the loveliest and emptiest strip club in Tijuana. My wingman and I crossed at the old border crossing and walked here, showing up here around 4 pm on a Friday afternoon, definitely on the early side. We walk in, and there are two girls in sweats who immediately bolt towards the back. That's not a bad thing--it was quiet, they were lounging and chilling, and suddenly two gringos walk in.

The mamasan, as we'd call her north of the border, asks if we'd been there before. Hey, it's not on TUSCL, no one's been there before! Soon, four girls walk out, all in black dresses or lingerie. It's a good lineup, actually. Two of them are in the 7-8 range, and both my buddy and I each zero in different girls, which is optimal, considering the numbers.