Reviews

I like this place! Its got some problems though. The main stage on the ground floor hardly qualifies as a stage at all. . but then space for rent on Catherines can't be cheap. There is a secondary stage for overflow as well. This is a very standard LD establishment and there won't be any funny stuff going on here. I got to suck this one girls titties here once and felt like I was getting away with murder, and I don't mean that in a good way overall. However, the girls here know they are safe. The bouncers here are very fair and they realize they're dealing with the tourist crowd who may be unfamiliar with their rules. The upstairs is the Ld Area - you can pay 15 bucks for a non contact perv only only fully nude show where you can get a good luck at the girls twat or a very standard groping session at 10 bucks a song. I don't think you can ask for a better deal, as other clubs will charge more per song with even less contact. Wandas comes to mind and I wonder why anyone goes there. But that's a separate review I suppose. On this night my friend who lives in mtl said we should hit chez paree, which means you have to dress well just to get in. My friend and I debated this afterwards bc our tastes in women differ. He thought chez paree had attractive girls I thought it had only a few, and most were enhanced. Well as a guy who's seen way too many insecure girls allow a surgeon to mess with their perfectly fine natural breasts so they can look like more of a slut with enhancements, I'm strictly opposed to getting dances from bolt-ons & had become a real peeve of mine. Guess I'm in for a tough life eh? Anyway so these girls at Paree all think their beauty Queens I guess and that's their right. . when we went there we could barely find enough seating for our group, however, for me, I was relieved to go to down the street Club Downtown. Nikki is there who looks better and better every time I see her and there's always a few unsure of themselves natural up n comers there too. Those are the girls I'm looking for!!! Not a cocky attitude, almost shy and young types. And what's great here is that even the girls who know me don't try to own me for the night so I get to actually enjoy myself and take a few other girls to share the wealth too:) Saw this little babe giving at your chair Dances, where contact isn't allowed. After her set on stage I took her upstairs. . she was really sweet and totally unpretentious with nice b-cup titties with perky nipps. When I concentrated on the jiggle of her titties to try and guess her age she giggled and thought that was funny. I thought her titties couldn't even be twenty yet but I was wrong she was 21. I really hope she realizes how perfect her titties are at this point in her life. . she probably thinks they're too small compared to the other girls with enhancements like most girls think, failing to realize that most guys I think want nice proportional boobies if they can find them. Most girls have no business even considering enhancements until they're 35..If they're still playing the game by then. I could tell this 21 yr old preferred the non contact cash of she could get it considering I found her giving non-contact Dances and trying to offer the 15$ full nude non contact Dances to me but I had a really cool buzz on and loved feeling her warmth up on me and she wore these really nice non slutty panties rather than just the gee string and in my head I get imagining her as 17 and going wild in my head!! And see enhancements would have ruined that entirely for me. I gave her a very kind, gentle, but manly feel up and down and will hope to run into her next time as well. So even though this club is strict and the stage here is a joke compared to paree or kingdom, as long as management continues to sell its own brand and not try to be another paree Club I will always Gravatate here for a mtl city Centre Club bc I'm fine with nice new girls giving clean Dances here and letting my imagination run wild!! I will always always prefer the I'm just putting myself through school / need some easy extra cash type young girls to let me caress their soft bodies than I ever will an enhanced career slut type. Alot of guys can't stand the tease and won't even go to SCs because of the tease only aspect. Personally, I'm all for it. The girls here are friendly, not uptight, and the Patrons are there for fun times and has a very relaxed atmosphere. And I wouldn't have had to get all dressed up in unconfortable clothes to come here either!

Third night of my bachelor party, we decided that we would go 3 for 3 and try one more. Club Downtown came across as a little more stuffy, but one through the line, our group of 6 got a nice table in the back. Most of my friends were broke by that point, so the back made the most sense... We even got a free t-shirt with a couple buckets of Canadian. About half a beer in, two girls offered $50 per head for a 6 song show (30 min)... I said yes, and it was on. We got this back bar, they got up on stage and went to TOWN on each other. Crazy nasty stuff. I almost got a dirty Sanchez. One girl squirted everywhere. At one point, the bouncer had to come obstruct the other patrons from peering in because it was taking from the main stages. Definitely one of the hottest shows I have seen, and my drunk friends running commentary made it memorable even through the drunken haze.

As I walked up the stairway to this place, the memories of past visits came into my brain. I remembered walking up and down St.Catherine going into each club, eventually we came here and discovered was the best among the collection. If I remember correctly, we had to go home several days early on that particular trip due to low funds. I got to the top of the stairway and was blocked by the entry booth. A turnstyle blocked by an iron bar, put there by the person collecting money. I looked ahead of me and saw a man whose arms were as big as my legs. I was petrified for a moment. This bouncer towered over me. He pointed to the girl collecting money and I immediately pulled out my wallet and gave her $5 for the cover fee. A ticket was handed to a host, and the iron bar was slid back so the turnstyle could operate. The host asked me where I'd like to sit. I gestured to the stage, still wary of the giant I was walking past. Girls were hot. Girls danced. Girls got nekked. In American strip clubs, you put dollars on the stage for the girls I thought this was a good idea and I pulled out a Canadian dollar. Canadian dollars are coins. For a few minutes I pondered the logistics of putting a dollar on stage (perhaps in some slot?), and then decided against it. I was dreadfully afraid of the giant man. A girl named Cherry came up on stage. She was crazy hot. she danced, and she got nekked. After she got off the stage, she lead me back to the private area upstairs, asked that I use the hand sanitizer, and I got a private dance. Now that I think about it, hand sanitizer seems like a really, really good thing at a strip club. She was crazy hot. I returned a few nights later, and got another private dance from another super crazy hot chick named A something. It'll come to me. The girls are retardedly hot. Private dances are steaming hot. $10 for a private dance, $5 entry. Despite the inexpensive entry and dance charges, I still blew through $200 bucks fairly easily. This is an awesome place. When I return to Montreal, I'll definitely come back here.

Club Downtown sucks. On paper it seems great, $10 dances, full contact, middle of downtown Montreal, what's not to like? A number of things make this "cheap" club incredibly expensive. I've been to Club Downtown twice. Once 3 years ago while visiting Montreal, and once tonight. I didn't review it then after a terrible experience because I figured I just had some bad luck and they should get the benefit of the doubt. No, it's institutionalized awful. Three years ago I had a girl pull the shadiest maneuver I've ever had pulled on me at a club. After the last dance when I told her I was done, she wanted to chat for a bit, and I did. After the chat, she charged me for an additional song because it was still in the room. I thought that was ridiculous and she had stalled me intentionally, but the bouncer took her side. I gave her the money and walked out. Tonight I wandered in again unintentionally, and decided to give it a second shot since I had already paid the cover. The layout of the seats seems designed to make for horrible dances: They're single uncomfortable dentist waiting room-style seats with rigid metal backs and arms that make it almost impossible for a girl to straddle you, so for most of every dance, you get an "air show" which defeats the purpose of a full contact club because the girls are out of reach. Lap dance area is also on the second floor of the club, so it strongly encourages multiple dances if only because you feel bad for the dancers having to walk those stairs each time, and every girl seems to jump right into dancing without waiting for the next song, so you're almost guaranteed to lose out on half a song. Also, and this happened with every single girl I went in with, they didn't take off their tops until the second song, which makes me think it's just the way things are done at that club. After finally finding a girl that actually sat on my lap a bit for my "lap dance," I asked her about the "bed shows" which are supposed to be fully nude, no contact. She said they were lesbian shows only (a lie, since an earlier dancer called it a solo show that cost $10 a dance as well, and the signage also supported that). She said it would be $20 for two girls, so I was like, ok, sure, that could be fun, why not. Girl 2 shows up and they get up on the bed and start joking with each other with the clothes on in the middle of the song that was on when we got there, and then started to argue a bit, and they're discussing something, and it's pretty clear they don't want to do the show without some Purell alcohol sanitizer. I joke, "This obviously doesn't count as the first song, right?" and girl 2, who spoke English better, said it did. I was shocked. I probably should have called an end to it right there, but I figured may as well just get a second song during which something lesbian-related might actually happen, since I was there anyway. They spent most of the second song talking and laughing like old friends, and about 30 seconds of fake rug-munching. I put an end to the show after that song because it was lame, and pull out a 50 for both. Girl two drops the bomb of it being $20 for each of them, so I in fact owed $80 for that half minute of imaginary cunnilingus. I pointed out the first girl said it was $20 for two girls per song, neither denied it, but instead dismissed it as "Her English isn't great, she explained it wrong." ...Right. Because that's a valid reason to try to rip off your customers. I wasn't going to even TRY getting management involved, if it was going to be 2 against 1 if I did. I honestly can't discourage people from going to Club Downtown enough. To clarify, since I know I'd be thinking things while reading this review: I'm not cheap, I'm not on a budget, I had $500 on me from the ATM that I was ready to spend, but I prefer a little bit of fantasy with my fantasy. I know I'm viewed as an ATM by dancers, but Club Downtown really makes you feel that way too. That's a shitty club, regardless of how cheap their dances are. Go to Cleopatra. The girls treat you like a human being, give some of the best dances I've ever had, while still only costing $10 a dance. Downtown's girls are hot (if you're into the stick figure + bolt-on tits look), but that's really all they have going for them.

I was in Montreal for an overnight trip, staying downtown, so I checked out Club Downtown. I've been to other Montreal clubs before, and some are great and some not so. I'm a fan of Club Downtown. First of all, $10 for a dance is awesome value compared to the US clubs. There were several smoking hot women dancing... 8-10 in rating. Not all were knockouts, but most were. The back room dances are very private, but you need to go upstairs to get there. It leads to the anticipation, perhaps, but it's a pretty long walk! The girls I encountered were all friendly, as was the staff. There was minimal badgering for tips or dances, so I was mostly able to relax. That's exactly what I'm looking for in a club. The quality of lap dances was quite good, and of course the patrons are allowed to touch. Strange Montreal rules: patron touches dancer, but not the other way around. That is the opposite of what's typically found in US clubs. Overall, the place was a good value and enjoyable, and I'll return someday.

Visited this club on a Saturday night with 2 friends. The club is quite small and it was quite crowded when we were there. Drinks are reasonably priced at about $6 (CAN) for a beer. Dances are $10 upstairs in a booth but each dance is quite short. This club was much better in terms of dancers when compared to Cafe Cleopatra. Considering these are the only two clubs I've been to, I would recommend Club Downtown over Cafe Cleopatra any day. Also, if I remember correctly the cover charge was $5/person. Overall, its not a bad place to go and chill for a little while, drink beers, watch naked girls and get a few dances.

Probably my favorite club in Montreal And I've been to Chez Paree and Wandas for comparison. There are others that are fancier and with hotter dancers, but overall I find Club Downtown to be a lot more laid back and that money really goes a long way. There's a pretty cheap cover when you enter, usually $5 or $10. If you tip the doorman he'll give you a seat that's closer to the middle or to the stage. I usually go for the bucket of beer in order to get a decent value. Usually $30 for half a dozen domestic Canadian beers. There's a small stage in the middle that constantly has a dancer up there for a three song rotation. The stage dancing doesn't have much energy and I'd say the one thing id ask for is a bit more enthusiasm or experience on the pole. for The dancers are around walking back and forth, but not at all pushy. While most clubs charge $20 for a private dance, dances here were still $15/song and take place in a private booth where contact is allowed everywhere but their crotch. They always have a nice variety of very attractive girls, though probably more 7-9s than the 10s that may exist at other clubs in Montreal. I believe there may be another level for even more private dances or VIP service, but I've never been up there.

After reading many reviews it pointed to club downtown. We selected this club as it was billed as couple friendly. This is the first time I've visited a club with gals in tow. I had heard many times that arriving with females in your party significantly added to the attention. Nothing could be farther from the truth, in this establishment. With one exception, every girl completely ignored our group of four. Additionally no staff was smiling. Which for me is a big turn off. Regardless of which hospitality sector you're in, when the staff outwardly shows they don't want to be there, it just plain sucks. Girls were approaching some of the other male patrons in the club. Club was dark and a bit dirty. Girls were in the 5-7 range on beauty. Beers were pretty overpriced at 6 for $45. If I were on a all guys trip, I'd rate this club as just ok. Definitely looking for a better club. In the end, one dancer managed to crack a smile. We didn't waste another second and headed upstairs for some 2 on 1. She was very pleasant and accommodating. Just wish we found her earlier.

This was a great club, one of the best in Montreal for sure. The girls are all smoking hot. They are friendly and on the Saturday I went it was easy to get a dance. Dances are relatively inexpensive. However, what was a bit disappointing was the fact that there was no completely nude dances in the booths, and the girls on stage weren't completely naked for very long either. However, if I had had the money at the end of the night I would have been able to see two of the girls eat each other during a bed dance ($15), but I had run out of money.

As I walked up the stairway to this place, the memories of past visits came into my brain. I remembered walking up and down St.Catherine going into each club, eventually we came here and discovered was the best among the collection. If I remember correctly, we had to go home several days early on that particular trip due to low funds. I got to the top of the stairway and was blocked by the entry booth. A turnstyle blocked by an iron bar, put there by the person collecting money. I looked ahead of me and saw a man whose arms were as big as my legs. I was petrified for a moment. This bouncer towered over me. He pointed to the girl collecting money and I immediately pulled out my wallet and gave her $5 for the cover fee. A ticket was handed to a host, and the iron bar was slid back so the turnstyle could operate. The host asked me where I'd like to sit. I gestured to the stage, still wary of the giant I was walking past. Girls were hot. Girls danced. Girls got nekked. In American strip clubs, you put dollars on the stage for the girls I thought this was a good idea and I pulled out a Canadian dollar. Canadian dollars are coins. For a few minutes I pondered the logistics of putting a dollar on stage (perhaps in some slot?), and then decided against it. I was dreadfully afraid of the giant man. A girl named Cherry came up on stage. She was crazy hot. she danced, and she got nekked. After she got off the stage, she lead me back to the private area upstairs, asked that I use the hand sanitizer, and I got a private dance. Now that I think about it, hand sanitizer seems like a really, really good thing at a strip club. She was crazy hot. I returned a few nights later, and got another private dance from another super crazy hot chick named A something. It'll come to me. The girls are retardedly hot. Private dances are steaming hot. $10 for a private dance, $5 entry. Despite the inexpensive entry and dance charges, I still blew through $200 bucks fairly easily. This is an awesome place. When I return to Montreal, I'll definitely come back here.

I've been a patron of Club Downtown for a long time. The location can't be beat. A majority of the girls are very good looking and friendly. I usually go with a group of guys and we spend most of our money on the contact danses. The drinks are very overpriced so watch out. I was a bit displeased when I ordered a bucket of 6 beers ($45 bucks) and had to give the waitress a $12 tip. The bottles weren't cold. Careful at the bar and ordering drafts because sometimes you'll get a hot glass (fresh from the dishwasher). I recommend pregaming somewhere else before and then heading over there for the girls. The bouncer looks like Big Show from WWE.

I was visiting Montreal and walked by plenty of strip clubs. This was one place I wanted to check out. I ended up coming in at the tail end of the dayshift. The dayshift was bad in that there were only 4 girls and none above a 7. There was no action going on at the stage. I got 2 beers for the price of one, so I sat and watched some of the basketball tournament games that were going on. The nightshift girls started to trickle in. It was a huge improvement in terms of quality and number of dancers. The place started to pick up a lot. The private dances are $10 and touching is allowed except for the kitty. I got dances from various girls and was very happy with the quality of dances. Out of my visits to various Strip clubs around Montreal, this seemed to be the place I had the best time and got good value.