Crazy Horse Reviews

Don’t go! No VIP, $20 to park and $20 to get in, only two girls working being hogged the whole time by two guys. This was my second time going; the first time I literally didn’t see a single girl. I paid the $40, got a drink, saw...

I went here with my wife on a Saturday evening. The cover was $40 dollars and the valet parking was $20. The club was throwing a party and it was absolutely packed from end to end. Topless dances were done out in the open because all the...

I live in Miami but was in Detroit for a few days for a strip-club vacation and I hit several clubs.

I visited Crazy Horse (CH) on Friday eve 7/18/14 around 10:30 pm. I hit a few clubs while in the D and its already been a about a week...

I went on a Friday night about 12:30. It cost $20 to get in which is pretty standard for black strip clubs after about 11 or so. The dancers were good across the board. All of them had big asses, which is how it's supposed to be. The smallest ass...

OK, I finally went and checked out CH, first of all please take notice that it was early when I went in (around 4:30pm) and stayed til around 5:45pm. I chose to park on the street, which is probably not the best ideal, but I hate letting those fucking valets...

Had to check out the horse havent been here since 2009. Got there around 11 o'clock parking lot was packed so I just parked at the collision shop next door which I didnt feel to comfortable with but my car was fine the entry fee to ge in was...

Thought I'd check them out for first time. It definitely will be my last!
Went in on Friday afternoon on my way to my regular club- DejaVu in Highland Park. Was a waste of time and money.
Nobody was dancing on stage. I saw 3-4 girls all sitting at table talking. One...

Well, this place is hit or miss. I went a couple days ago because I haven't been to a club in a while. I always liked this place because it does have VIP rooms. They removed the curtain for some reason, and they have increased the price to get in...

I was here last Sunday (Feb 19th 2012) with 6 friends and had the worst time of my life.
First, the parking was mandatory valet and he charged 10 bucks per car
Second, the cover is listed as 5 but the lady asked for 10 (in fact she asked for 20 and...

This is a cool club. It's not the nicest place around, but the layout is pretty unique. Theater-style seats surround the stage, and if you sit near the stage and tip, the girls will often come down and give you a lap dance during their show. A few dollars go...

I went to this club in October of 2009 with four friends. We had a great time but we each probably spent at least close to $200 a piece. I rated the dancer quality a 6 but I really didn't mind the dancers. I'm not the type who likes thick...

Went here with a few of my friends on a night when we didn't have anything better to do. A couple people I were with (girls) were underage, so we throw in $100 and they got in. There wasn't anything special about the club, it's a decent club with decent...

Thought I'd written a review of this place and submitted it.

Typical strip club in so-so area so valet parking is a good idea ($6?). Being the afternoon, I believe there was no cover. Dancers, I think there were 6, were so-so overall (I think...

I had a really nice time at this club. The girls were smelling good and looked like professional dancers. It was very packed with alot of energy. Money was flying everywhere in the club. The dancers make money in this bar. The crazyhorse is a nice clean on the upscale...

Arrived at 8pm with a male friend. They charged me 20 and him 10 which wasn't ok. some of the girls were ok looking but this one girl was small and petite with a bad boob job. At some points you couldn't tell they were fake but she was...

Not very busy when I went in with some buddies, one of which works close by. Hot waitstaff and door sweetie was as hot. Bartenders we nice as well. Was only there for one dancer who had some great tits and a bootie to die for. The DJ played...

Decided to stop by after my visit downtown. Arrived around 7 p.m. on a Saturday and it looked like they were not open. The door guy let me in without charging a cover. I sat at the bar for about an hour and no dancers were on stage or walking...

I decided to stop by last Thursday night after 7p.m. Hardly any dancers working or any customers in the place. They did a nice job of remodeling but very slow. With the several girls working, only one seemed in the 7-8 range. The others we mostly in the 4-5 range....

Looks nice after being remodeled. Big wide open space. Dj booth at one end, entrance and bar at the other. Now there are 5-6 booths that run on each side of the clubs long walls parallel to the stage. The stage is a dumbell shape like the...

Went to the Grand Opening and all I can say is WOW!!! Now if they can keep up the image with the local talent than this club will be the hot spot. The ladies were 7 to 10s and the food was very well prepared. I am...

I like to stop in from time to time here. I dropped by on a recent Saturday afternoon, and the place was hopping. They run drink specials Saturday afternoon's , $1 a beer, the price is right!! The new VIP doesn't cost any money to get into,...

Stopped at this club in the early evening hours on a Saturday. There weren't many girls working and the place wasn't that busy. Beers were cheap, even cheaper than pop for some reason. This seemed like a club where the locals just hang out, as anybody the girls were sitting...

I have stopped in here many times through the years. Doc, the owner has changed his concept from time to time and the current club is now part of the Crazy Horse chain of strip clubs. There is one main stage in the middle of the club with booths...

Stopped by here on a uesdy afternoon for a couple beers and a couple dances. Girls ranged from 6 - 9+, about seven working. Sat for a while with very nice dancer, PJ. Dances were pretty good, with good contact from here and moderate contactin return. ...

Went there thursday afternoon. nice place, beer is only $3. Had a dance from renee, nice contact. There are a few parking spots in the back street which is free. Otherwise you have to pay valet parking. If you are attending SAE in Detroit, you can get a free lunch...