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review
11 years ago
OK, I've been here a few...
OK, I've been here a few times when I can't get to greener pastures. This place is dark inside ,they could add a few lights. Drink prices are OK. The last few times I've...
Ben D'erhover
New Jersey
review
11 years ago
I was working in the neighborhood...
I was working in the neighborhood and stopped by the other day for happy hour. The club has a very large rectangular bar with a stage in the middle with 2 poles. ...
MikeyMan187
review
12 years ago
I was visiting my folks in...
I was visiting my folks in NJ over the weekend, and in a moment of nostalgia, decided to stop in at Liquid Assets. So much has changed in the 5 years since I was...
sexcoach5
review
12 years ago
OK, I used to frequent this...
OK, I used to frequent this place as much as I frequented any place. It has been years since I was here but I found myself in the vicinity and decided against my better...
Ben D'erhover
New Jersey
review
12 years ago
This club is the worst!!!!! It...
This club is the worst!!!!! It has the potential to be decent but right now it is a hot mess. I hadn't even taken my seat at the bar before two dancers asked me...
NJBalla
New York
review
12 years ago
Hopeless! Got nostalgic about all the...
Hopeless! Got nostalgic about all the things I had experiened at this club a few years back and paid a visit despite all the negative reviews. One good thing is the club is tucked...
sakipappu2001
review
13 years ago
This club is the worst!!!!! It...
This club is the worst!!!!! It has the potential to be decent but right now it is a hot mess. I hadn't even taken my seat at the bar before two dancers asked me...
1qazaq1
review
13 years ago
It's true I went really late...
It's true I went really late to closing on a sunday night, but I'm sure the place can't be much different other times. Most of the clientele are thuggish looking(and therefore the music is...
tol125
review
13 years ago
I recently went to this club...
I recently went to this club with a few friends. The place was nice and the girls generally cute. I think they were extra friendly to us, because we were a mixed...
funnygirl22
Texas
review
15 years ago
Yes I have to agree there...
Yes I have to agree there is little reason to visit this club. Used to be with the right entertainer you could get great milage in the back room. All of those girls have...
Photo69
review
15 years ago
I have been to this place...
I have been to this place a few times and I have to say it has went to crap. The lap dances used to be great and now it seems like they have no...
nastymannow
review
15 years ago
I usually go there on weekday...
I usually go there on weekday afternoons. Don't reach there before 1 PM - you will be the only one watching some bored dancers chatting to each other. Usually there are more than 5...
accountprivate
review
15 years ago
I stop by every couple of...
I stop by every couple of months ago and visit my favorite. Dancers are a mix of russian and brazilian, and 1/2 are very good to look at, but do not have any...
scenthusiast
review
17 years ago
I went here for the first...
I went here for the first time in about two years tonight and absolutely nothing has changed about this place...there were about a dozen girls working and not one impressed me in the least....
rcg732
review
17 years ago
This place hasn't changed too much...
This place hasn't changed too much over the past year or so, and like many of the other establishments in the area, its now getting its fair share of Brazilian talent. There's pretty...
JerseyJack
review
17 years ago
I stop in here not regular...
I stop in here not regular but often enough. Had a realy nice back rub and some rather high milage barside chat. I will return now that it is getting to short pants season...
Ben D'erhover
New Jersey
review
17 years ago
Dropped by last Wed afternoon and...
Dropped by last Wed afternoon and the place was relatively quiet, with only about 8 customers. However, I counted at least 14 dancers working, with usual assortment of mostly Eastern European and Latin...
blewlight
review
18 years ago
I tend to go in the...
I tend to go in the late afternoon and early evening but had not been there in about 4 months. Last night I stayed so long I had to give up the beer...
K
New Jersey
review
18 years ago
Based upon the last time I...
Based upon the last time I was there this is a really good place to spend your money. My single complaint is that a working stiff, I can't be sure that they will be...
Ben D'erhover
New Jersey
review
18 years ago
Made what is becoming a semi-annual...
Made what is becoming a semi-annual trek here last week. Must have hit a really bad day, because most of the dancers are way too huge for my taste. The best looking...
blewlight
review
18 years ago
Went there on a Wednesday afternoon...
Went there on a Wednesday afternoon to see if I this club has improved. Unfortunately, it is still the same restrictions with the bouncer gawking at your dances. Some light petting over my pants...
xanfiles
Florida
review
18 years ago
This is a typical New Jersey...
This is a typical New Jersey strip club. Big bar circling a dance floor, ugly bartenders, dancers who look bored but keep hitting you for a dollar. Lots of TV's to watch when the...
mrokam
review
19 years ago
I returned on Tue afternoon to...
I returned on Tue afternoon to see if things have improved in the new year. Unfortunately, it has not. Bouncer continues to follow anyone going into the LD room. There was...
blewlight
review
19 years ago
This place had some LE problems...
This place had some LE problems a few months back, and for a little while the best you got was an air dance. Things finally seem to be loosening up, but not quite...
JerseyJack
review
19 years ago
I used to be a regular...
I used to be a regular here before the bust. I used to get high mileage during the dances which usually used to get more songs per dance. The dancers are still friendly but...
xanfiles
Florida