Here's What This Club Doesn't Have:...
Here's what this club doesn't have: valet parking, soft/cushy recliners, fancy decor, a location in a major city, prostitution. But it also doesn't have pretension, gold-digging bitch dancers (not many anyway), angry/muscular bouncers, expensive lap dances, stupid rules. And it generally doesn't have high-roller prick customers who think...