Reviews

This is by far the lamest of lame clubs I have ever been into in my friggin life, and I gotta tell ya, I have been in a lot. Of course, Orlando sucks in…

The place has a really nice setup but the management sucks balls for both customers and dancers... The upstairs air was broken and the bouncers/managers dont care about shit. $10 dances... Dancers are usually sweet…

4 of us were in town for a Bachelor party/getaway. We all had strict instructions from the bride to be "no strip clubs"... mission accomplished. For our formal dinner, I decided to take…

The place looks beautiful and probably should just be airlifted to a nice place and changed into either a fancy restaurant or sports bar, because as "gentlemen's club" it was ehhh... The young ladies were cute,…

Stopped in here on sat night while the UFC fight was on. They used to only have the fights on upstairs, but now it looks like they are on throughout the club. Drink specials must have been…

This place was great back in the 1990s. Then it closed for awhile and reopened. The after noon crew is definitely sub-par. Not very pretty and not very good dancers. Beer is expensive. Sometime I…

Went to Rachels North as part of a bachelor party in January 2008. Eleven of us arrived and told them we were a bachelor party. They called a bouncer over to seat us, he…

I stopped in after a long hiatus, and I found a few gems! First was this puerto rican hottie named Chicago... young, beautiful, hot ass and gorgeous to look at. She has a…

Excellent club - had a great time - awesome looking girls with classy environment. Great Steakhouse too for a reasonable price. Dance quality was better than average and the club was very well appointed. A…

I went here on a day shift Tuesday afternoon. The place was deserted but started to pick around happy hour (5-7). There were a couple good looking girls (7's), but the strict "no…

Went here around 10p.m. on Friday night. Free parking and Valet available. It was a $10 cover for ladies and gents. There is only one dance floor that 2 ladies can dance one. They each…

Typical Orlando club - you can look, but don’t dare try to touch anything. This club probably has the best looking dancers in Orlando. Quality is generally not as good as the best…

This place went through a remodeling over the summer and was closed for a few months.It opened back up about 608 weeks ago and ive stoppped in several times since.The whole bar backs have been…

This place went through a remodeling over the summer and was closed for a few months. It opened back up about 608 weeks ago and ive stoppped in several times since. The whole bar backs have been…

Went here recently over the holidays for lingere night. The place was packed because they had a 2 for 1 steak special, they were even taking reservations. There were some new girls working and a couple were…

Was there on a week night, only three dancers and you couldn't see anything with the pasties. All in all it was about what I expected, but it sucks to not be able to…

Gentlemen. Orlando is not Tampa, but then again how many clubs can you go into in Tampa and see the quality and class of women that you see at all Rachel's clubs. I…

Well, it is what it is. And after frequenting the Tampa and Miami clubs, Rachel's is a disappointment. Having said that, it is what the Orlando area allows- several pretty girls with pasties dancing- Not…

Haven't been able to get to this club again since they reopened. But recently got a chance to check it out after a long time. The club is the same inside including the lunch time buffet, which…