77 NJ-36, Keansburg, NJ 07734, USA

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review
13 years ago
Go in with low expectations and...
Go in with low expectations and you'll have a good time. Dancer bodies were decent, faces were not. They were friendly though and worked for those dollars. Saw three different dancers: First was a...
mrch7
review
14 years ago
Dingy place at one end of...
Dingy place at one end of a strip mall on rt. 36. Dance floor in the middle of a long rectangular bar. Yes, the barmaids have huge racks but that about it....
jayare
review
14 years ago
So it's pretty much always the...
So it's pretty much always the same story here. Sammy or Meggin tending bar and showing their tits for better bar tips. A couple of passable American dancers, and by a couple...
RangerFanInNJ
Florida
review
15 years ago
After a very long absence I...
After a very long absence I decided to pay a visit to this place in the early afternoon, shortly after opening. Walked in and there was only one patron, the bartender and a dancer...
enquiz2001
Florida
review
15 years ago
I was in the area the...
I was in the area the other night and figured WTF, I'll give it a try. I hadn't been here in a long long time. I expected to see the same old (I mean...
joshc
Virginia
review
15 years ago
I went there on a Wed....
I went there on a Wed. night, and there were only 2 girls there. They were both American, and the one blonde was about an 8. There were not any beers on...
Biggpimpin
review
15 years ago
This place is a real dive......
This place is a real dive... dirty, empty, and for the most part, consists of unattractive older women that can't dance very well. I really can't understand how this place stays in business!! It's...
Gerry100
review
15 years ago
I feel dirty when I leave...
I feel dirty when I leave the place. Dancers are not very attractive but friendly. The place is just dirty and the bathroom is foul. Seems like the workers are more interested...
charlie_p
review
15 years ago
Ever since I read the last...
Ever since I read the last review I've been meaning to get back to this place to check it out. The reviewer talked about lap dances and how nice they were. Well unfortunately, he...
enquiz2001
Florida
review
16 years ago
Went to this club on a...
Went to this club on a tuesday afternoon. The place was dead. A couple of russian dancers, a brazilian and a couple of american blondes. Not everyone will do a private dance with you....
xanfiles
Florida
review
16 years ago
Stopped in last Wednesday evening to...
Stopped in last Wednesday evening to check the place out during an overnight work stay in NJ. I thought I had been here before several years ago, but it seemed different inside. ...
testcat
Pennsylvania
review
16 years ago
This place is looking up. ...
This place is looking up. Stopped in on a Thursday. 7 girls working, 6 of the American. Several of them new to the bar and one who's only been dancing a...
joshc
Virginia
review
17 years ago
Stopped in on Thursday night about...
Stopped in on Thursday night about 8:00 PM. There were 6 girls working. 4 Americans and 2 Brazilians. All 6 had good bodies. One was a little too old, but...
joshc
Virginia
review
17 years ago
Well, I visited this place on...
Well, I visited this place on a lark on a Thursday night. It was packed. I couldn't believe it. Loads of dancers and balloons all over the place. They were celebrating the birthday of...
enquiz2001
Florida
review
17 years ago
Well, it was an interesting visit...
Well, it was an interesting visit here last night. About nine girls and 12 to 15 guys, which was nice for a change because the gals didn't have to rely on just a few...
enquiz2001
Florida
review
17 years ago
I like the fact that this...
I like the fact that this place is really low-pressure and has a corner-bar-with-nudity feel to it, which to me is more comfortable than the neon and tux set. Staff was very nice and...
clubfan70
review
17 years ago
I've been stopping in about 1...
I've been stopping in about 1 or 2 times per month. The previous reviewer is right, very laid back, not very expensive. Kimmy may be the best bartender anywhere. The dancers seem to...
joshc
Virginia
review
17 years ago
Pumps is definitely a laid-back place,...
Pumps is definitely a laid-back place, and the average age of the dancers is probably 30-45. For the most part,you can have a good time, and have an occasional drink with the girls, and...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
18 years ago
I'm beginning to feel so alone...
I'm beginning to feel so alone on this site discussing this place, but I think its worth revisting now and then. First off, the AC was working, which was needed, even though it was...
enquiz2001
Florida
review
18 years ago
Well, after many months of not...
Well, after many months of not heading into this place, I had a desperate need to see some Brazilian babes, but didn't want to take a long trip. I was ready for some disappointments,...
enquiz2001
Florida
review
19 years ago
I swore I would never visit...
I swore I would never visit this club again, but after reading the last post about the LD's I had to go back and check it out. To my disappointment, there were no LD's....
enquiz2001
Florida
review
19 years ago
Went to this club to check...
Went to this club to check out as it is convenient for me. It was a Thursday afternoon. There were 6 dancers and two customers including me. You think that such a setting would...
xanfiles
Florida
review
19 years ago
Revisited this place for the first...
Revisited this place for the first time in months. There were a couple of attractive Brazilian girls there. Very friendly and willing to allow a feel here and there for a buck or two,...
enquiz2001
Florida
review
19 years ago
If you like Brazillian girls, this...
If you like Brazillian girls, this is a great place to visit. About a year ago, this place was great. Could get a few extras around the bar. The local authorities put an end...
enquiz2001
Florida