Crazy Horse Reviews

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I went here on a Wednesday night around 8 pm… again this isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I work with what life gives me. South Australia is probably the most puritan state in Australia. As far as I could tell there isn’t a legal alternative to a vanilla strip...

First visit since the renovation a couple of years ago and very impressed. Entry and stairs vastly better, bar better positioned, VIP area behind stage vastly improved and individual booths for privates are excellent. Small bench seats. About a dozen dancers of varying ages say 20 to 40. About 7s....

Visited this Adelaide institution on a buck's night with about a dozen guys. Most were locals, some of whom had been to the club a number of times. These past visitors advised us before arriving that the club was indeed Adelaide's best strip club. I was intrigued and looking forward...

There is nothing at this club that screams "FABULOUS". Its pretty standard. There are some pretty girls some not so... not much mileage and it basically goes head to head with the Palace in Adelaide. Both are not far from one another... literally 50m away down Hindley St.

Yes you can...

On entering you have to climb stairs that look like a death trap for heavy drinkers. At the top of the stairs you are stung for the entry fee which I think is $15. You are then escorted to a seat and alcohol is served by waitresses that appear all...

Came back here after a twelve month break around the time of the ashes test, quality of girls has declined.

Lots of tables and a reasonable continuous show, but you have to turn away quite a few approaches before an attractive girl comes to your table - best to make eye...

Most clubs in this area don't open until 8pm. No cover before here before 9. The schedule revolves around the stage show, which goes fully nude. For some reason they sell you Club Bucks for tipping (traded 1 for 1 for $AUS). Drinks are reasonable. If...

This is the best club in Adelaide in regards to quality of girls but as all Adelaide clubs there is no touching. You walk up the stairs and choose somewhere to sit. It costs $10 to get in but if you are a regular you can get in for free....

This club is exceptional. If you are in Australia, you will soon realise that the laws differ markedly between states. In SA, there is no touching, but the girls do go full nude on the floor show and will put on a great show as part of a private lap-dance....

If you only go to one club in Adelaide, this is the one to visit. The girls there range from 5/6 all the way to 10's, the drinks are at nightclub prices and if you get there before 9 (when the shows start) its free to get in - normally...