Reviews

I randomly strolled in on a Monday afternoon. The place looked dead from the street and there was plenty of parking. I popped in around 1:30 PM and the door man let me in with…

Took a 10 minute Uber to the club from my hotel near the LA Convention center. First timer to this club. Mostly Latino employees and dancers. Less than 10 customers in the place - a…

Stopped by on a Sunday around 4pm, saw 5 or 6 dancers working. No cover. Had IPA’s on draft as well as your traditional beers, daft beers were $5. Started with a Puerto Rican dancer…

I’ve been here a few times to kill just kill some time. Mostly during the day but this review is for a boxing match on a Saturday night. Got here during the prelims, parking lot…

So I reviewed this place about a year ago and I had just started my strip club visiting career. They charge the $5 parking, sometimes there is street parking. I don't believe this place is even worth…

I saw maybe 7 girls 3 of which were at the bar near one guy but talking to each other. All Latinas and black. Sort of cute to pretty bad in quality, but nothing that…

Dances are 15 bucks and the girls are average looking. Went on a Wednesday night and it was completely dead, there were maybe 3 or 4 girls and most were at a table talking to…

First time back at this club since it was closed for repairs and new equipment. The club has about 7 new medium sized TV'S installed for sports.. …

Visited this club on a Thursday night with a buddy and it was pretty much what I expected. If you like Latinas then this place is for you. Place is in a very industrial area…

Been awhile since visited this club but recently stopped by and it's a whole different vibe now. The area is a still pretty shady area close to DTLA and there is a valet parking as…

As promised in other reviews, this club has lots of BBW Latina dancers. And that was what I was in the mood for on Saturday. The club is in a heavily industrial area.…

Ive been to this club twice. In my opinion the qualty of the girls here is not very high, the majority of them are older and a bit chubby. You absolutely have no privacy while…

I came a few times with a friend only to see some girls he knew back then. I don't like the area at night time, plus the security has no gun and does not check…

Well it has been a while since i had gone to Alameda and since it was still being worked on at that time i decided to go back and see if they had finished.…

So I decided to head back to this club after finding out it reopened. I was kinda eager to see what new changes they made and hoped that they were right ones. Well I was…

special alameda, highly recommended if you enjoy girls dancing to spanish music. went on a saturday night around10 pm. available girls about 15. all latina and 1latina/white mix. majority are mature/chubby, but i like chubby…

So I went here on a sat night around 9 oclock and let me say one thing booty! The girls range from old and fat to budwiser model type.the crowd is mostly latino,the girls are…

First thing to say about this club, BBW latinas. If this is your flavor then come and enjoy. With 5 dollar valet parking, 5 dollar beers and 10 dollar lap dances, you can have an…

Good old Alameda strip is a club that me and a couple co-workers frequent every couple weeks after work. It's a bikini bar, as everyone else has mentioned, with decent prices on drinks. Parking is…

So this is basically your ghetto-er version of Sam's with a latin flair. Overall its a nice spot to see bikini clad women and grab a few drinks. I've been here a few times and…

I checked out this club out of curiosity. It's located in shady part of down town L.A. When I got to the parking lot, someone approached me in hurry to charge me for the parking.…

Another visit to the (bikini bar) Alameda Strip. $5 per drink(2 drink mimimum).No cover. Moneywise very affordable. However, the entertainment value is very poor. There's a weird vibe to this club. The dancers are…

This is a bikini bar. Choice of beer, drinks. Lots of latina dancers. Some decent looking dancers. Waitress has a nice rack. Only like 4 customers inside at the time.Pool tables,bar and general seating…

This place went from good to bad in the last few years. All the girls here are over 150 pounds. There used to be beautiful girls in abundance. The was one dancer whose wig fell…

And now for something completely random. Ever seen the movie Pulp Fiction? There's this country song on the soundtrack by The Statler Brothers called "Flowers on the Wall". When I started thinking…