Hard Body's Reviews

So I went to the day shift. I arrived around 6.45 on a Saturday. I like that there is no valet. You can find a spot and just go in. I went in and it was way smaller than I thought. There is a medium size stage as soon as...

So I attended this club with a buddy of mines whose co-worker was celebrating his 25th b'day. Admission was $20 and you had to find parking along a very ghetto looking Michigan Avenue. My buddy and I in our early 40's were probably a lil old for the...

I stopped by here on a Friday after I was finished with work. I live not too far from this club, so I thought, "why not go see what's going on there?" It's located right off of the street so it's really easy to find. Eveything I've read about this...

Wow, what a difference a few months make. Now I know these clubs do better in the winter, but on a Saturday night (9-10pm) you would expect some activity. After $10 to park, $10 to enter, I saw one other customer inside. I had just received my...

This is a combination review. The first part is for Sunday night, which was fairly active. When I arrived there were only four dancers, and a sparce crowd. However, by the time I left, around midnight, there were plenty of dancers and the place was packed. ...

We arrived at 8pm to see not one dancer on stage or even in the room. The DJ called for a girl to go on stage from the dressing room and she yelled "yeah right". We sat there for 45mins with only music and drinks. We could've went...

Been to this club a few times recently. Not much to look at from the outside, parking is in back, and mandatory valet ($3). Inside, club is nice, small, with one stage in the middle, with a bar on one side, and a row of tables on the...

Went in on a Monday afternoon. It's like the typical southwest Detroit club. The layout is good, with the stage in the center of the club. I counted 5 customers and 3 reasonably attractive dancers. The DJ played 3 songs before a dancer went on stage. I didn't get...