Lusty Lady
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1101 Peter Macchiarini Steps, San Francisco, CA 94133, USA*

Visited the LL again a number...

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MrLapDance
Dec 16, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited the LL again a number of times afternoon and evening over several days on a recent trip to SF. I've reviewed the LL previously and I have to say that even though my previous reviews have been very good, this place just keeps getting better and better. The physical "club" is just as dirty and dingy as always, the mens room is AWFUL, but the stage where the girls dance and girl's side of the private pleasures booth appear neat and clean, so at least you get the sense that the girls work in a cleaner environment than the customers have to tolerate. I give the physical club a 6 rating even though in absolute terms it's probably about half that, but it is what it is, and it's been that way for a long time and I continue to come here in spite of the sticky floors (which I admit to have contributed to) and the horrible mens room. Anyway, the reason to come here is NOT because the LL is a beautiful, chrome, walnut, marble and velvet palace ... you come here if you're a voyeur (or possibly voyeur + exhibitionist) and you love to watch the attractive young "Lusties" perform for you (which I do). As others have correctly stated, the mix of ladies is quite eclectic in terms of ethnicity and general appearance. Occasionally you'll find someone who's probably over 30 but most girls appear to be in the early to mid 20's. There's usually someone for every taste from slender to 40 lbs overweight, big breasts, tiny breasts, blonde hair, black hair, pink hair, tats, no tats, piercings, no piercings, shaved and totally natural. There are usually a few stunners as measured by anyone's standards. There is also a nice camaraderie among the girls on-stage most of the time, and for the most part, they appear to get along with each other very well. I'm not sure why I find this important, but somehow it just makes the whole thing "feel right" I guess.

I was hoping to see Ginny and Wendy during this visit, but sadly, even though they were both listed on the on-line schedule, I wasn't able to find either of them on-stage during my several days in the area. Luckily, management sent in appropriate replacements in the forms of Bettina, Sadie, Georgia, and Courtney (and another cute, young, blonde hottie whose name I'm still trying to discover). These 5 Lusties were simply outstanding. All were extremely attractive by anyone's standards (9 - 10 on my scale), but what really made them stand out was that they all appeared to honestly enjoy what they were doing ... yeah, yeah, I can hear you saying "they're just acting dickbrain", but I really don't think that's true. These girls all had the most wonderful sincere smiles and I honestly believe that they enjoy knowing that they're turning their customers on. I believe it helps immensely to treat the girls the way you would like to be treated and to be friendly and appreciative. I also tend to spend a relatively long time with any dancer that I enjoy watching. If you're willing to put $5's, $10's, or even an occasional $20 into the machine, you'll get to spend enough time with your new friend to get to know her a little bit, and you won't be interrupted every minute with the window closing. Smiling and eye contact are two way streets and I believe that if you smile and compliment the lady who's performing for you (wave "hello, how are you doing?", "what's your name?", give her a thumbs up, mouth "you have such beautiful eyes" to her, say thank you, etc.) and do anything you can to let her know that you appreciate what she's doing (BTW, do NOT give her orders!), then she will respond in kind and give you an even better show. Most of the Lusties are real sweethearts and if you treat them nicely you are likely to be rewarded with an incredibly hot show. At least it seems to work for me.

So, to my ATF list, I now add Bettina, Sadie, Georgia, and Courtney (and a player to be named later when I find out what her name is). Thanks for several incredible times ladies - you're all wonderful, sexy sweethearts and I can't wait to see you again!

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