Pumps Plus Reviews

Go in with low expectations and you'll have a good time. Dancer bodies were decent, faces were not. They were friendly though and worked for those dollars. Saw three different dancers: First was a good dancer with a beat up face, okay tits, and a pretty good ass; second one...

Dingy place at one end of a strip mall on rt. 36. Dance floor in the middle of a long rectangular bar. Yes, the barmaids have huge racks but that about it. Place is run down and dingy.

There were two dancers both brunettes. One was cute...

So it's pretty much always the same story here. Sammy or Meggin tending bar and showing their tits for better bar tips. A couple of passable American dancers, and by a couple I mean like exactly 2 or sometimes 1 or 3. Marisa (newer) and Marisa (longtime)...

After a very long absence I decided to pay a visit to this place in the early afternoon, shortly after opening. Walked in and there was only one patron, the bartender and a dancer who was getting off stage, but ran back on as soon as she saw me. I...

I was in the area the other night and figured WTF, I'll give it a try. I hadn't been here in a long long time. I expected to see the same old (I mean old - late 40's and 50 year old) dancers that have been there ever night for...

I went there on a Wed. night, and there were only 2 girls there. They were both American, and the one blonde was about an 8. There were not any beers on tap, but the price of a bottle wasn't too much. The Bar seems pretty dirty...

This place is a real dive... dirty, empty, and for the most part, consists of unattractive older women that can't dance very well. I really can't understand how this place stays in business!! It's too bad, because the highly populated Bayshore area could certainly use some better clubs than what...

I feel dirty when I leave the place. Dancers are not very attractive but friendly. The place is just dirty and the bathroom is foul. Seems like the workers are more interested in their own amusement then servicing their clients. Bartenders walk off with your money and...

Ever since I read the last review I've been meaning to get back to this place to check it out. The reviewer talked about lap dances and how nice they were. Well unfortunately, he must of reviewed the wrong club because there are no lap dances here.

The night I...

Went to this club on a tuesday afternoon. The place was dead. A couple of russian dancers, a brazilian and a couple of american blondes. Not everyone will do a private dance with you. However the once that do will give you a nice time. Since it was in the...

Stopped in last Wednesday evening to check the place out during an overnight work stay in NJ. I thought I had been here before several years ago, but it seemed different inside. Maybe I'm confused! Anyway 4-5 dancers working, mostly hanging with the locals, I assume, since...

This place is looking up. Stopped in on a Thursday. 7 girls working, 6 of the American. Several of them new to the bar and one who's only been dancing a few weeks. Most of them are only 5's to 7's, but for this place, that's...

Stopped in on Thursday night about 8:00 PM. There were 6 girls working. 4 Americans and 2 Brazilians. All 6 had good bodies. One was a little too old, but great rack. Jillian was exceptionally hot.

This place is really on the up swing. They...

Well, I visited this place on a lark on a Thursday night. It was packed. I couldn't believe it. Loads of dancers and balloons all over the place. They were celebrating the birthday of one of the barmaids. Food, cake, the works. And the girls must have been happy because...

Well, it was an interesting visit here last night. About nine girls and 12 to 15 guys, which was nice for a change because the gals didn't have to rely on just a few customers to keep them occupied. But it only cut down on the dollar parade a little....

I like the fact that this place is really low-pressure and has a corner-bar-with-nudity feel to it, which to me is more comfortable than the neon and tux set. Staff was very nice and even as a newbie to this place I wasn't treated as such. Very European feel to...

I've been stopping in about 1 or 2 times per month. The previous reviewer is right, very laid back, not very expensive. Kimmy may be the best bartender anywhere.

The dancers seem to be getting a little better, more lively and they speak better English. Most on the...

Pumps is definitely a laid-back place, and the average age of the dancers is probably 30-45. For the most part,you can have a good time, and have an occasional drink with the girls, and not really be taken for every last dollar. What makes this place fun is the 2...

I'm beginning to feel so alone on this site discussing this place, but I think its worth revisting now and then.

First off, the AC was working, which was needed, even though it was cool outside, it was a little warm on the inside. A Wednesday night, the crowd was...

Well, after many months of not heading into this place, I had a desperate need to see some Brazilian babes, but didn't want to take a long trip. I was ready for some disappointments, and there were, but overall, I was surprised with the quality of the girls this Saturday...

I swore I would never visit this club again, but after reading the last post about the LD's I had to go back and check it out. To my disappointment, there were no LD's. I think the last poster made a mistake and got the clubs mixed up. There is...

Went to this club to check out as it is convenient for me. It was a Thursday afternoon. There were 6 dancers and two customers including me. You think that such a setting would make the dancers give you some special treatment. But everybody had sullen faces. There are lap...

Revisited this place for the first time in months. There were a couple of attractive Brazilian girls there. Very friendly and willing to allow a feel here and there for a buck or two, on both sides of the bar.

The place itself has not changed in decor, though they...

If you like Brazillian girls, this is a great place to visit. About a year ago, this place was great. Could get a few extras around the bar. The local authorities put an end to that. Now, its pretty much tip-tip-tip, see a little flash and that's about it. All...