Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

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Billy Deans is overhated and underrated

Billy Deans gets a lot of hate, but I have found it to be worth the price. It's only open 3 days a week, which sucks, but what can you do, it might be some…

jackypauly· 10 mos ago

Friday Night Review

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Went here within the last month or so, after midnight. They're only open Thursday Saturdays 10PM-4 AM, I guess due to them being in a residential shopping plaza in the middle of Bellmore lol. You'd…

Johnny Hockey· 1 yr ago

Check it out but beware at the same time.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Billy is my neighborhood spot and I've been going there for about 15 years. Most of the girls there now are Latina but they have a few Black and White girls.It is located in…

C.R.E.A.M· 1 yr ago

The starter pokemon of strip clubs

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Billy Dean's is the last strip club in Nassau and it certainly feels like it. It's only open thursday-saturday nights, is in the middle of a shopping plaza on a major road, and is staffed…

johnnyfappleseed· 1 yr ago

Was not expecting much and didn't expect much

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Went there for the first time at 230 at night. Location is in a small plaza with parking in an intersection so not discrete but that doesn't bother me. $20 to get in. Inside is…

s4ms0n· 1 yr ago

Honestly underrated

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Club is located in a small strip mall at a somewhat busy intersection, nice area but not very discrete. Very dim outside and you might not even notice it/think it's closed if you didn't know…

johnnyygeee· 2 yrs ago

Billy Deans is a solid club for what it is

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I have been to Billy Dean's more than once, always on Thursdays. It is only open Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, which is a bit annoying, but I have always had a good time there The prices…

jackpaul6869· 2 yrs ago

I'm going to go back more often now, especially to see her

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I last reviewed this place December 8, 2019. I went a couple times since then, but then covid hit this country and the state closed all the bars for a year and a half.…

WhoopWhoop· 2 yrs ago

The Ol' Dusty Trail

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Look man, plain and simple - if you're inclined towards strip clubs in strip malls, you're going to dig on Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe. I've been on different days at different times, and always find…

halfwitpiehole· 3 yrs ago

This place is weird, even by Long Island standards

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This place is weird, even by Long Island standards. It's in a strip mall, and only open Thursday-Saturday after 10 pm, probably to comply with the Karens of the area. I walk in on a Thursday…

johnnyfappleseed· 3 yrs ago

Similar to Jimmy Dean's Breakfast Sausage

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Bellmore, NY. Long Island. Nassau County. In a strip mall on the intersection of Newbridge and Bellmore Avenue. This is the closest club to where I grew up, you don't even think about crime in…

Muddy· 4 yrs ago3

A small but sweet club.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Billy Dean’s. Now this is a club to remember. I’ve been here a few times so I thought I’d set some things straight here. Set right in a small strip club next to a family…

ShrakKing· 5 yrs ago3

Fresh Talent (Neubies) Make for a Great Club Experience. No Hardcore Dancers Working @ BDSC. Great Night Out.

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

It has been years since I have been to Billy Deans Showtime Cafe. I decided to stop in after a lame date for a drink and ended up spending the rest of the evening. I…

LongLegs2· 6 yrs ago1

worth going back to now.

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Years ago I used to visit there a lot, it's close to home and I had several regulars I liked. But my favorite dancers and the good looking ones left so I hadn't been…

WhoopWhoop· 6 yrs ago

Who the fuck is Billy Dean

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and there…

Muddy· 6 yrs ago

Decent place to catch up with friends while looking at attractive women scantily clad.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Billy Deans is located in a strip mall so while parking is free, the vibe outside is a little unusual. Once you step inside, it looks more like a traditional strip club. The…

FredFredFred· 6 yrs ago

Been a long time

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So I decided to come back to this place after hearing some changes that happened. I went on a Thursday around like 10-11 at night and it’s the same cover 15 bucks and 18yr olds…

mike45rock· 7 yrs ago

Not much privacy here

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Billy Deans is probably the strangest club I have ever been to. Definitely the smallest, and one of my weirdest club experiences. The set up is very tiny. There is one stage and it was…

gherkin· 7 yrs ago

Oil ‘rassin

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went there on a Saturday night and was treated to some hot oil wrestling. I was even pulled on stage and got my ass slapped infront of the people there ... that was interesting, but…

Thebigtuna2017· 7 yrs ago

An Unusual Club -- And I Liked It.

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

In order for a review to actually be useful, I feel like sometimes you need to clarify your perspective or attitude first. Strip clubs are an only-when-I-travel thing, so my visits tend to be…

m0nkeyb0ne· 8 yrs ago

Not bad

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went there on a quiet Thursday night. There want many customers or dancers. (6 or 7) but the dancers there were diverse. Mostly young college girls. It's a small club but spacious enough and well…

Shlong2· 8 yrs ago

great local spot

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This is one of the best strip clubs I've ever been to on L.I. Chicks are local college girls mostly and are good for a drink and 6 min lap dance. Been here for a…

jsmizzle079· 9 yrs ago

Best first date ever yummy.

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

These damn dancers are not amateurs they come from a long line of entertainment and fun once you step through these doors you are in paradise and in a whole nother place all your worries…

tuscl· 9 yrs ago

2 Saturday visits ... completely different experiences

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Most recently I went in on Saturday 10pm and the girls just arrived (they open at 8am.) Less than 10 customers inside they had 3 girls on. White, Black and Columbian. 1 girl was taken…

DeviousNY· 9 yrs ago

So heres the deal guys....this place is located in north bellmore, which is a pretty nice and safe town....im actually suprised this place is operational but once inside you will understand. There is a…

david82comic· 9 yrs ago

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Reviews

Billy Deans is overhated and underrated

Friday Night Review

Check it out but beware at the same time.

The starter pokemon of strip clubs

Was not expecting much and didn't expect much

Honestly underrated

Billy Deans is a solid club for what it is

I'm going to go back more often now, especially to see her

The Ol' Dusty Trail

This place is weird, even by Long Island standards

Similar to Jimmy Dean's Breakfast Sausage

A small but sweet club.

Fresh Talent (Neubies) Make for a Great Club Experience. No Hardcore Dancers Working @ BDSC. Great Night Out.

worth going back to now.

Who the fuck is Billy Dean

Decent place to catch up with friends while looking at attractive women scantily clad.

Been a long time

Not much privacy here

Oil ‘rassin

An Unusual Club -- And I Liked It.

Not bad

great local spot

Best first date ever yummy.

2 Saturday visits ... completely different experiences

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