Reviews

Driving in heavy snow, my buddy & I STILL decided to stop at the Lumber Yard from the highway. 2-for-1 on Tuesday was key. The place didn't have many customers because it was snowing so…

My first visit to the lumberyard since the smoking ban. Nice to not reek of smoke when I came out of there, but somehow the place seemed less wholesome. Maybe because you could…

I remember coming here several years ago and thinking this was a great place. Maybe its because I came in on a weeknight, but it wasn't so great on Thursday. The girls were…

Went to the Lumberyard on a recent Monday night. First time visit. I was surprised and dismayed by the smoke--it was literally black in there. I am not a smoker, and in…

Stopped by the Yard on a Tuesday night. Dances are 2 for 1 on Tuesday night. Dances run 25 per song, so you get 2 for 25! The girls vary from 5-8…

I had a very short but satisfying visit to the LY on a recent Thursday night. It was about 11pm when I got there. I was surprised by the abundance of customers present...enough…

I wonder if the Yard hasn't gone down hill in the past couple years. Went on a Friday night and the girls just weren't as high quality as they used to be. Still…

Went to Lumber Yard on a Tuesday nite. Dances were 2 for 1 for $25. Plenty of good mileage, depending on the girl. Most of the girls ranged from 6 - 9.…

Spent about 4 hours here on 1/18; I like that they've expanded their hours to 5am. There must've been at least 35 dancers working: I only left the tip rail once and never saw…

This is Magda Carter, a woman who visits strip clubs throughout the world and writes reviews for other women. The Lumberyard is a large, all-nude, all-female, BYOB facility with three levels of wooden floor stages.…

It's so sad! This used to be a great club, absolutely full of dimes walking around. No longer! I hadn't been to the Lumberyard in almost a year, but I had a business associate in…

Big barn of a place. I was in on a recent weeknight with a small crowd. In this big building it seemed empty and energy was low. They have a multi-level setup…