Sirens Reviews

I am an afternoon regular at Kahoots, but I decided I needed a change of pace and Sirens filled the bill. Unlike most clubs open in the afternoon, there is a cover charge but it includes food. When I arrived, there were several gentlemen sitting at the bar...

From out of town and first time here. Felt like I owned the club since I was literally the only guy there when I arrived shortly after 9pm on a Tuesday. There were 5-6 girls there and nobody in stage so I basically was forced to sit at...

FYI, this review is a bit dated. I went to the club about a week ago, during a weeknight. I'm not sure what all the fanfare over this place is about. The layout is nice, but the talent -at least on that night- was subpar. ...

Showed up around 12:30am since I was bored after a meeting. $10 cover that late kinda sucks, but I was happy with the talent. Several 8-9s and I believe everyone was above a 6 or so. For a Tuesday night at 1am not bad. 2...

I had some time to kill on Friday evening while waiting for a friend. I stopped in Sirens as it was close by. My last visit here was probably around 2012 and I didn't much care for it. I went in and was asked if I wanted...

I was back in Columbus for a few days, and decided to try Sirens again after a mixed visit previously. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have.
Cover was $10, cashier and bouncer were friendly and made a little small talk before I went in.
After that, it went a bit...

I have been to Sirens several time over the years. I got there at about 5:00 Pm on a Tuesday. The cover charge changes up and down, but this night it was $12 I think and that included dinner. I go in and there was one other...

I wandered into Sirens around 8pm on a weeknight, and I'm guessing it was right around the shift change given a couple of dancers getting in cars and leaving as I got there. Cover was "$10 plus whatever you want to tip me". As I got in, the place was...

The club is great and the servers are cute and nice. But the downside is mist of the servers would do better on stage than most of the performers. The bouncers hovered around me, which might be because of my young face, but it completely ruined any mood of enjoyment...

I've never had luck at this club. Went in last Thursday around 1am. The girls on stage didn't know how to dance and were 5's. The couple of attractive girls on the floor were too busy hanging out with each other to be bothered by a customer.
The girl that brought...

Stopped by what looks like a boarded-up Steak-and-Ale on Cleveland Ave. Inside you pay a $7 cover...... at 3:55 in the afternoon? Good news is you get a ticket good for any meal on the menu under $20. Since I had a flight back east about 7:15,...

So I went to Sirens for the first time after my regular at Centerfold was not there. I'm glad I went. Didn't have to pay a cover because I had a free admission thing. Went in and sat down and enjoyed the stage show. The girls there range anywhere between...

This club has girls for every guy's tastes. From skinny white girls to curvy black girls. When I was there the only annoying thing the dancers did was push me to buy them an over priced drink. They also gave you a free dinner ticket once you paid your cover...

This place is as good as it gets in Columbus. If you go at night there will be plenty of attractive girls. It's hit or miss during the day, but still as good as you're going to get for a day shift in C-bus (if you have the...

I hit up Sirens Sunday night and got hustled a little. There is a mandatory coat check as you walk in and a $10 cover. There is a big tall stage to the right and a lot of table seating around that area. The bar area was crowded for some...

showed up on a Friday evening around 5. did 2 dances with the first girl who approached me and it was okay but I think she was new. She didn't move around a lot during the dances but she did put her breasts in my face and move my face...

Had time to kill on a Thursday night. Have been to Kahoots regularly but never here. 8 or 10 girls were on shift and the place was pretty quiet. Several were just average but 2 or 3 were pretty hot. Good frequency of 2 for 1's. The girls were relatively...

While in town on business for the night I stopped by Sirens after Kahoots turned out to be higher priced than I like. From the outside Sirens is as brightly lit in neon as the Vegas strip. The interior is much more of a neighborhood bar style than many clubs....

I have visited Sirens about half a dozen times over the past two months. All my visits were around dinner time (4-8PM).

There is a cover charge of $7 to $10. Not sure what determines it; I have paid both amounts. You can get in free by printing...

Sirens is located in a nice, well lit, well traveled commercial area, so no safety issues going in. Arrived about 9:30 on a Sunday evening. There the parking lot was almost empty. The cover charge was $10. Overall, the place looks decent—not upscale, but...

I have gone here several times and never left disappointed (like some other places I've been in Columbus). Always have seen a good collection of girls even when I've gone during the day as well as on Sundays. Most have very solid bodies, some may not have great looking...

I stopped by Sirens Wednesday after work. You pay a cover charge of $7, $8, $9, or $10 (it seems like it changes every time I'm there), and you get an item from there menu. It is a cheep way to eat dinner and go to a club....

Stopped by on the way around 270 from the east side of town and thought what the hell, haven't been here in years. Pulled up and they haven't done anything to the outside since the last visit. Harbinger of things to come.

Cover was $7 and walked in not really...

A super LD by a busty AA called Ocean more than salvaged a not-so-super bowl sunday. The club looked promising. I drove by and saw a large sign advertising Super Bowl party - free pizza and hot dogs, 85 cent beer and free admission by texting 313131. I decided to...

I went to the club in the early afternoon a few days after new years. The club was dead and the door man did not charge a cover, although he did require me to check my coat (no charge). Inside the club there was only one other customer, and a...