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JB's Gallery of Girls
1960 N Battlefield Blvd Chesapeake, VA 23324

Reviews

9 mos ago
Your wholesome neighborhood show club
A very small establishment off a busy road, the place feels more like a neighborhood bar than a gentleman’s club. There is one stage with a low ceiling in the middle of the room. Off to the side (just a couple feet away) is a full bar, at which every seat was taken up by late-middle-aged married couples when I was there. They all seemed to know each other and were having a good time, but I couldn’t detect any sort of occasion, like a birthday party. Maybe this is just how people socialize in Chesapeake. It was around 7pm on a Saturday night. After I came in, I ordered a drink and took a seat near the stage. Staff was courteous but not especially friendly. I definitely felt like a new face in a joint that has its crowd. In the hour or so that I stuck around only two dancers took the stage, doing twenty-minute shifts that mostly entailed wriggling around on the floor. There is a pole, but you can’t do much acrobatics in seven feet of air space unless you wear a helmet. Since this is Virginia, the tops stayed on. Eventually each dancer just reclined on the edge of the stage and settled in for a long chat with the regulars, male and female, who tossed her dollar bills every few minutes. The bills I threw on stage seemed almost comically pointless. During their breaks the dancers ate their DoorDash dinners at the bar. There were a couple signs advertising private dances in a VIP room, but for the life of me I couldn’t figure out where that would be. Every square foot of the tiny space was visible except for a small kitchen and restrooms. At any rate, the dancers didn’t seem interested at all in private shows, which is amazing since they have to pay the club every time they use the stage (according to another sign urging customer generosity), and they could only have made a few bucks during their routines. So, in all, not exactly my scene, and no wonder there aren’t many reviews. But then again, this place seems to be what it wants to be. They certainly didn’t lack for customers. If you’re interested in a wholesome neighborhood show club, head on over.
3 yrs ago
The area sucks, but for the area, this is as good as it gets.
Let's kick off with the fact that any and all clubs in this area are terrible. Let's just set out baseline there, that almost any strip club across the US is better than any club in VA, and the rest of this review will make sense. For the area (see the above disclaimer) this is probably as good as it gets. You have contact lap dances with two way touching along with relatively hot and friendly dancers and staff, particularly if you're into the Suicide Girls look. Unfortunately, this comes in at the relatively absurd price of $40 per song (no longer VIP options and there is a sign that confirms that price now which is almost double previous reviews). That $40 might get you a better grind from some girls than others but mine was meh at best (though she was super cute, friendly and was the kind of girl I'd gladly see outside of the club). I did drop a hint about OTC just to test the waters but at least for that dancer I don't think it's on offer. Unlike one of the only other contact lap dances I've found locally (Minx) there's no bizarre and experience ruining jukebox to feed but they just dance to whatever the rest of the club is listening to. The seating in VIP is comfy and while it's not truly private with the curtain and camera, it's better than anything else I've found locally by a wide margin. Clientele is decidedly blue collar and I was the only person in a button up shirt. I'm not saying you have to wear a hoodie or work clothes to go here, but I am saying that if you're worried about dress codes requiring business casual, don't be. Dancers did share with me that the club has been dead lately, which if the $40 price increase is recent would make sense. They are pricing for a completely different demographic than their customers represent and are starting to lose talent as a result. Parking was easy and appeared safe. Not even a bad area overall, shockingly residential units are next to it. On a big, well lit road. General "gut" vibe check of the club was solid. Only place I've been locally I felt at home, even if I stood out like a sore thumb looking all professional. I'm sure I'll go back here but it's only because I really want to get a dance from this one girl I follow on instagram who is an actual Suicide Girl. It's a terrible value, but if you are into the same type I am it's really the only game in town, and if you need to spend money it's the only one I'd recommend you do it at. Would really recommend just driving up to Baltimore, Philly or Atlantic City however if you need to scratch the strip club itch. Much better options in all of those.
4 yrs ago
Finally som fun after COVID - wish there were extras though
Went on a Thursday night during a business trip. Place is not busy, I’m assuming partly due to COVID. This was also my first time going back to clubs sense COVID. I like to visit clubs during weekdays because I think there are greater odds to negotiate extras or OTC. I only visited here between Monday and Thursday. This club is managed by several others in the area. I’m not sure of all of them but there is Headlights Gentleman’s Club and Headlights Gold in Portsmouth, and Highlights Granby in Norfolk. I’ll give other reviews from the clubs I visited, but it only really matters because the girls rotate between the clubs so it might be hit or miss with finding a dancer you are interested in from previous visits. The place is small ($5 fee) and I sat at the bar because you can see everyone from there and it’s easier to get a beer! You’re allowed to smoke so my eyes took some getting used to and the food looked OK for stripclub food. There were 5 or 6 girls working but all were fairly slim and in shape and could actually work the pole… the whole clapping heels together thing got old and annoying though. Different ranges in the looks department as far faces go and a good variety of diversity but mostly white with one black girl in the mix. Almost all had ink but only a one had manmades. Lapdances are $20 per song and in a separate area. You’re not allowed dances at clubs that serve alcohol so everyone’s work around is to serve alcohol in the main club and to get dances you have to “leave” (walk past the front door guy where you paid the entrance fee) and hook a left to an entirely different club – haha… otherwise known as the lapdance area. Obviously you are not allowed to take your booze so that took some getting used to. You also have to pay a new one-time fee: $5. My favorite dancer was a tall white girl, blonde, green eyes and fit as hell. Amazing ass and a six pack with tanned skin. She said she ran each morning on the beach! Size A upstairs with pierced and responsive eraser nips. She also had a decent amount of ink and glasses she wore between sets. She’s also a smoker but that didn’t bother me since the whole placed reeked of it anyhow. Our first dance had good contact with great grinding and I was allowed to roam most places. I stayed mainly to her butt but when I tried to move in on her nips she stopped me and said there were cameras and that was not allowed. After song two she loosened up, I lightly grabbed her throat and slapped her ass a few times. She told me she likes it rough so I guess that opened things up a little bit. On song three she blocked the cameras with her back and pressed her chest close to my face so I said screw it and started sucking… she did not stop me. Hands explored further and I tried rubbing her pussy by reaching into her crack and reaching further down. She reminded me we were on camera and that I couldn’t play with her pussy. After our dances she made some small talk and told me she was working the following night at Highlights Granby in Norfolk and got off of her shift at 10PM. She said if I met her there we could hang out after her shift and suggested an OTC hook-up. My impression is that these chain of Headlights clubs are a little strict at adhering to the rules which are definitely monitored by cameras. But I do think dancers are down for OTC fun.
9 yrs ago
One Sunday night
I actually visit this place a lot but this review will just focus on my most recent trip. The club is small. There's a bar in the far end when you enter and a few tables around the centered stage. It's pretty dark and the music isn't quite blaring loud. It being a Sunday, it wasn't very full either so I managed to find a seat at the bar and i wasn't charged a cover. Usually they charge 5 for entry on weekends and special events. The club is usually pretty clean, although on this night someone seemed to have vomited in the bathroom stall and it hadn't been cleaned yet. Beers are 4 bucks unless there's a drink special. The bartender that night was attentive but honestly they're hit or miss at night when it comes to attentiveness. The club offers private topless dances for $25 to keep your hands at your sides while the girl touches you, and $35 to touch the girl pretty much anywhere but between the legs. I didn't get a dance this time because I spent my night chatting with other patrons and dancers at the bar. There were just 3 girls on this night, 1 on stage at a time. In general, most of the girls are nice and will give you a hug or talk to you if you tip them. The club is kind of a locals place so sometimes even the girl on stage would just be laying down talking to a guy sitting on the side instead of actually dancing. That's usually only if no one's paying attention though. All the girls are at least 7s I'd say. A lot of different body types. One girl, Daphne, who works Sundays is gorgeous and a hell of a pole dancer. The dancers are all white which is strange considering the area but less so considering the almost dive bar feel of the club. Overall it's less glamorous than some of the other go-go clubs in the area, with less girls and a more chill vibe. You can enjoy yourself if you get along with the bartenders and dancers and probably save some money over the bigger clubs.