Liquid Assets Reviews

OK, I've been here a few times when I can't get to greener pastures. This place is dark inside ,they could add a few lights. Drink prices are OK. The last few times I've been here I have enjoyed the barside sales pitches from the girls. Truly enjoyable. The girls,...

I was working in the neighborhood and stopped by the other day for happy hour. The club has a very large rectangular bar with a stage in the middle with 2 poles. Hip hop music was playing, but at an appropriate sound level to still allow for a...

I was visiting my folks in NJ over the weekend, and in a moment of nostalgia, decided to stop in at Liquid Assets. So much has changed in the 5 years since I was last here, I almost don't know where to begin. In the past the club was full...

OK, I used to frequent this place as much as I frequented any place. It has been years since I was here but I found myself in the vicinity and decided against my better judgement to stop in. There were 3-4 customers at the bar. One dancer was sitting by...

This club is the worst!!!!! It has the potential to be decent but right now it is a hot mess. I hadn't even taken my seat at the bar before two dancers asked me if I was tipping! I'm thinking like damn are you dancing? Once I finally got settled...

Hopeless! Got nostalgic about all the things I had experiened at this club a few years back and paid a visit despite all the negative reviews. One good thing is the club is tucked away in a corner of edison and will make your visit discreet. Also not too many...

This club is the worst!!!!! It has the potential to be decent but right now it is a hot mess. I hadn't even taken my seat at the bar before two dancers asked me if I was tipping! I'm thinking like damn are you dancing? Once I finally got settled...

It's true I went really late to closing on a sunday night, but I'm sure the place can't be much different other times. Most of the clientele are thuggish looking(and therefore the music is loud thumping hip-hop), but there were a couple guys that obviously were just stressed out. Two...

I recently went to this club with a few friends. The place was nice and the girls generally cute. I think they were extra friendly to us, because we were a mixed group of guys and girls. The dancers looked great body wise in their bikini's and...

Yes I have to agree there is little reason to visit this club. Used to be with the right entertainer you could get great milage in the back room. All of those girls have gone off to other clubs. The few girls left show little or no interest in pleasing...

I have been to this place a few times and I have to say it has went to crap. The lap dances used to be great and now it seems like they have no desire to make you happy. It is just not like it used to be anymore. Even...

I usually go there on weekday afternoons. Don't reach there before 1 PM - you will be the only one watching some bored dancers chatting to each other. Usually there are more than 5 girls even at slow times - mostly average - some ugly. The dances here is the...

I stop by every couple of months ago and visit my favorite. Dancers are a mix of russian and brazilian, and 1/2 are very good to look at, but do not have any stage dancing skills. Lap dances are less enthusiastic then they were last year, due to...

I went here for the first time in about two years tonight and absolutely nothing has changed about this place...there were about a dozen girls working and not one impressed me in the least. There was one who seriously needed to lose at least 40 pounds and everyone else had...

This place hasn't changed too much over the past year or so, and like many of the other establishments in the area, its now getting its fair share of Brazilian talent. There's pretty much something for everyone here, ranging from very hot, to "needs to lose some pounds," to...

I stop in here not regular but often enough. Had a realy nice back rub and some rather high milage barside chat. I will return now that it is getting to short pants season and see if LD milage is better than last time.
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Dropped by last Wed afternoon and the place was relatively quiet, with only about 8 customers. However, I counted at least 14 dancers working, with usual assortment of mostly Eastern European and Latin girls. What is different this time around is that there were more good looking girls...

I tend to go in the late afternoon and early evening but had not been there in about 4 months. Last night I stayed so long I had to give up the beer and drink coffee. One down side to this bar is that I almost always see a...

Based upon the last time I was there this is a really good place to spend your money. My single complaint is that a working stiff, I can't be sure that they will be open when I get there. Advertised hours are 12:30 open T-Fri, Mon later. I get tehre...

Made what is becoming a semi-annual trek here last week. Must have hit a really bad day, because most of the dancers are way too huge for my taste. The best looking one in the place did stop by to chat and hit me up for a dance,...

Went there on a Wednesday afternoon to see if I this club has improved. Unfortunately, it is still the same restrictions with the bouncer gawking at your dances. Some light petting over my pants was all I could get. Still not a bad place as the girls are really nice...

This is a typical New Jersey strip club. Big bar circling a dance floor, ugly bartenders, dancers who look bored but keep hitting you for a dollar. Lots of TV's to watch when the girls aren't worth looking at. There's only one dancer that I'd call worth your time. She...

I returned on Tue afternoon to see if things have improved in the new year. Unfortunately, it has not. Bouncer continues to follow anyone going into the LD room. There was one hot dancer, 4 average, and 3 scary looking ones, mix of Russian and Latin. ...

This place had some LE problems a few months back, and for a little while the best you got was an air dance. Things finally seem to be loosening up, but not quite back to normal. Friendly girls, some pretty hot. Used to be more fun, but...

I used to be a regular here before the bust. I used to get high mileage during the dances which usually used to get more songs per dance. The dancers are still friendly but the VIP room is awkward because the bouncer keeps watching the happenings. Hopefully these things are...