Alameda Strip Reviews

I randomly strolled in on a Monday afternoon. The place looked dead from the street and there was plenty of parking. I popped in around 1:30 PM and the door man let me in with no cover. This was my first time here, I was hoping to just have a...

Took a 10 minute Uber to the club from my hotel near the LA Convention center. First timer to this club. Mostly Latino employees and dancers. Less than 10 customers in the place - a mix of races.

I arrived around 9 pm on a Monday night. I don't recall...

Stopped by on a Sunday around 4pm, saw 5 or 6 dancers working. No cover. Had IPA’s on draft as well as your traditional beers, daft beers were $5. Started with a Puerto Rican dancer goes by Mocha. She was tall and a little chunky, but had a nice attitude...

I’ve been here a few times to kill just kill some time. Mostly during the day but this review is for a boxing match on a Saturday night.

Got here during the prelims, parking lot was full so wasn’t worried about being the only guy in here considering this place...

So I reviewed this place about a year ago and I had just started my strip club visiting career.
They charge the $5 parking, sometimes there is street parking.
I don't believe this place is even worth the parking price. I've been here a few times and have only seen a pair...

I saw maybe 7 girls 3 of which were at the bar near one guy but talking to each other. All Latinas and black. Sort of cute to pretty bad in quality, but nothing that grossed me out. More like every girl I looked at WOULD have looked like a...

Dances are 15 bucks and the girls are average looking. Went on a Wednesday night and it was completely dead, there were maybe 3 or 4 girls and most were at a table talking to other patrons. There was one, not so hot, girl that was walking around offering dances....

First time back at this club since it was closed for repairs and new equipment.


The club has about 7 new medium sized TV'S installed for sports..
The club is cleaner.
Has a new smoke machine on stage.
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Visited this club on a Thursday night with a buddy and it was pretty much what I expected. If you like Latinas then this place is for you. Place is in a very industrial area that looks kinda shady but at no point were we worried about our safety. Entrance...

Been awhile since visited this club but recently stopped by and it's a whole different vibe now. The area is a still pretty shady area close to DTLA and there is a valet parking as well as some very dark street parking. Anyways, went to visit and I the place...

As promised in other reviews, this club has lots of BBW Latina dancers. And that was what I was in the mood for on Saturday. The club is in a heavily industrial area. I used the $5 valet parking at didn’t have any problems. It was...

Ive been to this club twice. In my opinion the qualty of the girls here is not very high, the majority of them are older and a bit chubby. You absolutely have no privacy while getting a lap dance and the the security is always watching and lighting your...

I came a few times with a friend only to see some girls he knew back then. I don't like the area at night time, plus the security has no gun and does not check anyone half the time. Gangsters go there and if you add cute girls plus drinks...

Well it has been a while since i had gone to Alameda and since it was still being worked on at that time i decided to go back and see if they had finished. Well i guess it was done since the last time since nothing really changed. Like...

So I decided to head back to this club after finding out it reopened. I was kinda eager to see what new changes they made and hoped that they were right ones. Well I was half surprised half disappointed. Decided to go on a slow day because i didn't want...

special alameda, highly recommended if you enjoy girls dancing to spanish music. went on a saturday night around10 pm. available girls about 15. all latina and 1latina/white mix. majority are mature/chubby, but i like chubby girls exhibiting themselves in thongs and ultraheels.

about 4 girls of the girls weere some true...

So I went here on a sat night around 9 oclock and let me say one thing booty! The girls range from old and fat to budwiser model type.the crowd is mostly latino,the girls are latinas with huge asses,(one or 2 of the girls are skinny)The lap dances are ten...

First thing to say about this club, BBW latinas. If this is your flavor then come and enjoy. With 5 dollar valet parking, 5 dollar beers and 10 dollar lap dances, you can have an enjoyable time without breaking the bank. Not a high mileage time. This is a bikini...

Good old Alameda strip is a club that me and a couple co-workers frequent every couple weeks after work. It's a bikini bar, as everyone else has mentioned, with decent prices on drinks. Parking is $5, just pay it because there isn't much in the way of safe street parking...

So this is basically your ghetto-er version of Sam's with a latin flair. Overall its a nice spot to see bikini clad women and grab a few drinks. I've been here a few times and usually don't go for dances because in my opinion they are not worth it in...

I checked out this club out of curiosity. It's located in shady part of down town L.A. When I got to the parking lot, someone approached me in hurry to charge me for the parking. Apparently there was no street parking available on Thursday night. Cost me $5.00. At the...

Another visit to the (bikini bar) Alameda Strip. $5 per drink(2 drink mimimum).No cover. Moneywise very affordable. However, the entertainment value is very poor. There's a weird vibe to this club. The dancers are fairly attractive but, they really don't promote themselves. Its kind of like going to a...

This is a bikini bar. Choice of beer, drinks. Lots of latina dancers. Some decent looking dancers. Waitress has a nice rack. Only like 4 customers inside at the time.Pool tables,bar and general seating area.Lap dances are $10. The lap dance area is out in the open. After observing...

This place went from good to bad in the last few years. All the girls here are over 150 pounds. There used to be beautiful girls in abundance. The was one dancer whose wig fell off on the dance floor. The crowd is ghetto and the place reeks of urine....

And now for something completely random. Ever seen the movie Pulp Fiction?

There's this country song on the soundtrack by The Statler Brothers called "Flowers on the Wall". When I started thinking about what to write for this review it jumped into my head and now I...