Chicas Locas Reviews

Not like it was two years ago, but making a comeback. The old champagne room is now free (there is one really good corner for extra privacy). . . Now there is a new...

Michael's is still a mainstay in H-Town if you want to avoid the overly expensive glitzy clubs. The club seems to be in an office complex, but don't be diosappointed by first impressions....

I have been in Michaels only a few times. This place has never yet disappointed me. I admit I was a little concerned initially after paying the cover charge and then discovering...

Visited while on trip recently. Unusual setting - looks like an office building that youre entering. When I did visit - not too many dancers present and those that were, were occupied...

Now that the club has dance specials and that some of the more popular clubs are under fire, Michaels has stepped it up. The $1.50 drinks for happy hour are solid. Thursday...

This place continues to go downhill for over a year now. Normally only 5-9 girls at night. Only 1, 2 tops are worth it. Even with the beer specials don't waste your time. ...

Michael’s is just on 59 South between the loop and beltway. It is just north of the Colorado club which has the large neon sign you can not miss. Michael’s inside is...

It was a great afternoon. Not many people, but many dancers so the attention was great. Tony is the dancer to find. THe dancers were all between 6 and 10's. After a good...

Very disappointed the last time i was here a few weeks ago. Went around 7:00 Pm on a Saturday and there was only 3 girls working. 2 were hideous and one was marginally ok....

Looks like club has tried to improve VIP area by having dances behind the pool room area (the old champagne room), however, better dance areas will not make a better expereince unless the girls...

Stopped by on a weeknight - before 9 PM beers were real cheap - I think like $2.00. Cover was maybe $5. There was a great diversity of dancers on the attractiveness...

Michael's use to be good club to go for lunch, not that the buffet lunch was any good, but for the "rush hour" where for $1 you can get an abbreviated lap dance with...

Well, good ol' Michaels is starting to make a minor comeback. Gone are the days of the free private booths and the talent level, while never outstanding, has slipped a bit as well....

Went to the club at 2pm on a Thursday afternoon, after reading favorable reviews. Large club that had 6 dancers and maybe four customers when I arrived. Dancers ranged from 2-...

ive read some negative reports about this club about the booths being removed and the management however on my visit everyone was very nice. the lap dances were done behind the buffet and nobody...

There is hope here yet! A recent visit surprised me in the number of dancers and the amount of offers to meet in the champagne room or outside. This is still only...

I give this club an 8 based on the mileage attainable. 5-6 on the looks of the dancers. Not bad but certainly not Treasures or The Men's Club. Michael's has changed...

Ok, has this place gone downhill. this has to be one of the worst sc in Houston. Girls are in the 3 to 6 variety and alot should not be dancing. There are much...

Stopped in to Michael's after a two year absence. This is the first time in since they got rid of the booths. Same setup as in the past, big main stage and two smaller...

I think I could get used to this place. I managed to finagle the longer-term attentions of one or two super-hotties, who seemed to understand that their job was to make me have a...

I have gone to Michaels for years. It has fallen, but there is still action to be had. Maybe I have results because I get recognized, especially by the watresses. ...

This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available any more for dances and all dances are done in a semi public area behind the buffet. All the...

I went to Michaels' on friday for lunch around 12.30, which they have a fabulous buffet for only $4 dollars. but the sad part about it was there was only 3 or 4 girls...

Formerly the greatest show on earth, as a previous reviewer says. I like the set-up of this place, it could really be great. It's an "adult mall metro-plex," complete with lingerie and vibrator store,...

TOO BAD... WHAT WAS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH... IS no just another stip club... Girls are still hot but milage opportunities have gone way down since the elimination of backroom area.....