Reviews

It’s been a while since I’ve been here, not much has changed really. Same girls on day shift, Jasmine, Dolly, Carol etc., drinks $5-$7 depending on your choice of beer/spirits, limited customers at 2:30, no cover, plenty of parking. Dances are still $20 downstairs, first song you pay the dude at the counter, all others go to the girls. I assume upstairs is the same as before ($220 for 30 minutes plus tip), although I didn’t partake this time. Seemed very low energy, maybe because of the holiday weekend, girls were uninspired on their rounds, very lazy vibe. I almost went with Jasmine again but even she seemed distracted, so I bailed early. Was looking for Diana, didn’t see her, not sure she’s worth it but would like to know if anyone has given her a run.

My schedule has been more flexible lately, allowing me to visit a couple of clubs for the dayshift. So far, I'm disappointed. Risque on a Friday afternoon was quiet. In an hour or so, I saw only three girls. None were spectacular. One might have been a Latina MILF. Okay looking. Big butt. Small tits. Not interested. A second was 30ish and attractive. She wore little or no makeup. Her hair was long, curly and unstyled. She left an impression of a hippie girl in that free, natural way. Might be worth a return visit. She was engaged with a PL barside most of the time I was there. Then she spent six or more songs in the common dance room. No. 3 was familiar. Kind of Asian. Maybe a little Latin. Certainly 30s. Maybe 40s. She's attractive though my understanding is many PLs on this board aren't fans. Not sure why. She's a pro. She has a fine body, a pretty face and in the back she surely tries to please. She did for me. And that's kind of it. There were six or more PLs most of the time I was there. There were nearly that many staff in a bar that's large enough to seat three or more dozen at the bar and dozens more on high-top tables around the room. Beer was $5 or $6. Dances in the common room were $20, which is a bargain in my estimation. Upstairs and privacy begins at $200 plus $20 for the guy who arranges the privacy. No cover during the day. So I didn't see any uglies. I did see a couple worth seeing. I spent a few Jacksons for a first-rate tease. Not a total loss. Yet I can't help shake the feeling that Risque isn't quite right. It wants to be upscale. And many of the girls at night are indeed upscale. It just doesn't seem to sync - especially this afternoon.

So I decided to return to CR Bristol after a short scouting mission to this place a couple of months ago. Unfortunately, my experience this time was much the same as my initial visit and I left without getting a dance. Probably won't return for a while given the club's distance from my home base and other options available to me that are closer to my location. Skip to the end for club details. Shortly after arriving Cynthia (?), who I had seen onstage on my scouting mission, stopped by to ask me if I wanted to dance. Nice body and reasonably attractive face. Of course, she stopped by within five minutes of my arrival so I waived her off as I wanted to relax and get a sense of the other dancers in attendance. Soon after Cynthina left my company, Selena(?), an Asian chick with bolt-ons on a thin frame, stopped by. I was tempted to take her back but her face was kind of...not my style....so I passed. Should have bit the bullet and gone back with her and just focused my eyes (and hands) on her tits. After that, no one stopped by my stool. Of the ladies I was interested in, the decent blonde I saw onstage (did not catch her name, but it was not Passion) left the stage immediately after her time was up to join a regular for a lapdance. I asked a brunette girl (might have been Violet but she didn't look like how I'd remember from my initial visit) to stop by after she circulated for tips but she disappeared to the back room never to be seen again. Not to sound a certain way, but I'm fairly certain it's not a problem with my age, looks or vibe. I think this is just how things operate at this place. Maybe I need to drop a $20 tip when my preferred girl circulates to keep her attention? So, again, I left without getting a dance. I do stand by my previous observation that, on average, the girls are younger and probably better looking overall than the girls at PH. Club details: The club is located on the side of a busy road. Ample parking during the daytime. I walked in the side door and through an unmanned metal detector and took a seat at the bar. Again, no one collected a cover charge from me, but I did pay $5 at the bar for a bottle of water. A rectangular bar surrounds a stage with poles on opposite ends. Girls descend down a spiral staircase in the middle of the stage when their names are called. Girls dance for two songs, one song at each end of the stage. Girls got topless on stage pretty quickly. After dances, girls walk the inside perimeter of the bar to collect tips from the patrons. Some girls collect the tip from your hand with theirs and some let you slide the money between their tits. Usual stuff. Once tips are collected, girls exit the inside of the bar and eventually circulate around the outside of the bar for additional tips and private dances.

Clean bar with a friendly staff and reasonable prices. The bartender was an older woman that I had the impression was sort of the “house mom.” She was attentive enough and I never felt ignored. The second bartender was a very attractive younger woman. The dancers seemed to be a good mix of ethnicity and lifestyle (goth/ blonde bombshell/ brunette pin up/ etc). I was talked into a lap dance after chatting up one of the blonde dancers for a bit and admittedly, YMMV, but I found it to be pretty nondescript and mechanical. I have the firm impression that no extra attention is available I went on a weekday evening so there was no cover. There was a bouncer at the door and a metal detector was being used. A little unnerving in general, but the security was polite and I guess you can’t be too careful anymore. I’d repeat

So was heading to the track for some racing and decided to make a stop here in the early afternoon first. Plenty of parking in their own private lot and was not very crowded. There is a main stage divided into two sections with a staircase the dancers walk down. Ordered a cocktail believe it was around $8 but did not count change that closely. Also, interesting cannot smoke here, but can in the South Philly one (plus for some, others a negative). This club used to be my go to for the afternoons, however, in past couple years find the talent better in their South Philly location. This trend continued as there were only about 5 dancers when I was there and most were not attractive at all. Tended to be older on the heavier side for the most part. Some looked familiar, but none of my past favorites were there. There was one slimmer semi attractive blond, but she was with a regular the entire time. Came out to dance, but then went right back to him. Decided to cut my losses and made a quick exit. Possibly I was there too early, but based on what I experienced cannot recommend as really has went downhill from what it used to be.

Happen to be driving through the area on a Friday night only to discover Playhouse has been unexpectedly closed early due to a power outage. Never to one accept failure, I decided to try this club right across the river. The place is easy to get to right off of main road with ample parking. It was a $10 cover charge to get in and had to go through a metal detector. There were probably 10 to 15 girls working who were predominantly Caucasian and Hispanic in the 20 to 35 age range Girls dance on a stage surrounded by a rectangular bar and then collect a dollar parade after two song set. There were also tables around the bar that had signs for two drink minimum. I ordered one five dollar Coke so not sure on the alcohol prices or how much of a stickler they are to the two drink rule. Probably spent an hour and a half there and got dances with two girls that were 7s. One was a 30ish blond nice body with man made Ds named Satin. The other was a 20 something spinner brunette but forget her name. Lap dances were $20 per song. They take place in a communal room supervised by cashier at the front of the room. I was also told there was a VIP for $200 for 30 minutes . Dances were straightforward and fun, but they were not to the level of fun you would get on the other side of the river. Neither girl gave the impression the VIP would have been anything more either. Called it a night about $120 in. Would go back if looking for a place to drink with friends and see some decent girls but not going to become a regular.

Back again. Here is a quick review: I ended up stopping by on a Sunday night when they were having a Porntstar feature. Got to the door and dude was asking for $20, he said it’s a feature night. Tori Black, I had seen her movies before, wasn’t a big fan and damn sure didn’t want to take pics with her. I thought for a second but decided to see if she brought out anymore new girls since it was crowded. Paid the money and went in. Place was packed, the most customers I have ever seen in there. Got a beer from the sexy dark haired bartender with the huge tits that doesn’t speak. I don’t know what her issue is but she looks miserable all the time. I’m going to work on her cause the tits need to be in my mouth. Grabbed a seat and quickly saw it was the same general Sunday lineup which was disappointing. Saw Tori black come down and she looked a lot older than her pic on the flier and she had on a ton of makeup. I walked to the other side of the room so I’m not in any background photos. Got a dance with Vera, pale latina or white girl with pink hair. Standard dance nothing on the menu. Got a dance from this latina eve, huge bubble butt ass but the dance itself was sub par, she is very low energy and just wants the dance count to go up. Saw a pretty black girl with braids and took her in the back for a spin, she was sexy but not what I was looking for. Last chance was a short brown Latina I forget her name but she was extremely drunk, she was down to play so we went in the back and I was done in 3 songs. She kept wanting to turn around and talk to me and I had to refocus her efforts and adjust her into good position but it worked out for the best. Stayed about 1 1/2. I heard from the manager that Mona left for good. Has anyone seen a thick blonde named ANA lately?

Don’t let the snarky title put you off. There’s a lot to like about this place. It’s just that, while they have a few dancers who could fit right in at one of the high-end Philadelphia clubs, there is something a little off about most of them. Maybe a bit older, or heavier, or a pretty face but not a great body, or vice versa, or some combination thereof. But if you find yourself occasionally wandering over to the “Last Act” section of the Men’s Department at Macy’s, you might want to wander over to Risque Bristol. Putting the standouts aside, you are looking at a solid group of 5s to 7s, but I would add a point for attitude. Dancers are friendly, engaging, and ,,,accommodating. I wouldn’t describe it as an extras mill, but there is reliable action in VIP, and the dancers are pretty open about their menus during barside chats. I should point out that, with the exception of one evening visit when I unexpectedly hooked up with a dancer I knew from another club, the rest of my visits have been in the afternoon, so I can’t really speak to the dancer vibe, or anything else, at night. The place where this happens is just off I-95 about 28 miles north of Center City Philadelphia. Travel time is always a crapshoot on 95. It’s close to the PA Turnpike and from there to the bridge connector to the NJ Turnpike, and also close to the Burlington-Bristol Bridge and the thinly-reviewed Playhouse. If you approach from the I-95 exit or the Burlington Bristol Bridge, the club is on the left of Veterans Highway, and you’ll have to take a left at the traffic signal just past the club, and then another left into the rear lot. If you are coming south on Veterans Highway, there is parking in front and on the side, which is where the entrance is. No charge for parking. When you enter in the afternoon, there is no security and no cover. There is a long rectangular bar (could probably seat 35-40 people) surrounding a long stage, which is divided midway by a narrow walkway. Dancers descend a spiral staircase to one side of the stage, dance one song, then clamber down and back up to the other side of the stage to finish a two song set. Top is usually off by the end of the first set, so if it is important to you to see as much exposed flesh on stage as close up as possible, try to get a seat at the end of the bar closest to the entrance. After their set, dancers circulate around the inside of the bar for tips and maybe a brief convo. Then, unless they are with a regular, they’ll work the outside of the bar trying to drum up private dances. If that doesn’t pan out, they’ll retreat to one of the high top tables and scroll their phones, or chat with other dancers barside. I’ve noticed that they play a lot of 70s classic rock. This may be catering to the demographic of the afternoon clientele. Last afternoon I was there, there were maybe 6-8 older white guys sitting around the bar, and at least as many dancers in sight, which doesn’t account for dancers doing LDs or VIPs. Coincidentally or not, the dancers are mostly white, with a smattering of Latinas and your random Asian. Can’t say that I’ve ever seen an AA dancer there. Lap dances are $20. LD room is across from the bar, and you pay the attendant for the first song. LDs are on benches separated by kneewall dividers, so there isn’t much privacy if the room gets crowded. Depending on the dancer, mileage can be good, and I haven’t encountered any prudes here. I wouldn’t count on extras in the LD area, though. I’ve read crazy comments in older reviews about BJs and FS in the LD area, but the most I’ve ever encountered was an impromptu HJ. If you establish expectations ahead of time, you should be able to count on extras in the VIP, which I’ve heard called, unironically, the “Champagne Court”. The Champagne Court is up a narrow, steep, shabby, carpeted staircase off a corner of the bar where the kitchen is. The cost of a 30 minute “Court” is $220. After many visits, it’s still not clear to me whether the $220 is really $200 plus a “recommended” $20 tip to the attendant up there, but I don’t care. I tip him on top of the $220,, because he’s a good guy, he fetches the drinks, and because staying on his good side could enhance, or at least extend, the VIP experience. I have never seen him show the least interest in or concern over what happens in the VIP, but I think he may be a little more generous with time if he feels acknowledged and nobody is waiting for your spot. Why would somebody be waiting for your spot, you ask? There are two distinct VIP areas on the second floor. There is a row of there-sided, floor to ceiling cubicles with curtains across the front, each enclosing a bench and small table. Cozy, I guess. Then there are two separate VIP areas in a large, disused private party space. All kinds of space and privacy, comfy couches, and you can dim the lights and control the volume of the piped in music. Posh. Or, relatively posh. As would be expected, the two posh spots are in high demand, and if there are at least two VIP sessions taking place at the same time, chances are the posh spots are taken. It’s not unusual for people to wait for one of the posh spots to open up rather than take an available cubicle. I’ve done it a couple times, at the suggestion of my hostess, and I’m usually not one to tarry when it comes to VIPs. We’ve also picked up and moved from a cubicle mid-session when a posh spot opened up. I suspect that the attendant, whose counter sits between the posh spots and the cubicles, sees a lot of naked ladies traipsing back and forth over the course of a shift. VIP price includes a cocktail for you and the dancer. I only order tonic water while sitting at the bar, but it doesn’t seem like the kind of place that would gouge you on drink prices. Place is clean enough but shows a lot of wear and tear. If you prefer more glitz, and a somewhat higher level of talent (with exceptional standouts both ways), head back south on I-95 just past Center City to the Club Risque on Columbus Boulevard in Philadelphia. I like the Phila Risque a lot, but, despite their common lineage, the Phila and Bristol clubs fill distinct niches, and it is nice to have both options. Risque Northeast, OTOH, has no apparent raison d’etre

Went on a Saturday afternoon. There were 4 girls dancing with 8-10 customers. With the light number of girls there is a 2 song wait between dancers. The first three girls were all nice when they came around for tips but were pretty lackluster on stage. I was only approached for a dance by one girl, I believe her name was Riley. Then Amara descended the spiral staircase. She is a beautiful blonde with medium boobs and a perfect ass. She has several interesting tatoos on her arms, legs and torso. Amara was much more active on stage than the others. I wanted to get a dance with her but as soon as she finished her set she headed right for the first guy outside the bar and headed off to the dance room. I didn't see her again the rest of the time I was there. Things remain the same with the bar's layout. Rectangular bar with two stages and poles. Girls dance for one song on each stage, getting topless on the second. Then they circle the inside the bar for a tip. Usually most will come around the outside to chat and ask if you want a dance. That was not the case on this day/ Dances are $20 and done in a room to the left of the bar. You play an attendant for the first. Bathrooms are to the left of the entrance. No cover during the day. Bottle of Miller was $5. Bartender was friendly. The patrons, dancers and the bar in general is a back atmosphere. I will return to see Amara.

I’ve been to Club Risqué quite a few times, and today’s visit was typical. I arrived just before 7:00 pm so there was no cover. The total population in the club was quite sparse with <10 dancers and about the same number of patrons in the 1 1/2 hours I was there. The club has an average sized main room and a rectangular bar that might seat 30 or so people. There bar surrounds two stages. Dancers descend a spiral staircase to dance, usually clothed, on the back bar stage one song. They then move to the front stage for a second song where most are topless. Drinks are available for reasonable prices. My bottled water cost $5. Dancer looks are average to occasionally above average as strippers go. Tonight’s lot were 6’s and 7’s. Regular lap dances are done in a back room behind a beaded curtain and cost $20. Mileage with most girls is pretty good, and about half the dancers will request an extra tip. There is also a VIP area upstairs area where mileage can be very very good. The club wants $220 from you to go up there with a girl before any tip. Satisfaction is not always guaranteed in this club, but you can usually get as much as you want.

Parked, walked in No id check or cover. This place is decently big. Stage is behind the bar. Two poles. After the first song they switch to the other side. Standard tip walk after. Good vibes and relaxing. Not too busy with a mixed crowd. A lot of seating options besides the bar. Girls: 4-8 (White, Brazilian, Mixed, Black, Filipina, Malaysian, European maybe) Ages: 20-50s LD is in a communal area but can be a bit private depending on how busy it is. $20 a song. Hotter younger girls were all busy with regulars mainly. I was approached by the sexy milfs and cougars. I got a couple dances and were all good milage. It’s topless but hands roaming everywhere. I was offered vip + menu multiple times but I kept declining. I was burnt out from previous club and couldn’t find someone I would vibe with. Super fuego Brazilian cougar comes over. I obviously couldn’t resist so we went to the back got a couple dances. It was ultra high milage. A lot of handshakes and touching everywhere. Everything was available on the menu if we went to vip. I think VIP is 250 + her tip. I will definitely be back. I made the mistake of not visiting this club first. This clubs solid, dancers approach and full menu is available it seems any time of day.

Every other review has your generic club info, I'm not gonna waste everyone's time with another copy-paste of the club outline, if you're looking for a great review of the club in general there are plenty of other reviews that offer that. Previous visit a few weeks ago when I met and experienced Emma, an early 20's Latina after walking into the establishment on a Monday afternoon for some quick thrills. I sat at the middle of the bar to see both stages, and after a short 5-10 minutes Emma came down the spiral stairs onto the stage. We made eye contact early on, and because of the few other patrons being significantly older than myself, I feel that helped in causing her gaze to fall on me for the majority of her performance. After she walked around and collected her tips, she told me not to move and that she would return. And return she did, with her motives very clear upfront. We sat at the bar for a few minutes while she got the downstairs warmed up for me underneath the bar. We discussed expectations before she got off of her seat and was grinding in my lap. She made her expectations pretty clear and we agreed upon the total before heading up and paying the 220 house fee to the gentleman upstairs. We rounded the corner to the private room in the back to the right. Emma sprayed and cleaned the couch area before we got seated and proceeded with a great warmup. My drink and her water came shortly after and she flipped a switch after the attendant rounded the corner. Very vocal and enthusiastic service into the microphone during her singing performance. After about 10 minutes she apologized and stood up, telling me her throat was getting sore and jaw was getting stiff after trying to sing her lungs out. We had discussed the expectations and the donation, and I stood firm on our original agreement. She obliged and continued the remainder of the extra services with no qualms or issues. She opted to take a step up on the couch and seated herself down on my lap for the final performance for the next 5 minutes before coming to a climactic end that was very eagerly accepted as Emma asked to cross the finish line over and over. With the race run, we cleaned up quickly and spent another 5 or so minutes talking before paying the agreed upon tip before heading back downstairs. We talked a bit more at the bar before her next song set came up. I wished her luck and we parted ways. I returned a week later and spoke with one of the Brazilians, and they indicated that Emma had been swept away by the red sea and would not be back until after the tide went back out. Only been a couple other times but haven't seen her since. All in all 220 HF, 100 Tip (With unexpected FS at no additional fee). YMMV but she seems to be very eager to share company with a younger crowd. Would absolutely plan to see her again if the opportunity arose and schedules aligned.