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The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Reviews

review
published 16 yrs ago
My first visit to the lumberyard...
reviewed by
Ellemon

7.3

My first visit to the lumberyard since the smoking ban. Nice to not reek of smoke when I came out of there, but somehow the place seemed less wholesome. Maybe because you could…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I remember coming here several years...
reviewed by
DandyDan

4.7

I remember coming here several years ago and thinking this was a great place. Maybe its because I came in on a weeknight, but it wasn't so great on Thursday. The girls were…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Went to the Lumberyard on a...
reviewed by
kidmolases

9.3

Went to the Lumberyard on a recent Monday night. First time visit. I was surprised and dismayed by the smoke--it was literally black in there. I am not a smoker, and in…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Stopped by the Yard on a...

7.7

Stopped by the Yard on a Tuesday night. Dances are 2 for 1 on Tuesday night. Dances run 25 per song, so you get 2 for 25! The girls vary from 5-8…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I had a very short but...
reviewed by
ChuckJiver

9.0

I had a very short but satisfying visit to the LY on a recent Thursday night. It was about 11pm when I got there. I was surprised by the abundance of customers present...enough…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I wonder if the Yard hasn't...
reviewed by
Ellemon

8.0

I wonder if the Yard hasn't gone down hill in the past couple years. Went on a Friday night and the girls just weren't as high quality as they used to be. Still…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Went to Lumber Yard on a...
reviewed by
bridgebuilder56

8.0

Went to Lumber Yard on a Tuesday nite. Dances were 2 for 1 for $25. Plenty of good mileage, depending on the girl. Most of the girls ranged from 6 - 9.…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Spent about 4 hours here on...
reviewed by
TeddyBear79

8.0

Spent about 4 hours here on 1/18; I like that they've expanded their hours to 5am. There must've been at least 35 dancers working: I only left the tip rail once and never saw…

review
published 17 yrs ago
This is Magda Carter, a woman...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.0

This is Magda Carter, a woman who visits strip clubs throughout the world and writes reviews for other women. The Lumberyard is a large, all-nude, all-female, BYOB facility with three levels of wooden floor stages.…

review
published 17 yrs ago
It's so sad! This used to...
reviewed by
arubajoe

5.0

It's so sad! This used to be a great club, absolutely full of dimes walking around. No longer! I hadn't been to the Lumberyard in almost a year, but I had a business associate in…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Big barn of a place. ...
reviewed by
smoothy_fan

5.0

Big barn of a place. I was in on a recent weeknight with a small crowd. In this big building it seemed empty and energy was low. They have a multi-level setup…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Had not been in this club...
reviewed by
Roadwarrior1

4.0

Had not been in this club in over two years as my business geography had changed. So, on a recent vacation (Two weeks ago) , I had the opportunity to re-visit the club that…