Reviews

So I was traveling to SF this week and now I want catch up on my review. The pros: this place is open until 5 am, they were serving some beers until 5 am, the girls generally were friendly, pretty, and not pushy, and you can get a finish there. The Cons: The pricing on everything once in the door. $60 for a topless lapdance (one song). $100 for a nude lapdance (one song). $500 you can touch them barely no petting (one song). 1 k you get 20 minutes in VIP, heavy petting but mouth / FIV. 5 k they "stop caring what you're doing in the room (the guards)" and you get an hour with them. One girl said for $15 k I could get FS. I opted to do some watching, tipping on stage to get some attention and sitting with me for a few to chat, but checked out before the little man could try to max out my cards.

I’ve avoided visiting NCT when I’m in SF because of the reviews here. On this night there was a serious drought at the other clubs so I decided to finally visit. It is in the middle of the tenderloin. So many strung out homeless people within feet of the entrance. I don’t remember the cover but it was around $20. Inside I find a large room with seething facing a large stage with one overweight girl dancing. Another overweight girl came and did her flirting thing and I had her show me the place. She took me upstairs to a long corridor with a bunch of rooms with curtained doors but no sign of security or anyone else. The rooms had a long vinyl bench with hand sanitizer and wipes. The girl said this is where they take clients when they want to really be satisfied and implied nothing was off limits. I wasn’t attracted to her and declined her advances. Back downstairs I spent more time observing the scenery. No other customers. Probably 8 girls there, all chubby. Not my cup of tea. I start walking out when another girl approaches and starts talking. She rubs my lil guy and tries to convince me to go private. She straight up tells me everything is on the table. I wasn’t attracted to her and declined and left. I didn’t ever get a price for extra activities. If you like chubby girls or just want an easy conquest this is the place for you. If not, pass.

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Neighborhood is FUCKED UP. Right in the heart of the tenderloin, terrible place for a strip club. Homeless tweakers everywhere. I'm not worried about me, but I'm in a rental car. I don't have comprhenesive coverage. If one of these little fuckstains breaks my window to look in my change cup, I'll be paying that. Walk up to an asian dude full neck tattoos and shit looked like Yakuza guy. Pat down and in you go. Asian girl at the desk cover was $20 I think. In you go. Layout is one main stage, seating all around. Inside it's pretty nice, kind of felt like a planetarium. I was the only customer on a Friday night. I can't remember the time but it wasn't early, this club probably doesn't have too long then, that's just unstainable. Dancers 4. 3 white, 1 mixed. One 4, Two 7's and one 8 I would say. Some silicone on a couple of the girls. The rest the natural. I was talking with Cherry who had the whole super liberal librarian look going on, yeah I know talk about zero sex appeal but she was friendly. She gave me lowdown on the prices. She was also telling me how the homeless outside just need love and affection and free access to drugs, healthcare and free house. Yeah shit why didn't I think of that! Anyway I saw this one girl dancing on stage, I'm blanking on the name now, black and greek girl. Long black hair, nice ass/tit combo. I said let me just get dances with this girl. You pay up front, it's $25 for fully clothed, I think it was $50 for topless and $75 for nude. At that point just keep the clothes it's all good. I always thought the nude was overatted I'm not certainly paying TRIPLE for it. The dance area is in an open door well lit room behind the stage, as I was the only customer great privacy. It felt like something out of star wars to be honest with you. They might've redid the place. Decent two way allowed, grabbing her tits, decent grind. Not the most electric personality, not super into it but maybe she was just shy idk. It was good for a test dance. End of the day decent dances, not a big lineup espeically if this is a Friday night primetime lineup of 4 girls and no customers. FUCKING AWFUL location. Move your strip club out of one of the most fucked up areas in America. I wanted to check it out as it was the only strip club left in San Francisco I hadn't checked out yet. Got back to my car quick to make sure there weren't any hood rats sleeping in it.

I arrived here after 11 pm on a Sunday, finding the place quite quiet with only two other customers and a couple of dancers in the booths. The spacious room felt even emptier due to the low turnout. As soon as I sat down, I was approached for a dance, but I declined, wanting to settle in. The dancer respectfully backed off. After about 20 minutes, the onstage performer had been absent for at least 5 minutes. Another girl came up to me and offered a blowjob in the VIP room for $600. So, we went up to the VIP room and had fun. However, she said there were various add ons like the room fee, 20% service fee, etc. So, it ended up being $1,000 in total for the VIP room. The girl was fairly attractive, pale skin with brunette hair, natural looking. I did not end up getting a lap dance or drinks or anything. I stayed for the VIP room experience and then ended up leaving. It was fun, but it felt very expensive and the various hidden add ons and service fees left me feeling taken advantage of.

Have been to this club a couple of times. It's pretty spartan inside, with a semicircular stage towards the back, private rooms behind the stage, and more private "vip" rooms upstairs. There's a "bar" that's really just a small counter where they serve (expensive) soft drinks. Dancers are a mixed bag, some very attractive, some a bit overweight. I found a few of them to be slightly pushy, but most were nice. prices are fairly steep, and the price and time limit seem to vary based on the dancer. Nude dances behind the stage around $100, the rooms upstairs $500+. Neighborhood is terrible, it's in the heart of the tenderloin on Larkin. Definitely picks up after midnight, but is totally dead before 10pm.

I frequented the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater (MBOT) for many years, but it closed in late 2020. I decided to try the New Century Theater (NCT) at 10 pm last night because their website currently offers free entry plus a free lapdance from 7 pm to midnight, Sunday - Tuesday. While the New Century Theater is only two blocks away from the former MBOT, its surroundings seem more scarier. Also, I was carded and frisked at NCT, which was a first. (MBOT also had bouncers at the door, but their main roles seemed to be opening doors and escorting dancers.) The woman working the front desk took a few hellos to look up from her phone, then tried to charge me $20 for entry. After I recited the website offer twice, she waived the admission fee and gave me a ticket for a free lap dance. The NCT interior looks nice, and its stage chairs are much more comfortable than the worn theater seats in the former MBOT. A bottle of water sells for $8 (I passed). Each set ran three songs (fully clothed, topless, nude) and the music was mostly electronic. I heard the same song (Operator by Chris Lake) twice within the space of 10 minutes. A free suggestion for clubs and dancers: you're better off with two-song sets (topless, nude) since (a) the fully clothed set is largely a waste of time and (b) three sets of two songs will bring in more tips than two sets of three songs. I saw six dancers onstage and about eight customers, including one couple. Unlike at MBOT, there were no long delays between dancers. (MBOT was notoriously disorganized.) Of the six dancers, one (Princess) was nicely built, two were rail-thin and flat, and three were each 50 - 100 lb overweight. A seventh dancer (Genevieve? Jasmine?) whom I did not see onstage was the most attractive, so I let her take me on a tour of the lap-dancing space upstairs. I exchanged the ticket for what turned out to be a 30-second lap dance during which she explicitly pitched full service (blowjob + sex) for $3,000 (!), which included a $500 room fee. I politely declined. I never got more than lap dances at MBOT, but my understanding is that her proposed rate was roughly 5-10 times that at MBOT. Others former MBOT regulars may know better. So while I can't recommend NCT (scary neighborhood, frisking, few attractive dancers, and mind-boggling prices) and don't plan to return, this might be a good time for the curious to try the offer of free admission and a free (if fleeting) lap dance. Does anyone know where the former MBOT dancers are now? I miss Kayleigh Pierce, Nikki Chase, Crystal Winter, Honey Jones, Leilani Jade, and others.

I thought I'd try New Century again. It'd been a while and I hoped for improvement, but it was just the same. Early on a Thursday evening, I thought it might be more lively than the last time I'd visited. But it was pretty grim. The room seems cavernous when it's empty, and it was certainly that. I half expected to see a lonely janitor mopping to a mournful saxophone. Or a tumbleweed or two blowing past. I saw no other human in the place. Then, two dancers, a dirty blonde and a mousey brunette, came out from whatever hiding place they were in and lazily made their way toward me. Not unattractive, but not model or even dancer types, they seemed pleased that someone was there, but there was no showmanship or flirtation. Just "Hey, wanna dance?". I don't expect dancers to fall in love or even care what I say, but I think part of the successful job description is to feign interest in a customer. None of that here. Nothing even as detached as salesmanship. Obviously, I'm not here to give director notes, but this just wasn't interesting to me. I smiled and declined their offers. One suggested the back room, but I could tell that illusion and playfulness wouldn't be on her menu. So, off they went. Poof! You know that sinking feeling when you know the club you're in is a dead ball? When you sit there waiting alone, watching the doors for dancer entrances, nursing your drink with your carnal optimism debating your common sense? I was there for another half hour and I got up and left. You feel like a sucker walking out past the receptionist who took your entrance fee after only a few minutes. I remember a few great times at NC, but not in years. Is the night shift better?

From the outside the place looks great. So I approached the bouncer and asked for details. He told me it was $20 to get in and they only had a few girls working right now but more would be in soon. I decided to give it a try since mbot down the road was dead. As I walked in I noticed this place was clean. The lady at the front took my $20. Made me remove my hat and keep it at the front desk and I walked in through the beaded curtains. The setting is one large open room and a giant stage against the far wall. They have spent some money on this place. There are random tables sorted through the room and benches along the walls. I sat down and waited for a stage show to begin. After 30 min of no stage dancers, no dancers coming to talk and only a sighting of two total girls one which was bald I decided to come back later. Came back maybe an hour later and it was the exact same scene. This was a weekend night just before midnight. And they couldn’t have had more than three girls working. I left again after another 30 minutes and no stage show. The place is nice and clean. But they need to focus on getting more dancers. Revamp the place and get some energy in there. I have never been so bored at a club.

So on a very rare occasion, i end up walking in around 1:00 am. I am a day time or early evening guy. I dont really frequent clubs late nights especially weekend nights. I had not been here in years. I think only once since DJV took control. There is no day schedule here, so it is one reason i have not gone in. So I figure its open and im nearby, it wont hurt to pop in and see what is going on. Well i pay the cover at the door and before i can even get into the main stage are I have two velociraptors pulling on me to go in the back. Really ? i have not even made it through the door. The really crazy thing was that they were not even working together, at least i dont think they were. I will admit, I may have been interested in each of them had they not been so agressive. One was a super tall hot black girl, and the other a super tall blonde, both with big fake boobs. Really neither one were really my type, but both smoking hot. I knew they had to be big time ROBs. So i make it in the door, and it looks like a frat party. Im not kidding you, like a bunch of frat boy types all standing up gathered in little groups. Im still barley in the door and two more vultures are on me. Again they are not working together. One tall blonde one quickly loses interest and scurries away to another walking ATM that wandered too far away from his pack. This other small curvy one, who was more my type is now questioning me why i came in by myself? Really? ok? She keeps insisting we should go have some fun and throws out some stupid ridiculous price. It was like 5 times what a MBOT girl would start with, and then even proceeds to tell me that not much is going to happen. I actually laughed and told her, in the nicest way i could, to please move away from me, because she was still clinging on to me as i was trying to move away. I would have had more respect for the gilrs if they would have just begged for money. It was horrible, like the worst strip club experience i have ever had. It is really too bad, because all of the girls looked pretty hot, and this place way back in the day was more fun that MSC before MSC was off the hook legendary cheap dirty fun. I will never go back, unless i want to have a good laugh.

At one time, way back when, this used to be a decent place. Those days are long gone. This place is more expensive than other SF strip clubs to get into and then once inside it's much more expensive, stupidly more expensive, to have any kind of private dance. Yes, you get your free coke after having spent 35 bucks to get in, but that's not much of a consolation. And yes, there are a few cute girls in this place. But the last several times I've come to this place, I've left feeling burned.

So after a long night out in SF with my lady, we decided to spice things up at New century. Spoiler alert: the club is not that crazy but perfect for couples. Dancers: lots and lots of them! Although most of them are on their cellphones which is kind of annoying. They were pretty low pressure for the most part which was nice. My girl got a lap dance after one got off stage but outside of that is was calm. Quality of girls was high! Low mileage club. Venue: it was actually upscale and there is only 1 stage. Note that there isn’t a bar and there aren’t waiters like at gold club. I had to flag someone down to get 2 waters which is weird in a strip club. Overall: not worth the $$$ but did it’s job to keep my girl happy. If you want a extras spot or real club hit MTOB

How depressing, this place has really taken a turn for the worst in the hustle department. Pay the man up front, walk in and immediately two girls come up to me hustling me for a "tour" before my eyes can get adjusted. I politely decline and sit to watch the stage - thinking there'd be a dancer out any minute. Tick tock tick tock...silence. then finally a girl comes out. Meanwhile this thin blonde (too thin...) comes over and wants me to keep her company. Then she wants me to take the "tour". We head to the back, she puts me in a "room" so to speak and starts getting very handy. Now she's quoting some wild prices. I'm like "You gotta be kidding me". I mean don't get me wrong I appreciate a good dance and don't mind paying for what you get. I'm just not into the "extras" thing you know? I came in to relax and see pretty girls on stage, maybe talk to a few, maybe get a lap dance, maybe not. But for sure I want it on MY terms. $40 going rate for a starter lap dance it seems, prices go up - WAY up, from there. I just said "it's ok.. I want to go back to see the stage shows" and I got up and left. Just then some other dude came in looking as perplexed as I did. Soon as she knew it was "no sale" with me, she jumped up and hit the gas for the new hustle prospect before one of the other girls got to him. I think that's the new vibe here - no more cat and mouse. Its more like yellowjackets clamoring over a fresh piece of bbq chicken at an August party. Be careful - don't get stung! But if that's what you want then go for it. It's all about cash. Their job is to take yours and make it theirs, leaving you with a silly smile on your face. And they do their jobs quite well....quite well indeed.