Reviews

Spent a few hours here Thursday afternoon. When I got there the only customers were bar flys and I sat and talked with a biker for about 10 minutes before any dancers started dancing. There…

Visited on a Saturday, late afternoon, and was not nearly as impressed as my previous visit. I was probably here too early (5-7pm) but figured there'd be a bit more action than there was.…

I stopped by here in the late afternoon for an attitude adjustment and was told somewhat sheepishly that they only had one dancer on hand. Needless to say, that should have been stated as one…

I somehow ended up here around 8:30 this past Friday night, after having heard and read some good things about their recent renovation. Now called The Crazy Horse, this is a very nice looking…

Emersons has taken a turn for the better. New girls, major remodeling in process. Being converted to a Crazy Horse. Dances are still the best value around at $5 each, or $20…

This place should be called EmAIRsons! What a ripoff. ALL the girls were out of shape or rail thin, like I wanted to feed them... The music is way too load and the place is mainly…

OH, I love this place. I used to do a LOT of work in Hickory, and was a member here in the late 90s. I took a trip down south last weekend, and made a…

Dropped by Emersons for the first time the other night. Generally pretty confortable, girls ranged from moderately atractive to pretty nice. Nothing really amazing. Dancing was ok, nothing that I hadn't seen before. I…

I dropped into Emersons about 5 PM on Thursday. It was dark as usual, about 5 dancers slowly working through the rotation. The sound levels in here are pretty bad if you sit near the…

I wandered in here for an attitude readjustment on Monday about 5. I walked right in and got a beer and sat down to meditate. The most notable talent was a slightly chubby blonde named…

visited club on 8/17 around 330p. club was dead. was able to walk in without paying "membership" fee since no one was manning the bar. sat down for 15-20 min and was never asked…

Went back to Emerson's to give it another try. Figured that last time might have been a fluke, but sadly this club is a hole with no hope for recovery. This visit lasted all of…

Emersons's of Hickory is a fun place to go. It's gotten much better since MAL bought them. The club is laid out pretty good. Nice and open so you dont really have…

visited on a weekday at night. At least 10 dancers ranging from 7-9, two songs on stage. Table dances at $5 per song were well worth it, one of the best bargains around.…

Wow, where to begin. Stopped in on a Saturday night around 11. There was one not very pretty girl working the floor when we got there. No waitresses or other dancers anywhere to be seen.…