Cheeks Reviews

Long time customer. Recent changes, esp. that F@Ckin light, and changes in my life 2, make this quicking becoming a less frequent stop. New part-owner, and if the F@CKing light is his...

This place is not recommended. We went here before going to Gold Club, and there is a world of difference. Let me just tell you, the women here are not worth your time....

I used to stop by here reguarly a few years ago but it started to have too much sketchy activity for my tastes. I needed to kill an hour on the way to...

an ok place..depending on what your expectations and wants are...a couple of hotties...and some over the hill gals...and some bbws as well. great, attentive bartenders...girls are nice and attentive as well...you can get...

For those of us old timers, we will be happy that Sara is back! She looks great and is as fit as ever. The bad news is that she has already hooked...

Stopped in on 12-9, met with Barbie. She once worked across the street. She has got the biggest tits I've ever seen on a girl. Had a lap dance with her,...

Stopped in on 11-4, there were 5 girls working, 3 customers. Most of the girls were in the 4-6 range. Must be the economy. Met Gabrielle. She fell and broke...

I am a big fan of HAKS. I have been going there every once in a while for 7 years. It'd local and its cheap, and they do have some hotties. If you want...

What makes this club thrive is the awesome bartenders: all attractive and attentive and friendly. As I have noted before, what makes this club suck is their instance on having quantity of dancers...

What a disappointment. Given the price of gas I thought I would give the local place a shot. Some of the same old dancers as has been for years. It...

What a shame to see how many dncrs wipe the pole for half a min and then do nuthin with it for the rest of their set. Several dancers try to speak Spanish...

The dancers are absolute beasts, and I am quite generous when it comes to judging a woman's appearance. Every dancer was out of shape and had maternity stomachs, not one was the least bit...

Stopped in on 1-30-08. Had the cheese burger and beer for $1 special. Had a lap dance with Venom. She is one hot sexy babe who knows how to work her...

I stopped in Haks last week for a lunch break. The girls were very freindly if you no what I mean. I had a dance with Mercedes a young girl with nice tits. She...

I recently visited this establishment, which by comparison to nearby Philly, NJ, or Baltimore clubs, is, well, no comparision at all. Why anyone would waste their money in a place like this is beyond...

Stopped by on a Monday nite. The talent was poor at best. 3-4 on average. Arrived as the 6 pm shift was changing in. One of the girls approached me...

Stopped by Hak's on my way back from Washington to NY. The quality of the women was horrible. The only decent looking dancer in the whole room was apparently with the bouncer and...

Wednesday nite, about 9pm. Great hole-in-the-wall atmosphere. Two stages, front and back, girls only getting topless on the front stage, then circulate outside the bar for tips. Quite a few of the girls are...

Went there for lunch a few weeks ago. Not alot of girls there. Still great atmosphere and the bartender was SMOKING HOT and very friendly. Ordered some lunch and it was perfect as well...

Gotta drop them a notch. Because of a club policy to pay some club employees based on the quantity, not quality, of dancers, there are still several unqualified females frequenting the stage, and...

Stopped in 6-29-07. There are alot of new girls. Most of the girls are going completely topless, no pasties or latex. They are back to 1 g-string. I still give this club...

Rated 7 on the strength of 3/4 of the dancers. Some dancers should be put on probation to lose or redistribute weight (i.e. work out). A few others need to move a little more...

Good place to grab a cheap beer. The dancers are now going topless (no pasties) for the most part. LD's are still restrained (no touch). The girls of color seem to...

Nice, unpretentious place to hang out. The girls are generally pretty: Some hot, some not. The beer prices are reasonable, by any standards, not just strip club standards. ($2 buds, for...

Went to HAK's on 10-31, Aerin has left. No one knows where she went. Sunshine quit for awhile, tried to get her job back...now works across the street. There are alot...