Henry the VIII South Reviews

For out-of-towners, beware that this place is far, far off the beaten track. I kept expecting I was going to drive off the edge of the earth before I got there. I paid a $5 cover at the door, then $6.25 for a Coke, but before I had my thimble-full...

This place looks like a 1950's neighborhood bar that has not been well maintained or updated. But, the atmosphere is so over the top and the mileage is so crazy that it's worth one or more visits. On the Sunday afternoon that I visited, the dancers varied in...

I agree with others that have said this place is a dive, but it is a good opportunity to get anything you want in the back room. I was enjoying FS in the vip area while some guy was changing the ceiling light bulb five feet away...and didn't notice...

Here's the deal, yeah they've done a bit of redecorating. But the place is still a crap hole. The thing is, its a neighborhood bar feeling crap hole where naked chicks dance, and that makes it very cool. Diana is still the queen in my mind. ...

Dropped in on an impulse, after a two-month absence. Was approached by Tasha, a MILF with a bit of baby fat around her middle and an easygoing, very approachable, lively personality. Very accomodating and eager to please, recommend her without hesitation. Saw some stalwarts there (Charlie, Anna,...

Guys:
I used to really love this seedy place, but the few hot girls they used to have working here have left. The old ones who can't work anywhere else still work here. A few, and I do mean VERY FEW cute girls are left. I just can't get excited about...

This is still my favorite club. Not because the dancer's are so unbelievably hot, although a few are, but because of the atmosphere. The dancers actually approach you, even if you aren't wearing a $1000 suit. I was there just to kill some time the other day,...

Well after my last couple of trips being severely disappointing in terms of dancer quality (not dance quality), my recent Saturday night surprised me. Lo and behold there were actually 2-3 attractive dancers on shift where usually you are lucky if you get one. They have done a...

Went there July 5th in the evening. The girls spent more time in the locker room and bathroom then they did on the floor. I would definitly stick to the day shift, the girls are much better looking and the dances are a lot more aggressive during the...

Visited on July 4, a very slow day. Physically a small club located in what appears to be a nice neighborhood in the midst of a housing community, oddly enough. As one enters the bar is to the right and small stage on the left. In the back to...

Gentlemen:
Henry's South is still the best place around for high mileage dances. I worry that it is too high mileage and may attract unwanted attention. Day shift has a greater number of...well...older women working than night shift does, but there are a few young ones worth getting. Deanna, Lori and...

Place was fairly busy and nearly crowded. Far people to many for the small room for dances without stepping on some ones toes. Great mileage but no privacy. All the girls were very friendly and as aggressive as usual. There were some new dancers but most were regulars. Daytime...

I had to write to relate what a good time I had here, I've been in enough that I've got some favorites, but was still able to meet a new one today. I was in on day shift and it was slow, but the women were great, the dances...

I have been going here for one person lately. ... Wanetta .... she is beautiful and gives a very good old fashion dance so there is no chance of coming out with some std. the still have all the crazy stuff happening here as before but i think i will...

Not all the girls are knockouts-in fact, some of them are NOT attractive at all in my opinion. However, more contact can be had here than anywhere else in the area. I couldn't rate the place higher because of the average talent level, but some girls are hot! I hear...

Nasty. Went to the bar and ordered a drink, but was told that no liquor was served, because it is a nude club. A very small diet coke was 6.50. Took a seat between the bar and the stage, where a woman was dancing who was so...

The place isn't the same as it used to be, a good time can still be had, but it's become so commercialized, it used to be that there was an element of spontaneity but I was there a few days ago and it was like ordering off a menu. ...

It's difficult to give Henry VIII South a high rating, since this club occupies a certain niche. Basically this is a place you go to if you want high mileage and just about nothing else. I went on a recent Wed night around 7:30. There were 4 girls, rating 3...

Every few months I stop by, just to see if it has changed. For the most part, it has not, although it appears the stage has been remodeled since my last visit in the fall. There is no longer a pole across the ceiling, and they...

Been there a couple times during the day. Good mileage, exrtas all over the place. Nice girls, though I do like em dirty! HJ at the table which was nice and bbbj in the vip which was better. some of the girls are a little pushy...

Henry VIII South's cover is $10 after 7pm and a bottle of water is still $6.25. I take my seat on a stool at the counter facing the stage and start to watch the show. It takes me a little while to notice but it's the red laser light that...

stopped in the club a few weeks back and got solicited by a bunch of old ladies. I am no spring chick at 46 but I like my dancers to be in their 30s at least. One on them was 57 years old.... not bad for that age but not...

Dropped in on a Sunday a couple of weekends ago, the power went out because of a storm and they were on generator power for about an hour and a half (I was there for about three hours). The dancers were dressed warmly 'cause the heat was off, but...

Visted the club on a Wednesday afternoon. Eight dancers working and five customers. Henry's is a club where you come in and get what you need, this isn't a club to kick back and relax for a couple hours. Girls ranged from 4-7. I believe I...

Now Henry's South is not a high end club by any means. the place is, well, a dump. The majority of the girls are not attractive-in my opinion. Some of the girls are good looking. However, the mileage here is off the charts-especially on the day shift. I can count...