Ships Wheel Reviews

I don't like going down to New Orleans so I thought I'd give this joint a peep. This is not a strip club... It's a Bar. There were exactly 0 strippers there. Beer was cheap and they don't check ID because they'd be out of business otherwise. Place is hella...

This club is down the street from my apartment so I go here most of the time when I go to a strip club. The dancers are pretty, but they're not models. Some of them remember me when I arrive and make small talk. Most of the time I am...

What can I say about this place? I've been here several times I guess i could be considered a regular. Another reviewer said that this place "is a neghiborhood bar that happens to have strippers", that is certainly the case. Truthfully thats why I like this place....

This is the only strip club left in Fat City. Closing times have changed due to recent law changes. The bar closes at midnight during the week and 1 am on Friday and Saturday. it's not the most attractive club I've been to, but club is clean and safe. The...

I didn't expect much here as read by the really old reviews before mine. This place is across the street from illusions. The dancers here were mostly white compared to illusions. There was only two girls that were under thirty. The private dances were ok for a place with a...

I came here knowing full well that it wasn't supposed to be one of the best places in town, but I expected it to be better than it was. I was told this is where the locals go, and that can't be farther from the truth. There was...

Cool place to hang out... more like a neighborhood bar that happens to have dancers. The girls have recently gotten better looking than they were in the past. Overall if you are looking to relax and have some fun this could be the dive for you. ...

Well, the old adage that a rising tide floats all boats must not apply here. In the post-Katrina construction/debris removal/FEMA contractor world there are unprecedented crowds and big improvements at most clubs. Not this one -- still a neighborhood dive with 2-3 marginal women dancing and maybe 1-2...

Seen worse and I have seen better I was there sat night and did meet one lady who made the time there worth while. She had agressive hands. Maybe if I was sober it would have not been so fun, but for this area this is the best club to...

For a strip joint, this place is bad. I haven't been there since I moved from New Orleans in 2002, but I thought this story would add to what everyone else has said about The Wagon Wheel. I was in there, having a beer, and in runs a group...

Stopped by after not frequenting the place for about a year, hoping to see if it had improved. Was a Monday night, about 9PM or so -- so definitely NOT prime timing. However, they had NO dancers at all on the premises -- did sit and have a...

Let's set the record straight, there are no good clubs in Metairie and this is by far the worst. The best thing I can say about the dancers are that they are few in number. I've been in this club a few times with always at least a year in...

This club just plain sucked. I walked in on a friday night at about 2am, and there were NO dancers on stage. One was sitting at the bar with a guy, and the other was giving a private dance. I sat down at the bar and ordered...

Just wanted to add my 2 cents about the Ship's Wheel. Had (a good) reasonto go in the other night (or I likely wouldn't have--can't go into details) and must still agree with omfdizzdog (a recent reviewer). This place stinks (still) and would probably qualify for the top ten worst...