Reviews

Cover Girls was never one of my favorite Houston area strip clubs, at least not since the late 1980s when a strip club operated at the same location but under a different name. In its…

I think I visited Cover Girls once many, many years ago & was so disappointed that I’ve never been back. Based on some of the recent reviews on this site, I thought I should give…

Back again, arriving late on a Saturday evening. I parked my vehicle and noticed a staff member walking around the lot. This reassured me that my vehicle would be safe. I paid the $13 cover…

Back in town and I decided to give Cover Girls a second try. I parked on the side of the building, in front of one of the statues. This time around they had an attendant…

Found myself at Cover Girls on a Monday afternoon after a work event and it has been the most enjoyable club I have visited. Let’s start with the arrival: I got to the club around 3pm.…

This review covers back-to-back Monday visits that I had here in mid-April. Having now made my last 3 trips here on a Monday, I'm starting to think it may be one of the best days…

I showed up to Cover Girls around 11 pm and parked on the side of the building. Heading up to the entrance, I notice one door guy who didn't bother to greet me. Walking in,…

WHERE IT IS LOCATED: Cover Girls is located off the 290 and the 8 tollway a little bit Southeast of the city of Cypress, centrally located in Houston. You will see a building that looks…

I've been here several times simply because its location works well for me and each time is great. For this review, I went on a weekday afternoon, probably around 5PM. I've usually gone at night but I…

Went around 7pm on a Thursday. Not a good idea. Starting outside, lots of parking - free. Looks pretty nice from outside. Went inside, paid cover (I think it was 20). Waling in, the bar is…

Shaking off the Daylight Savings stupor, I decided to see how the start of Spring Break was treating my local club. For a Monday afternoon, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of the new…

So granted didn't go at the best time. After striking out at Glamour Girls down the road I stopped in at Legs. 10 cover plus gave door girl $5 tip (they have the best door…

I've become a bit of a regular at this place and this was my first club visit of the new year. I've covered the layout of the club to death in previous reviews but I…

Back to my usual haunt on a Thursday afternoon to fill my mind with good vibes before the drudgery of Thanksgiving. See some of my previous reviews if you're interesting in the usual parking/club layout/etc.…

In the final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on…

Been to cover girls a ton during days and have had fun almost every time. Went 7:30 on a Saturday night. Paid $10 cover went in same set up. Dark, bar on left, stage in…

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. I tried Sunday night but it was real dead but back Wednesday. Plenty of parking in the lot, walk in. Girl at the front. Cover I think was $20, free military.…

I have visited this place 2 Fridays in a row in hopes of maybe it being a good alternative to centerfolds in galleria my usual go to place since it’s very close to my place.…

I've combined my 3rd and 4th trips into one review since they were both fairly short. I'll skip over some of the boring details of the club exterior and interior since those are decently covered…

Came in on another Summer afternoon seeking brief shelter from H-town heat and brain damage of the office. This was my second visit after my initial one about a month prior on a Wednesday. I…

Needed an afternoon away from an awful day at work so took one of my first ever daytime trips here. Expected a horrendous dive from the reviews I'd seen on Google and my impression of…

Decided I would give the evening shift a chance after trying out the day shift a couple of times. Parking lot and area seems safe enough for Houston and also free parking. Day shift cover…

TL;DR: 60% white, 30% hispanic, 10% Asian, 0% AA dancers, 4 to 8s, mostly 6s, some older and chubby. $12 cover, $8 jack&coke, $20 lap dances, VIP requires bottle purchase, cheapest quoted was $180. I…

Pertinent details: Cover for Tuesday Afternoon: $8 Non-alcoholic beverage: $6 Lap Dance per song: $20 The VIP Room: $100 Finding myself on the Northwest side of Houston with not much else to do, I figured I would give Cover Girls…

Some meetings ended early and I found myself on the west side of town with a little time to spare. I have heard a lot about this place and wanted to check out. It's not…