Lusty Lady Reviews

I visited the LL because I'm an exhibitionist and several reviewers had suggested this would be a good place for my type. I actually didn't find the place icky at all. However, the dancers that I saw were pretty nasty, unless you are into REALLY, REALLY curvy. ...

Just an update to my last review below based on several recent visits to the LL over several days.

This place just keeps getting better and better in my opinion. Not the building, or the booths, they're still pretty scummy and probably always will be, but the GIRLS are better than...

First time at the Lusty, or at any other "club" like it. Can't beat the value if it's what you're looking for. Two girls on stage were fun and pretty. One was slim and shaved with a couple tattoos. Dancing was more mild than I was...

Happened to be in SF again for a few days so I stopped in at the LL three afternoons in a row (Tues, Wed, Thurs). Just quick visits so I didn't have time to do a statistically significant survey, but on each occasion I got to see about 5 girls....

I stopped in while in town recently. There were four dancers in the peep booths at all times. They were all taking their time and weren't overly attentive but at the same time they made eye contact and tried to please all the active booth members. Depending on one's taste...

I had read a ton of reviews about this place and wanted to see it for myself. It is located right next door to the Hustler Club. The place is pretty seedy, run down. The booths are around the corner past the desk on the right. ...

This club is always worth a stop when in the City on business. It's no frills but gets the job done. Who can complain at having a private booth to enjoy the view of naked not-so-bad women in close proximty with clear lighting. If you're looking for...

Often when I'm in SF I'll end up stopping by here while checking out some of the strip clubs. It's always worth a stop because it won't dent your budget at all since it doesn't cost much at all to see the dancers and decide if it's worth staying....

Awesome; video booths, peep show dancing, and a 1-1 booth. Talk to a girl with no distractions while watching each other get off. She'll play with herself and with toys as long as you keep paying. Tipping and asking nicely for what you want goes a long...

I’ve always been a big fan of the LL so on a recent business trip to SF I checked it out several times over the course of a number of days. My hotel was relatively close to the LL so if I walked in and found that none of the...

I had never been here, but heard it was worth checking out, so I stopped by. This place is a 'Peep Show' where for $1 you can check out naked ladies in a booth setting - No cover charge. The ladies were constantly nude, which was nice,...

Stopped by the Lusty Lady on an impulse...ok let's call it a compulsion. This is a place that has to be kept in perspective. There is no question that it is a bargan. You can get in, get off and get out for very little money and...

Unimpressive, though kind of typical for San Francisco. No touching, of course. But there's also no real communication with the dancer, which is kind of a drag.

The physical condition of this place is just revolting. So long as you don't touch anything or breathe, you should be just fine.

Dancers were...

Following the very positive visit described in my review below, I visited the LL many more times over the next couple of days (I was staying at a hotel within walking distance). Now I can speak on the basis of a statistically valid survey - the quality of the...

Back in SF on business again on Thursday and since I'm such a fan of the hit-and-miss Lusty Lady I decided to pay her another visit. As mentioned in previous reviews by both myself and others, the dancer quality at the LL varies dramatically. In probably 20 years of visits,...

The LL is a classic SF location. I used to go here right after high school...but now I am back as an adult and I couldn't resist a visit. It hasn't changed at all. Enter off Kearny, pretending that you are walking amongst the mixed neighborhood (strip-clubs and regular clubs)...

Sorry for the long delay. I visited the LL again in early November a couple of days after my visit on Halloween night. I reported on the Halloween visit (which was not good) but I recently realized that I had not reported on the second visit (which was MUCH more...

Visited the LL several times on Halloween night between 11:00 pm and 12:30 am. It was essentially deserted, and I soon found out why. I've been to the LL many times over many years so I know it's a hit-or-miss proposition. Well, tonight was a big-time "miss". There were 4...

The main stage was a bit boring, I didn't like the fact that you couldn't get such a great look through the window.

But I loved the private booths -- got a great show, she looked like a college girl, young and intellectual with glasses, Miranda was her name I think....

After reading all the reviews of this place, I had to check it out for myself. I've made 2 trips out to San Fran in the last few months, and been to the Lusty around 4 times. As they say, chances are, you've never experienced anything like this!

Come...

What i like about lusty lady is that the girls here are real. they arent faking it- they like what they do and they seem to want to entertain the guys. The place isnt the most upscale in the world but it isnt too expensive and they deliver the goods....

I love this club ! Best deal in the whole U.S.A. ! For a mere few dollars you can see pussy lips just a inch away. The place ain't pretty, the girls aren't the best in town, but still if you're feelin' a little horny, and don't have a lotta...

My friends and I use to pop into this club because it was fun to watch how grossed out someone becomes the first time they experience one of the booths here. After having not such a bad experience at the Seattle club of the same name, my friend and...

Pul-ease. Have seen better looking girls in police line-ups. Hate to be mean, but they were the worst. Butt-ugly. Either skinny beyond compare, or obese, and I do mean obese. Offered some sort of liquid drug on the premises by a kind gentleman. Cheap, and worth every penny of it....

The LL is always a hit of miss place and my most recent visit was no exception. I've been there many times and those experiences have ranged from ratings of 10+ to zero. It all depends on the girls. The atmosphere is total sleaze. Dark, dingy, a restroom that you...