Reviews

This black friday I texted two of my ATF and they both said they werent working at thier respective clubs. I was kind of bummed, but decided what better time to try out Johnny…

As people have stated, afternoons give you better mileage with dances. Security isn’t as strict and the 2 booths in the back are the best. The front 2 are less private therefore the girls aren’t…

Stopped in a couple times in the past month. Off-peak times so was not too busy, about 6-8 dancers and 10-12 patrons. As noted, there are usually a few in the 8 - 8.5 range,…

This is an absolute great hidden gem. Its tucked away on the Clifton/Paterson border. Bartenders are friendly...10% of the girls are a 8-10 (on a scale of 1-10). The rest are all 6's and…

Decided to give this club a shot based on the quality of lap dances praised in the reviews. Location: As described previously bar area on the left when you walk in and a lower stage with…

I normally go to lookers or breathless or cheeques, decided to give this place a try and now I remember why I go where I do. Was there since 8am for leggs and eggs, none…

So, last Friday I took a trip to the Hitching post, well actually two. The first time I went was right after work around 5pm. The place was packed, the dollar parade was in full…

I decided to go for Legs and Eggs on Friday. I’ve only been a couple of times for breakfast, and I wasn’t sure what to expect, as it’s been several months. There was ample parking in…

On Columbus Day I decided to visit again the Hitching Post. I arrived around 2 p.m. and I stayed for a couple of hours. This area of Paterson is safe and easily accessible by car…

Visited this place for second time . Easy access off rout 80, and would much rather go in the afternoon than at night. Looked like all new names on schedule , so wanted to check…

Been here on all days of the week, but most recently on Wednesday. I like visiting other places to try new things but always find myself coming back to johnny as. I can always seem…

Born, raised and have done the majority of my early mongering in Paterson. Now when I say this hands down has the best looking girls in town, I mean. I actually had to check my…

I stopped in on my way home from work on a Wednesday afternoon. I’ve been here many times, and the dancer quality is good. The challenge is finding a dancer you find hot who will…

My experiences have improved here over the years. Maybe that just comes with more familiarity with the girls and vice-versa. Have a good list of semi-regulars / repeats and occasionally branch out. Stopped in the…

Visited HP on Sunday evening around 9p. Parking lot was full, including the adjacent area by the traffic light. Upon entering, there was a bouncer at the door, but no frisking or cover charge. The…

I am not in NJ very often and the whole bikini club concept in foreign to me. I got here about 9:30 and the bouncer had to approve my entry. The bar seats seem…

I visited the club again on a very humid Wednesday early afternoon. The bar was full but I managed to get a seat in the back near the bathroom. Friendly bartenders, they have specials every…

Although I have been to most of the down town clubs in Patterson on Market street that open at night , had never been to the Post. Exit 57A off Rt 80. I saw the…

Was in the area so stopped by given good reviews. No cover and the place was 80% full. Found an empty spot at the bar and grabbed a corona for $5. Mostly…

The NJ club environment has been on a significant downturn. In my 10 years of clubbing there was a time when I could have 10 options to visit throughout the state for a guaranteed good…

Went around noon, surprisingly there were a few dancers there already and a steady stream came in til there were about a dozen. There were also about a dozen customers. Dancers are mostly white,…

Decided to pop in (and up) for the Legs and Eggs. Ive been here a few times now and the Friday mornings at this place are there to serve one purpose. The place…

was getting a bit tied of the the clubs i normally go to. decided on my day off to head to the hitching post and catch the leggs and eggs friday special. unfortunately i missed…

Passing through Northern NJ on a Sunday afternoon and thought I should see what it has to offer. Picked the Hitching Post since it opens at noon. I walked through the door at 5:10pm and…

First time I visited the HP. Location felt safe, at least during my afternoon visit. Only three blocks from the local hospital, where you can reach local transportation and taxis, in case you don't drive.…