For a Good Time DON’T’ Go Here!

I think I visited Cover Girls once many, many years ago & was so disappointed that I’ve never been back. Based on some of the recent reviews on this site, I thought I should give it a try to see if it’s improved. It hasn’t. I have tried to recall a strip club experience that was worse but the only one was a club in Dallas several years ago.

With apologies to the architectural fan-boys on this site, I won’t go in to the building details, suffice to say that I found them confusing. The key part is that after you go in & go down a corridor, there is a large room with a stage in front & a bar to your left. There is a lap-dance area to the left of the stage & various VIP rooms which I didn’t investigate.

I arrived around 9:30 on a Monday evening. The entrance fee was $15 & so were the hiballs. It was very quiet, with around half a dozen girls & a slightly fewer number of mongers. I wouldn’t rate any of the girls there above a 6, & I’m being generous.

As soon as I walked in a girl called Storm came over & hit me up. She was way too skinny for my liking so after a polite conversation, I told her that I wasn’t ready for a dance.

After sitting there for a long time with nothing to draw my eye (including the few girls who came up to dance on stage) a slim African American girl called Stella came up and I agreed to go for a dance just for something to do. She was on the higher end of the girls there with a pair of 34B’s which proved to be a nice handful. For some reason, she thought that having a nose piercing with a pearl hanging down from your right nostril would be attractive. The whole time I was with her I could hardly resist the temptation to wipe her nose – it was a bit distracting! After 3 dances at $20 each I returned to my seat in the main area, where nothing was still happening. The waitress service was terrible but I realized why when I went up to the bar & no-one was there for about 5 minutes.