Reviews

Visited Lady Godiva's a few weeks ago when I was in GR on business. Relatively new to the strip club scene (feels more honest than cheating haha), but enjoyed myself. It was Tuesday, so they…

I don't have high exception for a club in general but the atmosphere here was a killer. I was in Grand Rapids for the night and came here because it was close to the JW.…

Okay, YES, it's a bikini club, but I was at Grand Rapids for a show and it was really close by the venue, so I figured, what the hey! They are sticklers about the NO…

Cheater girls

never go to this place. total waste and the girl they trick you in paying lot of money for doing nothing.

they dont strip or they dont come for lap dance. finally one girl(with light…

Really awesome club! I went last weekend with my girlfriend and some friends and boy did we have a blast! Grand rapids may have a no nude ordinance, but the girls at Godiva's we're…

A little bit late, but I was here for their annual New Years Eve Party.

It was quite a bit slower than previous years for NYE. Club is still the best looking place in GR. Got…

Stopped in here on a tuesday night trying to have a little fun. This place is normally a complete waste of time and money on a week night. I normally dont complain about…

It is a shame that this club is in GR, aka no titty city. The club is very large, nicely laid out. Has an upstairs bar and lounge area with VIP dance booths and VIP…

What to say about this place. First, it was a Monday night, so I wasn't expecting much in the way of activity and fun. However, there was absolutely nothing going on. I went in with…

Stopped by on weekday night after visiting one of the local breweries in GR since this place was right around the block. First thing we noticed was a lack of vehicles in the parking…

I stopped in here while on a girls weekend in Grand Rapids last weekend mostly just to check it out. I used to dance here about 3 years ago before I moved. Not a lot…

Stopped in Tuesday night after being at Parkway Tropics and not finding what I wanted. Had a few dances with a ok cutie. Dances are done in a semi private booth area and some of…

The club itself is pretty awesome. There were 4 poles. One of which went from the second floor stage to the first floor stage which is pretty cool. The girls ranged from I'd say a…

The last time I was in this club- IT SUCKED. The club itself looks great, but its ruined by the overbearing employees, and the dancers are SNOBS. Unless you wear a business suit or look…

I'm looking for a new place to hang since Tini's closed and this place is a good choice. Not going to waste time on the set up, it's covered. The place is still nice, but…

I have been in this club a number of times in the last six months. Management has built a nice clean club here with lots of room and a huge stage. I am…

Arrived around 12:30 on this Thursday night payed my $7 entry fee and went to the bar to order my captain and coke ($5). The place is nicely furnished with a main stage and a…

While I have had a semi good time here in the past, the last couple times in have been a total waste of time. So this is a review of several week night visits,…

This place is walking distance from downtown, and in a safe enough area. It's a bit confusing to find the entrance, at least on foot, as it's in a courtyard and there is no sign…

Haven't been to this club in a while, but I dropped in to meet up with a customer. Things were super slow, even for a Wednesday at about 7:30 PM. Was made to pay the…

I went to this club one night with two friends; one female, one male. The first thing we noticed when we walked in was how ridiculously expensive it was. Cover charge and drinks are outrageous!…

This place is open until 4 am on the weekends. I went here after the bars closed and there were 15-20 girls working but many seemed to leave shortly after 2:30. The club is nice,…

I visited this club on a Friday around 11pm I believe. Physically, the club looks great! There were 4 pole. One main stage and then 3 smaller ones. On one of the smaller stages the…

Have to echo the last reviewer. I also had a great time here on a wednesday night. Really no nudity but the private area is a great time and you can at least…

You might be a little turned off by a club like LG that doesn't go topless. And you probably should be if you don't pay for the private dances. On stage, the girls come out…

Great Club. I'm a 25 year old male, very clean and professional. Not sure if that makes a difference or not but the girls were great! Very talented and friendly, especially in…

First time at this club. Was very friendly and I was treated very well. Had two different dancers and the best one was Angel. Angel treated me like a VIP and I bought 2 VIP…

Long-ass review, be forewarned.

This is my "normal" club I go to. My scores are based the fact GR has enacted an ordinance that basically prohibits a topless club from operating in the city, which…

First time at this club and it wasn't too bad. Even though GR has that stupid "no nudity" law, the girls like to tease their way around it. I went during the day…

I took a trip to Michigan and decided to give another club a shot. I have no idea why Grand Rapids has that stupid ordinance, but it really puts a damper on the whole idea…

I generally save my play money for Detroit area clubs where you get the Bang for your buck, but stopped into this club which is a block away from where I work. A beautiful,…

TERRIBLE CLUB. Walked in, only 5 dancers working, 2 customers in the entire place. No topless or nude, bikini only. Go to the beach! 3 of the 5 dancers were fugly, one hot brunette who…

It's true that there is no topless dancing in GR, but Godiva's is a very satisfying club. On a short visit to Michigan, I made it to LGs on a Friday and then a Tuesday…

I've been here on several occasions. The club itself looks great. The main stage has two 40 feet poles. There are two mini-stage poles longside the club and a medium stage almost center the club…

Stopped at the insitance of a buddy to see a dancer that used to work at Tini's, Brittny. She hasn't changed a bit. Still pushing the limits and giving more than is technically allowed. She…

This is my second time at this club on a Saturday night; and it seems that nobody was getting any private dances. I was there more than an hour, and got several lap dances and…

Decided to give this place another try and was glad I did. As stated before this is a very attractive club. The difference this time was in the dancers. The dancers were…

Beautiful and comfortable club on the inside. The main stage was not being used while I was there. The girls who were working danced on a small stage close to the bar. Though…

this is my usuall stop when I'm out and in the mood...deffinately not a "regular", and that sucks. Seems like most of the day-shift girls hang with the regulars, and your just there to watch.…

I haven't been here for quite a while, so I thought I would check it out again. Big place, but the main stage was not being used and the girls where dancing on a…

Visited this club around 3:00. The bar was full of regulars, with most of the girls talking to them. Nice to average girls working, with a couple GOOD looking ones. Proabably 6-7 girls,…

Hadn't been here since last summer & was apprehensive with all the talk about bad people & violence in the club. I saw NONE of that. On a Wednesday night from 10p-2am,…

Well, after my last review, I have gone back to work here for one night.

I really don't know what to say about this place anymore. I feel bad for managment because there are so…

I used to dance here when it first opened and whenever I was in town I would head back to make a buck or two. After hearing about the shooting that involved one of my…

Update: Police kill suspected gunman who opened fire inside Grand Rapids nightclub

GRAND RAPIDS -- Grand Rapids police are investigating the new year's first shooting after an incident at a downtown night club early this morning.

Police…

Pretty slow only about 5 customers, and about 5 girls dancing, varied from 1 to perhaps a 6. they dance at tables and bars for tips, and in vip area for 20. This…

Apparently they are now calling this place "Lady Godiva's" according to the signs outside. Late on a weeknight, there were 5-6 girls working, doing their bikini thing. I have to give some…

I have been here before and submitted a positive review. Yesterday was different. There were only 2 dancers and they appeared not to be interested in what they were doing. One was…