Crystal Cabaret Reviews

This club has been reviewed heavily before but because of its proximity to Disney- they have a stronghold on what goes on in the area. Dancers are friendly but have to keep enough distance and wear pasties. Sitting at the bar on a Saturday night was approached non...

Went to Cab for the first time in quite a while now, I heard a girl I knew was working there so went to see if she would be there. She wasn't so being me I hung around a while anyway. Some cuties dancing, nice mix of girls dayshift, I...

This club is located on North Orange Blossom Trail. It is about ten miles away from the cluster of clubs on South Orange Blossom Trail. For my afternoon visit, there was no fee to park and no cover charge. The place was clean, and the staff was friendly.

The five dancers...

It was a saturday night I decided to go to crystal instead of my usual spot. I felt uncomfortable ever since I stepped into the club and understood that I made a bad decision. The place was very ghetto and really wanted to get out ASAP. The cover charge was...

So is was running some errands in Orlando and decided to stop in a check out the ladies. The place was small and cramped but wasn't bad since it was midday, sat down by the stage and watched a few girls go by but none got my attention. Finally met...

This was my first visit to this fine establishment. Parking is in the rear. They have valet parking. No cover charge to go in. This I must say was the first club in Orlando, although I have not been to a lot that it was...

This place was great! First of all all the girls were very beautiful. Mixed ethnicities black, white, hispanic, ect. One or two of the ladies were all about hustle but the rest were very chatty, friendly and personable. The table/air dances were $10 a pop. There is no touching in...

Passed by a few times and I finally decided to go in. To my surprise there were a few nice looking dancers on shift. The drinks were a bit pricey but the dances were decent. Orlando is known for air dances but on this particular occasion, the dances were great...

Passed by a few times and I finally decided to go in. To my surprise there were a few nice looking dancers on shift. The drinks were a bit pricey but the dances were decent. Orlando is known for air dances but on this particular occasion, the dances were great...

Im came here because it was close to home. I went alone on a wednesday night because it was advertised a few months prior on facebook as ladies getting in free all night for "Ladies Night" yet none of my girlfriends wanted to go with me. When I got in...

Stopped by late afternoon on a Wednesday. No cover to get in and drink special of five buds (or bud lights) for fifteen. TWO girls on duty as I walked in the door (both were firm 6-7s) with another two (one black 7.5 and the other a skinny latino 5)...

Stop by to take a look after hear some stories about, late afternoon on Friday, only 4 girls working, beer is kind a pricey 4.25 for a domestic and the entrance fee of 5, not the cheapest place to get a beer.
Since I was around I stop by to take...

New to Orlando, was on this side of town and thought what the hell? and I have to say it was a resounding...meh. Girls were nice, but other than 2 (one who was a 6-7, the other that was an 8) nothing else was worth talking about. The other girls...

So I was on this side of town and decided to stop in. Not my first visit, but haven't checked the place out in sometime...and 5 minutes in I remember why. There were about 7 dancers on shift, one of whom was chatting up what I assume to be...

Orlando clubs are infamous for Air Dance only. Decided to give this place a chance, my goal was watch the game, drinks, & cute girls. Big surprise! Hot dancers & fantastic dances!!!! Well worth the trip.

Not in best part of town, but felt safe very well lit parking....

Was back down for business in the area and decided to see if anything has changed here. Well the only thing that has changed is most of the dancers. But sadly year after year some of the same dancers are there and they are starting to look weathered.....

I know I said I would'nt go back. I just went by and the gravitational pull sucked me in. And sucked it did. First time wasn't good. This time wasn't either. $3 cover, $7 2-4-1 bud light. Out $10 before I sat down. Creepy...

good value, but you get what you pay for. The lap dances shouldnt really be called "lap", more like "kinda sorta near you" dances. But, from what i hear that is the reg around here.

The girls were ok, with a pretty good mix of types/ethnicity. ...

As is covered in many Orlando reviews, the laws make it difficult to rate the clubs very high. What I can say for Crystal Cabaret is what they lack because of the law, they make up with friendliness. Arrived on a Monday night a couple of weeks ago...

Went by. Went in. Nice tuxedo on the doorman. Diagonal stage, bisecting the main lounge area. Obnoxious DJ. Cute enough girls, but I just realized I was in Orlando. Band aids or latex on the nipples. Bikini or g strings. Jeez, Orlando...