Reviews

I decided to make a quick stop on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I was curious to see how many girls would be there early afternoon. There were at least 8-9 and at least 2 were…

The best club in Columbus though that’s not saying much. I will say this club has a large roster and pretty girls all times of day. Hotness ranges from 5-8.5 with the occasional…

The ratings I gave may be a bit high, but the line-up was SOLID for a DAY SHIFT. The club had about 8 dancers on shift and three of them were 8 and above…

Look for my review of the clubs on the west side of Columbus under Kahoots.

Decided to leave a day of travel on a business trip to stop and spend a whole 15 hours visiting most…

Arrived around 3PM and paid the $7 cover which includes lunch. Paid $4 for a beer and sat down at a table to enjoy the view. There was about 10 girls working which was…

I ended up hitting Sirens two nights in a row (Wednesday and Thursday) and had a good time each night. Nice variety of attractive girls working, and both nights a met a fun cutie…

First off - never seen more neon lights on the outside of a building ever lol. Lit up the whole block. Showed up around midnight on Wednesday night, the cover charge was…

Obviously you can get food here, which is ok food. I had a burger and fries. Pretty basic.Nothing to write home about. Came here for an extended lunch around 12:30. 4 girls working. One…

I've never been to Sirens on a Monday so I wasn't sure if I was going to see the bench dancers or the starting lineup. Cover was 7 bucks as usual. Door staff was friendly.…

Read this review in the context of the Columbus market. I haven't been to Sirens in a while and just had an itch that needed scratching. It was about 5:00 on a Friday afternoon, $7…

Over the years I have visited Sirens, in two incarnations. It's had some ups and downs but the last year to year and half it's been good. Last time I was a regular…

There are things to love and hate about most clubs. With Sirens, lets start off with the hates- I hate the death metal music. Nothing kills the vibe more than watching a girl…