Joe's Roundup Reviews

Probably the best analogy to this place would be the Star Wars bar. MY GOD!! Some of the creatures that haunt this place are downright scary. They range from grossly obese to crackhead skinny. There was a time when there would be one 7-8 on the looker scale, but that...

I know that Tuscl wants detailed reports but there is just not much to say about this place. It's located in a horrible neighborhood. The building is a dump. There is limited parking. When you walk in the whole place stinks like stale beer and rotten cigarette smoke. Sign on...

There were plenty of girls for the number of customers in the club, and most of them were 7s and 8s, and OK music. My only real complaint was that even though there were plenty of girls, there was quite a bit of time throughout the entire night where nobody...

A real diamond in the rough. Can be very hit or miss. Now the good news, this place can be a lot of fun. Ya it is kind of a hole in the wall, but if you meet the right lady you will not notice. Some nights the girls are...

Wow. To be honest, this was one of the worst clubs I have been to. I was the only customer in there, so I got hounded as soon as I walked in. There were no dancers on stage the entire time I was there. And the dancer that...

If you like a intimate setting for your club experience, then this is the one for you. It's very small. The dancers are nice enough, but not the best in town - by far.
Dancers are not always on the stage and it seems they go up to dance only...

This place is super hit or miss. Never seen more than 3 ladies there. I didn't say dancers as they never danced on the little stage. The deal is to get you to buy them drinks. There was not any "beauties" there. Next deal is that the bartender wants you...